Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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Fuck yes. Colin won and Brad got beat by Mickey Rourke!!!!!!!!!
Good night....it was a gooooooood night!!!
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...Oh god! What is the other one's name?? -Kate Winslet
wtf is on mickey rourke's upper lip
i thibk he's a great actor but i think he is the weirdest person I've ever seen. the old mickey was kinda hot in a bruce willis kinda way.
i would run if i was alone with the new mickey on a dark street, lol
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Aw... Mickey thanked his dogs AND he said "balls". Cool.
Thanks for the live blog, MK - it's great. The show is lame, but your comments are brilliant as always.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
PSL, that is not funny, I don't know which was the scariest, my screaming or the mouse. My daughter is in my bed.
Wished I could have caught more of this live blogging.
Sean Penn should have won but he pissed off the HFFP...He'll win the Oscar
I really liked Mickey´s speech, you gotta love a guy that thanks his dogs.
OMG he dedicated it to his puppies!!! you go Mickey!!!!
Leo`s all pee-pawy these days.
Brad PITT!!!!
HO_LEE sh/T MICKEY ROURKE!!!! Whoooooo!!!
HE`S GOT HIS HANDS IN HIS PANTS!!!
and kisses up to Steven Spielberg - classic ass kissing. Good move Mickey!!
And his dogs... and Bruce Springsteen.
His dog is the one that got him in all the trouble in the first place!
Boxing...hard living and plastic surgery is what happened to MR...but he made it through- good for him!
Rosemary, the Sags are next. I believe the 25th of Jan.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
ahaha, Brad Pitt got beat out by old ass Mickey Rourke and Angie got beat out by a b**** who couldn't even remember her name. Best GGs ever!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
@Chris Eccleston and Salem1
Yeah, everybody seems to forget that Angelina's first act of being a total cunt was to steal Billy Bob from Laura Dern. They were engaged! I guess Angelina wanted a bigger challenge, to see if she could steal a married guy.
Whatever, Laura Dern is married now to the hotness that is Ben Harper.
Mickey Rourke enough said. The man really has managed to change his life around.
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HA! Stu-pitt lost! Thank you GOD. I LOVE IT
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Dude blowing kisses to Mickey Rourke? WTF? LOL!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Uh oh, NBC will probably get fined for not pixilating that finger. LOL
the FINGER!!! did you see the finger!
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i was hoping frank langella would win since he deserved it but mickey seems happy and did a good job even if he is a woman beater.
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Kate Winslet is a HOT FUCKIN' SLUT if she took a dig at St. Angie...That is EVEN MORE AWESOME, but then, that hot fuckin' slut SBC who took a dig at Vadge...I can't decide which is more awesome, my head is splitting...Ok, I'm going with SBC cuz that was ballsy and not well received, and I think every whore slut cum bag in Hollywood should have to blow him for that awesomeness...That's what I think!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Did Mickey slip up the steps? or was he bowing...
Mickey Rourke?
Once again, the Globes are just a train wreck.
well i'm gonna watch the oscars or whatever is next then
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
Alright bitches I'm serving the Gin and Tonic. Who wants?
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G&T.....Get out of my online bar!
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Busted! Damn I can't get away with nothin' round here. ♥
It's nice to see that Mickey dressed up for the occasion.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
W.T.F. happened to M.R
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
Alright bitches I'm serving the Gin and Tonic. Who wants?
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Is Saint Angie out of the room? TAKER! Luckily I didn't flush my toke...I almost did after my paranoia attack episode. Seriously...I was like...wrap the bud in toilet paper so it flushes right and just let it gooooooooooooooooooooo. Then, I remembered back to a day when I once saved my pot before it flushed and I had to dry it out and pick all the wet toilet paper bits out. Forgettabowtit!
The poster formerly known as ".". You're welcome.
oh shit, i wanted Milk to get it.
i've waited my whole life for someone to trip on the frickin' stairs. thanks, mickey
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Mickey ROURKE??bruther. make it short and sweet dude.wooohoozzzzzzzz
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Are you fucking kidding me?!!!!
Mickey fucking Rourke?!!
Really?!!!!
WTF!!!!!
This is like when 3 Six Mafia won best song at the Oscars!!
Fucking speechless
I was rooting for Leo, but as long as it wasn't Brad, I'm cool with it.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
Hi Slutts! How are ya? Can you go through my backpack please? That is where the weed is.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Yes! Go Mickey!
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
well I hope that MK puts this on this blog, about this thing about "who is the other one"
Thanks MK, I have never enjoyed an awards ceremony more.
Now we're set up for a showdown between Mickey Rourke's methface and Angelina's cuntface. I dont even think Saint Angelina can stand up to that.
You know that Adoptalina is not going to the Oscars !!!LMFAO!
Holy shit, Roid Face won!
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
omg OMG LOL Mickey Rourke
Pitt lost out to the Rourke in "The Wrestler"?
Wow! LOL
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
Congrats to Mickey Rourke, that was a nice surprise.
SHOCK!!!Mickey R....Congrats
Mickey beat dem bitches! Yay! I love an underdog!
HELLS YEA, MICKEY ROURKE WON!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
SUCK IT BRADLEY!!!!!
Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
You know angie's pissed even Laura Dern won an award!
Karma is a beautiful bitch isn't it?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
A big HOLY SHIT goes out to Mickey Rourke.
God DAMN, Susan Sarandon looks gorgeous.
Come on, Frank!!!
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
Alright bitches I'm serving the Gin and Tonic. Who wants?
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G&T.....Get out of my online bar!
john slattery lives on my block here in nyc. have seen him for years, always hoping whatever show he was on would get picked up. glad he's finally getting accolades. nice guy.
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson