Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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Hahhaha, Kate actually siad "who's the other one?!" BURN! The other one is Angie by the way.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
HAHA!!! "Who's the other one?"!!! Well played Winslet!!!
Haha! Kate beat Saint Slutina!
--omg, she totally dissed Angie, couldn't remember her name!
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Who's the other one???????????????//
the best line of the night!!!!!
AHAHAHAAA U FUCKINGG LOVVEEEEEE KATE FOR THAT COMMENT! "Who's the other one!" AHAHAHAHAHA
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AHHHHH!!!! "Who's the other one?.... Angelina!"
BAHAHAHAHAH Kate Winslet I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
HAHAHA BITCH FACE! she was forgotten! thank you kate for forgetting that skank.
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Ugh, my stupid local channel just showed a news clip of Kate's win in the last commercial break
OMG!!! Here we Go!!!!!!
And the winner is!!!
YES!!!!!! And she forgot Angies Name!!!!!
Aaaaahahahahahah,,,, Priceless!
Well, good for Kate! Maybe she will finally get the Oscar she deserves.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! Did she call her Skankalina Holie???
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first one to jj is a rotten egg.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
FUCK YEAH KATE!
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Tater needs to stop trying to pull the "classy hair pulled back" thing and let her hair down around her face instead. She's not ugly but damn...her features are just scattered like broken barbie parts all over the place.
The poster formerly known as ".". You're welcome.
Holy fuck, I thought Anne had it in the bag! Kate comes out of nowhere and snatches that shit right out of her hands. Shocking!
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
YAY Kate! I love that curvy bitch!
Cameron Diaz makes my ass itch.Maybe cuz her face resembles my ass..all pock marked and pimply.
Angeloser!!!
HA HA HA Whoregelina lost! Thank you GOD.
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Cameron is SO fucking UGLY!!
I miss Lafayette . I need me some goddamn Lafayette RIGHTFUCKINGNOW. Where that bitch at..?
p.s. If anyone sees "Pauly Shore" lurkin around like a turd in a Wal-Mart restroom toilet, would y'all tell him his lil' friend 'Leash said hellooo..? Thanx
go anybody but holie!!!!!
PrY aNNE WINNS!!!
WHO`S THE OTHER ONE!!! PRICELESS!!!
ANGELINA`S GOING TO MURDER!!!
Thanks Hysteria, why the hell did everybody get their panties in a knot over Vadge...?
Go back to bed angel_i . Set your alarm for one year from today.
Mark Wahlberg looks pissed! I`d suck his 3rd nipple..
SAY HELLO TO YOUR MUTHA FOR ME.
Brilliant.
Kate.
Submitted by dumbnhung on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:54pm.
you need to realize that woody allen is one of the greatest auteurs of america. if you don't watch his movies you're really missing out on a fantastic experience. unless you don't get it. then the jokes on you dear.
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CALLING OUT TO AMERICA - READ THIS NOW!
http://palestinian.ning.com/forum/topic/the-other-side-of-the-story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_f0QTIsasw
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:58pm.
HELLO! I gave the answer FIRST!
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Thank you angle.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
This chick from 'Slum Dog Millionaire' is one of the most naturally beautiful women in the room. She is gorgeous.
Padma Lashki has moved on from Top Chef
This Indian dude from Slumdog Millionaire? I'd hit it.
Drews hair looks like Cameron's in that movie where she put the jizz in her hair.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
That girl from Slumdog is so gorgeous. Absolutely stunning.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:52pm.
Salma and Penny remind me of a Dlister......don't tell me, I'll remember.
hahahahaha. *flushed, breathing hard* Uhh, I know you're posed to be good in Mexicalian and all, but I think her nick is "Pene."
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Opps, you're right. My bad. Pene looks goregous tonight. Carry on Cheeps.
HELLO! I gave the answer FIRST!
That is all.
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Salma was soooooo pissed at Sasha!
She and others need to take the sticks out of their asses.
seriously, dont rich celebutards have anything better to do than give each other awards and kiss each others ass?
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:52pm.
Salma and Penny remind me of a Dlister......don't tell me, I'll remember.
hahahahaha. *flushed, breathing hard* Uhh, I know you're posed to be good in Mexicalian and all, but I think her nick is "Pene."
Submitted by Helena on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:54pm.
Sacha Baron Cohen just made me choke on my booze. Effing hilarious!
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Let's all gang up on him and give him a DListed cluster fuck dry hump! Yay...And, "dry" is a relative term....YAY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Bella on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:54pm.
Oh I missed that, what did Sacha say about Vadge???
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Sasha dissed madonna, referred to her ex Guy Ritchie as a 'personal assistant' she was forced to lay off due to troubled economic times
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Submitted by Bella on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:54pm.
Oh I missed that, what did Sacha say about Vadge???
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ANYONE?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Michael K: Sacha just said Guy Ritchie was one of Vadge's personal assistants!
Someone asked:)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:31pm.
*stomping tiger feet* I WANT CUNT FACE!!!! *pitching tiger fit, rolling around on the floor, kicking tiger legs in the air...*....
Now THAT was hot.
*fans self*
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codenames La Choy and Bacos.
Is every woman wearing a cream colored gown? What the hell?
SBC WAS HILARIOUS!!!
Did I hear Mark Wahlberg is coming up?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Great dig at Vadge. LMAO