Sunday, January 11th 2009

Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!

Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!

Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!

I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.


Posted by: Michael K


Clarisse's picture

Fuck yes. Colin won and Brad got beat by Mickey Rourke!!!!!!!!!

Good night....it was a gooooooood night!!!

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shoe addict's picture

wtf is on mickey rourke's upper lip

i thibk he's a great actor but i think he is the weirdest person I've ever seen. the old mickey was kinda hot in a bruce willis kinda way.
i would run if i was alone with the new mickey on a dark street, lol

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Aw... Mickey thanked his dogs AND he said "balls". Cool.

KittenKatinCanada's picture

Thanks for the live blog, MK - it's great. The show is lame, but your comments are brilliant as always.

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Sluttsville's picture

PSL, that is not funny, I don't know which was the scariest, my screaming or the mouse. My daughter is in my bed.

Wished I could have caught more of this live blogging.

Sean Penn should have won but he pissed off the HFFP...He'll win the Oscar

Bella's picture

I really liked Mickey´s speech, you gotta love a guy that thanks his dogs.

shut the smurf up's picture

OMG he dedicated it to his puppies!!! you go Mickey!!!!

Leo`s all pee-pawy these days.

Brad PITT!!!!

HO_LEE sh/T MICKEY ROURKE!!!! Whoooooo!!!

HE`S GOT HIS HANDS IN HIS PANTS!!!

and kisses up to Steven Spielberg - classic ass kissing. Good move Mickey!!

And his dogs... and Bruce Springsteen.

His dog is the one that got him in all the trouble in the first place!

Boxing...hard living and plastic surgery is what happened to MR...but he made it through- good for him!

Rosemary, the Sags are next. I believe the 25th of Jan.

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese

TOPANGA's picture

ahaha, Brad Pitt got beat out by old ass Mickey Rourke and Angie got beat out by a b**** who couldn't even remember her name. Best GGs ever!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Callan's picture

@Chris Eccleston and Salem1

Yeah, everybody seems to forget that Angelina's first act of being a total cunt was to steal Billy Bob from Laura Dern. They were engaged! I guess Angelina wanted a bigger challenge, to see if she could steal a married guy.

Whatever, Laura Dern is married now to the hotness that is Ben Harper.

Manimal5's picture

Mickey Rourke enough said. The man really has managed to change his life around.

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Chicaloca's picture

HA! Stu-pitt lost! Thank you GOD. I LOVE IT

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Lory's picture

Dude blowing kisses to Mickey Rourke? WTF? LOL!
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S_G's picture

Uh oh, NBC will probably get fined for not pixilating that finger. LOL

Hysteria's picture

the FINGER!!! did you see the finger!

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i was hoping frank langella would win since he deserved it but mickey seems happy and did a good job even if he is a woman beater.

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Tigerlilly's picture

Kate Winslet is a HOT FUCKIN' SLUT if she took a dig at St. Angie...That is EVEN MORE AWESOME, but then, that hot fuckin' slut SBC who took a dig at Vadge...I can't decide which is more awesome, my head is splitting...Ok, I'm going with SBC cuz that was ballsy and not well received, and I think every whore slut cum bag in Hollywood should have to blow him for that awesomeness...That's what I think!

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Sandbitch's picture

Did Mickey slip up the steps? or was he bowing...

NotsoAnonymous's picture

Mickey Rourke?
Once again, the Globes are just a train wreck.

Rosemary's picture

well i'm gonna watch the oscars or whatever is next then

DeeDee's picture

Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
Alright bitches I'm serving the Gin and Tonic. Who wants?
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TOPANGA's picture

It's nice to see that Mickey dressed up for the occasion.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

blksheep's picture

W.T.F. happened to M.R

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:10pm.

Alright bitches I'm serving the Gin and Tonic. Who wants?
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Is Saint Angie out of the room? TAKER! Luckily I didn't flush my toke...I almost did after my paranoia attack episode. Seriously...I was like...wrap the bud in toilet paper so it flushes right and just let it gooooooooooooooooooooo. Then, I remembered back to a day when I once saved my pot before it flushed and I had to dry it out and pick all the wet toilet paper bits out. Forgettabowtit!

The poster formerly known as ".". You're welcome.

Hysteria's picture

oh shit, i wanted Milk to get it.

i've waited my whole life for someone to trip on the frickin' stairs. thanks, mickey

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soul's picture

Mickey ROURKE??bruther. make it short and sweet dude.wooohoozzzzzzzz

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blackmamba82's picture

Are you fucking kidding me?!!!!
Mickey fucking Rourke?!!
Really?!!!!
WTF!!!!!
This is like when 3 Six Mafia won best song at the Oscars!!
Fucking speechless

I was rooting for Leo, but as long as it wasn't Brad, I'm cool with it.

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese

parissucksliterally's picture

Hi Slutts! How are ya? Can you go through my backpack please? That is where the weed is.

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Salem13's picture

Yes! Go Mickey!

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Rosemary's picture

well I hope that MK puts this on this blog, about this thing about "who is the other one"

kred's picture

Thanks MK, I have never enjoyed an awards ceremony more.

Callan's picture

Now we're set up for a showdown between Mickey Rourke's methface and Angelina's cuntface. I dont even think Saint Angelina can stand up to that.

shut the smurf up's picture

You know that Adoptalina is not going to the Oscars !!!LMFAO!

Helena's picture

Holy shit, Roid Face won!

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warmislandsun's picture

omg OMG LOL Mickey Rourke

Angelica's picture

Pitt lost out to the Rourke in "The Wrestler"?

Wow! LOL

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Bella's picture

Congrats to Mickey Rourke, that was a nice surprise.

SHOCK!!!Mickey R....Congrats

DeeDee's picture

Mickey beat dem bitches! Yay! I love an underdog!

TOPANGA's picture

HELLS YEA, MICKEY ROURKE WON!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

SUCK IT BRADLEY!!!!!

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Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:10pm.

You know angie's pissed even Laura Dern won an award!

Karma is a beautiful bitch isn't it?

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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!

Callan's picture

A big HOLY SHIT goes out to Mickey Rourke.

Helena's picture

God DAMN, Susan Sarandon looks gorgeous.

Come on, Frank!!!

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Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:10pm.
Alright bitches I'm serving the Gin and Tonic. Who wants?
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G&T.....Get out of my online bar!

john slattery lives on my block here in nyc. have seen him for years, always hoping whatever show he was on would get picked up. glad he's finally getting accolades. nice guy.

"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson