Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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yeah there has only been one female friend all these years I have known of and it was one she had a relationship with. I don't remember her name though. but that is all I have ever known her to have.
Congrats to Mickey. The Wrestler is a great film and Mickey was amazing in it- so well deserved win.
Thank you MK! This is my most favorite thing to do. You are the best!
Finally! XD
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:24pm.
Michael K: Tommy should've worn higher platform shoes. Everyone's taller than him! Shit, the Golden Globe statue is taller than him.
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Whaddabout Dustin?
Neither Brad or AJ's movie's have won anything thus far. I don't think.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Great job Michael K, you better do this again for the Oscars! You`re far better than Perez Hilton and probably have a bigger dick too!
@ Rosemary
The thing about her having no female friends is so true too, and I never noticed it either.
Obviously anyone that is complaining about Mickey Rourke's win didn't see the film. He is amazing in it. Well deserved.
Two Winslet wins: BRILLIANT!
and Slumdoggie kicked (the horrible) BButton's ass!
best awards given in years
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:23pm.
A shut out for Brangelina!!!!!!!!!!
Jumps up and kisses Clarrisse...oh sorry...I really didn't mean it...it's just that...you know.
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What you guys think Jennifer Aniston is doing???
Slumdog Millionaire has been getting great reviews.
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Now I'm gonna have to rent "Slumdog" just to see what all the hoopla is about. It better be worth the six bucks...
i hope the have a collection box at the door to buy Tater some hair..or chinoplasty
Well that's the end of Brangelina this awards season. May they go away and we don't have to see every camera on them at the Oscars and can focus on other actors with sleeping talent who might be more humble(Mickey Rourke).
♥♥♥PSL, I know that you were kidding; I will never go though a packback without thinking of this incident.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by dumbnhung on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:22pm.
Tom Cruise: And the winner is VALKYRIE!!
LMFAO!!!
They already presented for best comedy.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
The soundtrack to slumdog is really great.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Michael K: Tommy should've worn higher platform shoes. Everyone's taller than him! Shit, the Golden Globe statue is taller than him.
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LMAO!
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE IS A MADE FOR TV MOVIE. OH WELL L'M GLAD THEY WON. IF NOT THEM THEN BENJAMIN BUTTON CUZ ALL THE OTHERS SUCK.
OH I think of it now because I think it's a pattern of hers now. I could let it go if it was once and she thought she was so in love with billy bob blah blah, but since it's again and I see she has no women friends ,etc, I think she is just one of those women that women hate. So now I think of it. And back then, as far as her being vulgar, I didn't mind that cause that was her true personality I thought, I hate her personality now where she tries to be "proper" cause I think that is not her at all.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:19pm.
I think Susan Sarandon said the Curious Case of Benjamin Britton, not Button. hee hee hee
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yes, she did screw it up! and the camera was right on Brad. he just had a dorky look on his face. hehe
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Tom Cruise: And the winner is VALKYRIE!!
Slumdog Millionaire - isn`t that that Woody Allen movie...
I must have missed the award for Best TV Pitchman.
Please don't tell me that Vince the Shamwow guy beat Billy Mays!!!!
Yay Danny Boyle! I need to check out this flick.
A shut out for Brangelina!!!!!!!!!!
Karma is a biatch!!!!!!!!!!!
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...Oh god! What is the other one's name?? -Kate Winslet
Tommy looks like a television show host...a gay one.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by rachelg on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:19pm.
woah evan rachel wood looks normal!
I totally just typed "evan rachel woof"
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chortle
that's a keeper!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by dumbnhung on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:22pm.
Tom Cruise: And the winner is VALKYRIE!!
LMFAO!!!
Fuck off TommyGirl you big nosed midget.
DAMNIT!
Vote for Dlisted! http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Oh yeah and I forgot that Laura Dern found out she was dumped when she heard that Billy Bob eloped with Angelina.
Do you think Tom feels bad that his presenting this award is his consolation prize for Valkyrie not being that good?
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
I CANT STAND TOM CRUISE...GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I hate Tommy Boy!!
c'monnnn frost/Nixon
That shit is good!
Vote for Dlisted! http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
so much for Brangelina's double Oscar win (you know that was their ultimate goal at the beginning of last year)
Cover your eyes whores. The main COS bitch is trying to seduce your wallet.
I'm sorry Slutts....I was just kidding. I hope your daughter sleeps well tonight. You too.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
THANK YOU GOD FOR THAT MICKEY ROURKE WIN. HE IS MY FIRST CHOICE ALL THE WAY.
I guess congrats to him..............I just think he's beyond gross though.
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this dog is a trip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72fbXDQ7Lg
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:18pm.
OMG he dedicated it to his puppies!!! you go Mickey!!!!
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I officially love this play-do faced ho...He can now do no wrong...
Miiiiiiccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@ Rosemary
Exactly. I don't forget any of it though. She would love for us all to forget that she was the bitch who showed up at the MTV VMAs, and Billy Bob announced that they f---ed in the limo on the way there.
Lol when did the awards become so viscious? I like it
all is alright in the world, when mickey rourke wins over prettyboypitt, and AJ aint takin anything home but a pissed off husband.
thanks MK you made this HELLA entertaining!!!
I'm sure the purple koolaid is being passed around on JJ about right now.
ok i like him a little more now that he thanked his dogs.
of course..son of sam also really liked his dog..
woah evan rachel wood looks normal!
I totally just typed "evan rachel woof"
Callan I don't forget it, but obviously Jen is way more popular in hollywood and that's why this is a bigger deal. I was still her fan back then, I let the first time slide, not because of who she was, just because I figure, everyone makes mistakes, etc.
I think Susan Sarandon said the Curious Case of Benjamin Britton, not Button. hee hee hee