Sunday, January 11th 2009

Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!

Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!

Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!

I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.


Posted by: Michael K


TOPANGA's picture

I should be doing homework right now, but I've been procrastinating since this sh** started 2 hours ago. Oh well, I don't have class till 630pm tomorrow and I wouldn't miss Kate yelling "WHO'S THE OTHER ONE?!" in reference to Angelina Jolie, for the world...priceless!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Kew_Tee's picture

Tater's parents could give her a little input about her appearance.......both of them were in the "spotlight" in the past, both quite popular, and they both always seemed to look fabulous.....they both still look really good as a matter of fact.....wonder why they don't tell her something?

I fucking love Kate "Who's the other one" Winslet!

Rosemary's picture

well i'm confused about who won but i understand compeltely lol that angelina didn't win and that's all i care!

ambienAnnie's picture

roger sterling....aka john slattery

parissucksliterally's picture

I have only seen a few episodes of Mad Men, but I loved them. LOVED the show.

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TITS's picture

Calling JAMES HAVEN!!

Come out come out where ever you are!!!

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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!

Salem13's picture

You know angie's pissed even Laura Dern won an award!

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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.

shut the smurf up's picture

Tonite was the best GG evah!!!
Adoptalina lost everything!
MK rocked rocked rocked this live post and you sluts were as funny as always (yes, this is my acceptance speech, and yes I am drunk)
and a special thanks to Kate Winslet for making my night!

DeeDee's picture

Alright bitches I'm serving the Gin and Tonic. Who wants?

TOPANGA's picture

I'll always remember that one actor from Mad Men as the congressman on Sex and the City who wanted to give Carrie a golden shower.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Has Angelina won any awards this season?

Submitted by Janet Planet on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by dumbnhung on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:54pm.

you need to realize that woody allen is one of the greatest auteurs of america. if you don't watch his movies you're really missing out on a fantastic experience. unless you don't get it. then the jokes on you dear.

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America.. America... why does that sound so familiar Oh yes, its the country below mine...

oh! oh! oh! Is that the same Woody Allen the child molesteré (my question mark key is still not working)

Madmen producer is SO GAY!

Bella's picture

I think John Slattery is kind of sexy...

Texrocks's picture

I know we are in a recession but why isn't anyone combing their freaking hair?

I really need to start watching Mad Men because there are some serious hotties.

Kew_Tee's picture

Priceless !!!!

That's why Kate wins so many awards .......true talent she is.

Callan's picture

@parissuckliterally

I was thinking the same thing. Anne Hathaway has been the consensus of all the awards for best actress. Still glad someone like Kate Winslet won.

January 11, 2009--the night "Who's The Other One" became the shot heard around the world.

I hope Brad hid the cutlery.

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Someone was asking about the equal energy placed into hating these celebs as loving them and I was thinking about that the other day...

You know - it helps shift the energy back into reality. People get to loving them like Gods and then they end up on DListed. And they're viewed a little differently. And, obviously, it's not just DListed proper - it's everyone who DLists them. That way - other peeps besides the crazazay fanatics get a say.

That's also why it gots to be SO intense - you gotta fight fire with fire, it's the only way.

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NotsoAnonymous's picture

Yea!
Mad Men.
The best show on TV.
Next to Gossip Girl, of course.

Hysteria's picture

what's mad men? *shrugs*

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Kate Winslet = 2
Skankalina = 0
Awesomeness.

YAY to madmen! best show on television (next to trueblood).

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Lory's picture

Kate just professed her undying love to Leo!!! She should have said NEVER LET GO JACK!!! Lurvs it! LOL.

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Rosemary's picture

I"m telling ya most of hollywood takes those two as a joke now

Salem13's picture

FUCK YEAH MAD MEN!!!!!!!!!1

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bambam's picture

blah blah blah. she also forgot meryl's name, jeebus.

and rumer actually looks good you bitches, cut her some slack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Rosemary's picture

I dunno what happened but i'm sure it was on purpose

I'd like to nominate Kate Winslet for HOT SLUT OF THE MOTHER FUCKING YEAR for that comment!!!!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:04pm.

Haha! Kate beat Saint Slutina!
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Kate is gorgeous and doesn't put out the creepy vibe. NO COMPETITION.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I love Kate Winslet.
I would not be surprised though, if Anne Hathaway HAD won, but they changed it because of that website mistake.......anyone else?

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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch

KidL's picture

Is the Cunt Face St. Angie's permanent expression now?

Angelica's picture

WHO`S THE OTHER ONE!!!

Why didn't they pan to St. Angie's face when Kate said THAT!! AMAZING!!!

LOVE KATE!

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blksheep's picture

could she overact a lil more

shut the smurf up's picture

Hopefully she will get the oscar she deserves

warmislandsun's picture

I may be alone in this, but I love Angelina, too. I am still very happy for Kate!!!

Rosemary's picture

and sorry angelina, despite the guy that anne dated last, i doubt that she will date the type that you can steal away.

DeeDee's picture

Nooooooo! Me no likey the full beard. Sam Mendes, shave that shit.

warmislandsun's picture

Love Kate - one of my favorites. She is so talented and real. Love all of her work.

KidL's picture

I am so glad that overrated vampire did not win!

Angelica's picture

Yay Kate!

And St. Angie practiced her "nice face", just like I predicted! How "lovely".

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peachabelle's picture

Camera didn't show her mug though, but YOU can find one my sweet MK!

PS, I am on sale all week!

NotsoAnonymous's picture

Brilliant.
Kate.

shut the smurf up's picture

CUNT FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahah

Tigerlilly's picture

WOOHOOO CUNT FACE! Yes! *doing the running man and cabbage patch*...
Go Katie, Go Katie...It' ain't Angie's birfday....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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that is amazing that kate forgot that angelina had been nominated, simply amazing. i wonder if it was on purpose.

Rosemary's picture

If I just read right and anne won, you know that angelina is going to have it out for her

Lory's picture

I LOVE YOU KATE WINSLET!!! WHO'S THE OTHER ONE???? AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
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