Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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oh Sasha you're bad. :) and Vicky Christina Barcelona.another win... :)zzzzzzzzzzzz
I gotta P.
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I support Tater Head......she's trying to set the standard for all Tater Heads that come after her......i mean gosh, it's honorable.
What the hell is Vicky Christina Barcelona é
Maybe another 2-3 people will see it as a result of this recognition... maybe not...
Wow - best movie SHOCKER - don't bet on an Oscar.
Sacha Baron Cohen just made me choke on my booze. Effing hilarious!
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Oh I missed that, what did Sacha say about Vadge???
bwahahahahahahaa, wtg sacha!
Submitted by Bella on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:44pm.
Hell yes!!!! Colin was fantastic in that movie.
I really dig your Colin Farrell avie.
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codenames La Choy and Bacos.
Sasha is rockin' the Amy Wino fro AND he just dissed Madonna!! HAHA!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:47pm.
The Judds should totally reunite to sing about this! They could change the lyrics of their old songs to be about Alli: "Mama, he's ... poopin'. Poopin' in his pants ..."
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:52pm.
Salma and Penny remind me of a Dlister......don't tell me, I'll remember.
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*waves*
*jumps up and down in seat*
*waves more*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
ahahahha, Sascha Boran Cohen was hilarious and poo on everyone who booed, and awwed and shook thier head about that Madonna comment, that sh** was funny and they know it.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
HAHAHAHA That vadge joke was awesome.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
OMG! give cohen an award for that speech!!!!!
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Did Angelina win anything or is that not known yet?
Salma and Penny remind me of a Dlister......don't tell me, I'll remember.
Bruno!
Did Angie actually crack a real smile é
That Guy Ritchie joke bombed! Loves it!!!
HERE COMES THE CUNTFACE!!!!
Wow... maybe there really is something going on between Salma and Penelope...? That was some love confession.
Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:50pm.
BOOBS!
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You mean, Golden Globes?
I see the logic: Salma Hayek is Mexican, so she is the perfect choice to present a movie that takes place in Spain! She has an exotic accent just like Penelope Cruz!
Dumbasses.
salmas boobs arent that big
big titties!!
the woody allen film is supposed to be areala good
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salma totally hates the hots for penny cruz. just come out of the closet already!
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
BOOBS!
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
awww let colin blather a lil bit, he has never won anything, and why yes he has regained his hotness, therefore hes quite forgivable. also think there will be a few fired stylists tomorrow, and a major shortage of good weed.
What the fuck does Colin have in his hair? It's either his bong or a lice colony.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
shouldnt tater have bangs..and maybe big poofy hair..ala drew barrymore... i think that would help balance out the taterness
I have been playing Snood non-stop since this shit started. I'm quite good now.
Anxiously awaiting cuntiness.
OK i just did something everyone here would stone me for. lol I downloaded "circus". I just thought of that video where that guy was dancing in the shower to the song and couldn't get it out of my head (I think MK is the one that posted it) I hated the song at first and thought it sucked compared to womanizer but it got stuck in my head and I became brainwashed into liking it.
I loved In Bruges, so I will ignore his rambling speech. His costar did just as well, if not better, in the movie.
Oh Crap!
This is in HD?
I'm in a hotel room and there's no HD!!!
How does Rumer's chin look in HD?
Help me out, someone!
Submitted by Helena on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:33pm.
Wynonna Judd is the new poopy-pants spokeswhore, eh? Well, I hope it works out for her.
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She's written the new jingle...
"Poo your way to a thinner you...
Yeah, you...just poo...
When you think you're fat
and you ain't all that...
Yeah, you...just poo..."
Poo and poo even when you don't want to
Yeah, you...just poo...
Poo and poo even when it's too much to
Poo, yeah you just poo....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey Colin...NO FREAKING AUDIO!!! Just look pretty and shut the hell up!
Looks like Colin Farrell regained some of the hot he lost. Good for him.
oooo Colin F. winked. ;)and won. and Sandra IS funny. :)
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Colin Farrel reminds me of Pedro from Real World San Francisco, the one who sadly died of AIDS in the early 90's.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Both ears pierced = tacky. Gelled up messy hair = even tackier.
hell has frozen over
Colin Fareell is wearing a wedding band!!
And he looks sober
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Is the alcohol getting to me or Collin is looking good?
What the hell is he babbling about?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:31pm.
*stomping tiger feet* I WANT CUNT FACE!!!! *pitching tiger fit, rolling around on the floor, kicking tiger legs in the air...*....CUNT FACE, CUNT FACE, CUNT FACE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....*tearing tiger fur out of tiger head*....CUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
I think after last week, any camera man that puts their camera on her will be shot with a tranquilizer gun and never work in dis bidness again.
Enough Colin.
Is the orchestra on strike?
Start playing him off...
collin is freaking out, possibly on meth
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SEX TAPE!
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
colin is gay
I liked In Bruges. Why does Colin have so much damn shiny product in his hair?
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
♥Omg! Is it just me or is seth rogen gotten hot...I mos def would let him bust a nut....while taking hits from the bong...love its jeje
*love ya betch*
Coco Queen 09'
Michael K: Colin Farrell just won! And there he goes hugging everyone.
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Yay Colin!
Wth did he win?
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~