Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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♥Omg! Is it just me or is seth rogen gotten hot...I mos def would let him bust a nut....while taking hits from the bong...love its jeje
*love ya betch*
Coco Queen 09'
Hell yes!!!! Colin was fantastic in that movie.
Who forced Collin to take a bath?
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whoops, i *ahem* forgot this nonsense was on tonight...i remember a time when i lived for watching this stuff...now all i care about is the highlights...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
COLIN! Yay! I love "In Bruges".
yeah Colin!
Collin is looking good
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
btw..where the fuck has sandra bullock been? i hate bitches that get married and just disappear
I keep looking for Phoebe Price in the audience.
Is she there?
I'm sure she got dressed up even if she wasn't invited.
Good grief, Sigourney didn't look that fresh-faced in Alien! Lookin' good!
Kate W. looks gorgeous as usual. So slim!
Hey, Sandra Bullock! I forgot you existed! Listen at you with your Spanish accent. Adorable.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
I will always be thankful to Steven S. for giving me the visual of E.T. laying in the river nearly dead looking like a chicken fried steak cutlet.
@DeeDee: O yeah - now it's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0j5RuYevHc&feature=related
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Submitted by NuteBol on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:23pm.
" Whatever, is everyone done sucking Steven Spielberg's dick yet?"
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That's harsh yeah.
Michael K: Sigourney Weaver could lay a strap-on on me anytime.
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Word! I love her! "Get away from her you bitch!" Best.Line.Ever.
I think Kate W. just grabbed Leo's leg under the table!!!
My DH and I saw Slumdog Millionaire last night. So glad to see it kicking ass tonight!
I saw Slumdog Millionaire the other day and I didn´t think it was that great, good but not great. Maybe I need to see it again, on the big screen this time.
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
DH is been acting wierd for a while now.
Why am I so happy the old Adoptalina is not winning shit??
I almost feel bad.... Nope I don't buahahahahaha
Danny, comb your damn hair.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:34pm.
Intermission Hits from the Bong
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You be my soul sista up in here!
This used to be "our" song. Me and my bong:)
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Breaking news! The kid from Slumdog Millionaire just got adopted by Brangelina!!!
Hey, is that Morrissey?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
What the hell is this song all about when a ho accepts their award?
I feel like I'm at some gay rave party in San Francisco.
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"I'm sure Spaghetti Cat could have spot them a few, but you know how cheap that pussy is. He won't even buy sauce for his noodles."
Emma looks great.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Why don't they find someone to go out there with Dustin who is the same size he is?
Maybe Zac Efron?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:31pm.
*stomping tiger feet* I WANT CUNT FACE!!!!
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Producers rarely let that shit slip twice. Especially now that MK is recognized, you KNOW they came here and saw the 5 thousand "Hahaha!" posts and said to each other: Ok. Angie cannot control her cuntface. Try to avoid it, k? Ok - break!
Like that.
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I LOVE that Ron Howard didnt even bother to get his hair cut.
Perez Hilton doesn`t do anything cool like this! Probably out promoting his pathetically written trash novel.
Is Dustin Hoffman having a seizure ....
my question mark button isn`t working, it keeps giving me ééééééé what the hell is thatéééé
They have both worked with Michel Gondry, the coolest motherf*cker in the biz.
holy christ who is that big tranny next to dustin hoffman?!
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I've had Taco Bell shits bigger than Dustin Hoffman.
I could put his little ass in a cup holder.
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"I'm sure Spaghetti Cat could have spot them a few, but you know how cheap that pussy is. He won't even buy sauce for his noodles."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:30pm.
Wow, every time we do this I'm so glad I have no TV - this is obviously better.
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*sniff*
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Ugh. You again. I have lots of you, thanks!
;p
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Commercial!! Getting more Wine!!! Also, perhaps some Animal Crackers even though they are not on the diet...Fuck it! Smangelina is going to have pucker lips soon! ( I always had a hard time smucking my lips together to look like a fish, how in the flying fuck does St.Fragelina do it without cracking her "naturals"....lips that is, which ones I am speaking of you may guess uummmkayyy??
Mmmmmmmmm, Robert Downey Jr is looking very yummy. I may need to see Sherlock opening weekend if this is what he looks like in the film.
Mmmm Rolos are good at intermission
Obvious work: Cameron Diaz, TC
Intermission Hits from the Bong
If they do a memorial tribute to those who died in 2008...
they better include Estelle Getty who won a Golden Globe for "Golden Girls" !!!
ON YAHOO: Brangelina Diss Ryan Seacrest on the Golden Globes Red Carpet!
By Rebecca Detken | Sunday, January 11, 2009, 5:18 PM
Brad & Angelina on Golden Globes red carpet
Frazer Harrison/Getty ImagesEven though Ryan Seacrest hosts "American Idol" -- the biggest show on TV -- he couldn't score an interview with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on E!'s live Golden Globes red carpet broadcast.
After he finished asking Beyoncé a few snooze-worthy questions, Seacrest ran off in a desperate attempt to grab a minute with Hollywood's hottest couple, who dared to turn their backs on the hardest-working man in show business. Can you say diss? Seconds later, the dynamic duo added insult to injury by granting a last-minute interview to Ryan's red carpet competitor, "Access Hollywood's" Billy Bush. Ouch!
Seacrest laughed off the incident and noted that Brangelina ignored him on E!'s red carpet telecast because they were "very busy trying to get in" to the awards show. Yeah, right.
Better luck at the Oscars!
Wynonna Judd is the new poopy-pants spokeswhore, eh? Well, I hope it works out for her.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
OH MY GOD, SANDRA BULLOCK. THAT'S GOING TO BE.......... SAD.
♥I don't care who wins as long as the chimpunk miley doesn't win....
*love ya betchs*
Submitted by dumbnhung on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:31pm.
who says drew is sober...
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by dumbnhung on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:31pm.
who says drew is sober...
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:30pm.
Wow, every time we do this I'm so glad I have no TV - this is obviously better.
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*sniff*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Holy fuck Steve, I have no idea what you just said...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
I want to say something nice about her sooooooo bad. I just can't. I'm going to sound like a gay fashion designer but her fricking eggplant purple frock totally clashes with her faux carrotty hair.
The poster formerly known as ".". You're welcome.
Angie won't lose until the bitter end.
"Submitted by TOPANGA on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:28pm.
Ugh, I hate when they go on about how they go into the business. Nobody cares what the first movie you saw was, or when you got your first camera, or the first person you had to sleep with to get your first role. Say some thank you's and get the f** off the stage."
Yup, I totally agree. That kind of speech makes people think that anyone can get there, succeed in Hollywood and all that crap, when the fact is, it is not true. Some of the most passionate, inteligent people who make or want to make films probably never will, so what?