Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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More taking the high road from jj:
love them @ 01/11/2009 at 10:59 pm
I used to like kate winslet, I think she was very disrepectful and asked who the other nominee was. Maynbe it was just me and I’m sure you will tell me if I’m wrong, but she has known for months who she was up against.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
O.k. shit, I had to come back and add MY two cents. What in THE fuck was Tracy Morgan wearing? That off-the-rack oversized cream colored tux jacket with the white shirt and the fucking sleeves that were too long? Who dressed him? He looked like he should be handing out scented hand-towels and mints in the Men’s Room.
And speaking of restrooms, I think it would be REALLY interesting if they just hosted this shit out of the bathrooms… Just picture THAT action; ome fuck-stick thrusting a mike into Brad Pitt's face while he’s having a piss...
Submitted by Mel on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:53pm.
People are sick of the tabloid fodder of Angelina and Brad.
Maybe "overexposure" has finally entered their life. One can only hope.
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Please make a clip of the Winslet win.
I was unable to watch.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:53pm.
Can you be so kind as to bring us more. I'm way to scared to go there and frankly I need a good laugh tonight.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:53pm.
from jj
love them @ 01/11/2009 at 11:09 pm
Brad and Angie looked as in love and as happy as they alway do…..
love them and they don’t have to win, they have already won. They have a beautiful family and each other. It made me glad that MR won when he said all he had was his dogs. I know Brad has so much more……….
MR has Dog, Angie has a puppet...
Sandrak:
You missed your avvie win in the "Best Song" category for "The Wrestler"!!
Green Is Good on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:46pm
omg, first caught with cunt face last week, tonight, forgotten...
HA HA HA HA AH AHA HAHAHAHAHA......
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
JJ.... get a fucking life! Brad and Angie are in that business like everyone else, to get fucking paid and pay the fucking bills... in their case, their PR managers. They are blood sucking whores with nothing better to do than look like they are "in love." They are whores, PR whores!
MK, get a shot of that idiot Miley Cyrus sticking her tongue out when the camera was on her. She's more Cheeto than Brit-Brit.
People are sick of the tabloid fodder of Angelina and Brad. That's why their movies aren't generating the same box office and that's one of the reason they are not getting awards. People are tired of them.
from jj
love them @ 01/11/2009 at 11:09 pm
Brad and Angie looked as in love and as happy as they alway do…..
love them and they don’t have to win, they have already won. They have a beautiful family and each other. It made me glad that MR won when he said all he had was his dogs. I know Brad has so much more……….
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Now I wish I would have watched the awards.
For those of you who missed the vadge joke here it is.
http://jezebel.com/5129057/hollywood-actresses-not-amused-by-sacha-baron...
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
So, MK!!
We all meeting back here for the Oscars? This has been the best part about the Golden Globes for sure!
The best thing about that boring ass show was Johnny Depp.
MK, thanks for the live blog you funny slut!! xo
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:41pm.
Tomorrow I'm going to JJ first thing in the morning to see how many lunatics killed themselves tonite
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Looser! Lol..You are just jelly cuz you can't look like Angelina...that's why she did not win cuz of a bunch of jelly loosers like you were so jelos!!!! JELLY! JELLY! *foaming at the mouth, chewing on own hair*....JELLY!!!!! *seizing*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
BWHAA HAHAHA!
The look on St. Angie's face when Kate Winslet said "The other nominees... Emma Thompson, Meryl Streep...who's the other one?..."
The look on St. Angie's face should have turned anyone watching into a pillar of salt, or killed them stone dead.
do more of these live blogs
AMAZING
I'll be here for the oscars!
MK thanks for live blogging! You need to do this for EVERY award show. Well done
What did Sacha Baron Cohen say about Madonna/Guy Ritchie? Some how I missed that....... Thanks!
I go to sleep happy..
"Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 8:04pm.
I want two things to happen tonight.
1) Another Brangelina freeze out.
2) Brendan or Colin to win for In Bruges."
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...Oh god! What is the other one's name?? -Kate Winslet
Tomorrow I'm going to JJ first thing in the morning to see how many lunatics killed themselves tonite
Still doing the happy dance that Mickey Rourke won.
I think Kate and Sasha should be Hot Slut.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
YOU CALLED MOST OF THEM!!!!
*yawn* goodnight all. May SamRo and LoHan do something drastic during the night so we can have something to talk about in the morning :)
I hope Kate Winslet takes the Oscar, too. And go Mickey Rourke! I just saw the trailer for The Wrestler and it looked like a great part for an actor to flex his chops. Good for him! Mad Men won? Yes!
AND TONY LIVES!!! Lol. All is right with the world!!!
to the poster formerly known as ".".
roflmfao at your avatar........omg.
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this dog is crazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72fbXDQ7Lg
Submitted by BttmBoi on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:30pm.
I'm going to google this right now!
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Agreed with STSU!!!
Kate Winslet for Hot Slut!!!!!!!!!! *see siggie!
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...Oh god! What is the other one's name?? -Kate Winslet
Nighty all you hot sluts!!!
you guys are the funniest people to get drunk with.....
bmitted by Salem13 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:26pm.
Neither Brad or AJ's movie's have won anything thus far. I don't think.
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The tabloid press loves them but that's about it.They'll have to go away and reinvent themselves.They give acting a bad name.
Goodnight hwores! It was a pleasure to live blog with you funny mo' fo's.
Whaddabout Dustin?
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sometimes good things come in small packages.
dustin is perfect just the way he is.
and I am SO kicking myself for not thinking of him during the old man sex discussion.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Strawberry Hill foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's fer you, MK.
The poster formerly known as ".". You're welcome.
Submitted by sea on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:17pm.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
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lol!!
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Submitted by Saltypretzel on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:25pm.
Now I'm gonna have to rent "Slumdog" just to see what all the hoopla is about. It better be worth the six bucks...
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nah download it for free off a torrent. It has 6000 seeds and 6000 peers right now - should be a quick download.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Kate HAS to be Hot slut of the day Tomorrow.
Are your referring to Angie's lesbian friend...Jenny?
now on to that hotel sexual escapade death...very intriguing!
Goodnight whores! You all continue to crack me up and make my days much easier! Smooches to all!
alright, I'm off to take a shower (if my damn roommate ever gets out of the shower!) and hit the sack....*turns to the E channel to watch the hosts fall all over themselves to get after-show interviews with all the winners and gush about how "gorgeous, fabulous, and vintage" bitches and hos looked *
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Dang....went back to get a second look at Tater's pic.....her hair and that dress are clashing big time....lipstick too.
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This dog is crazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72fbXDQ7Lg
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:25pm.
What you guys think Jennifer Aniston is doing???
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Whatever it is, I'm sure some Champagne is involved, cuz...teehee, teehee...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Manimal5!
Kisses and slurps to you baby!!!!
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...Oh god! What is the other one's name?? -Kate Winslet
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:26pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:24pm.
Michael K: Tommy should've worn higher platform shoes. Everyone's taller than him! Shit, the Golden Globe statue is taller than him.
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Whaddabout Dustin?
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Dustin is a shorty caca too?
Slitting her wrists.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:25pm.
What you guys think Jennifer Aniston is doing???
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I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow! - MK
I'm glad this shit is over.
And that Golden Globe theme song was about as good as a suicide bomber in a pre-school.
If I had to listen to that everytime someone got an award, I'd say fuck it and prance out. Forget the award, my hearing is more important.
Anyway, goodnight ho's & I'll talk with you tomorrow.
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"I'm sure Spaghetti Cat could have spot them a few, but you know how cheap that pussy is. He won't even buy sauce for his noodles."
Great job MK! I kept checking in with you throughout the night as I refuse to watch this garbage myself.