Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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I can't stand Marisa Tomei-poisoning...Kate deserves it!!
KATE RULES!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Yay kate! I didn't know they made "The Reader" into a movie.
Submitted by Agie on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 8:22pm.
Lafayette from True Blood is fucking awesome! Seriously he is one of the most entertaining characters ever. They better bring that bitch back for season 2.
He'll be back, assuming they mostly follow the books on which the show's based (I asked someone who'd read them).
JLo's dress is not very attractive.
Drew Barrymore looks great! I like the hair. Messy Marilyn. WHAT THE F*CK IS J HO wearing? She looks like sh*t!
She has orange jaundice. And a big chin.
Lafayette from True Blood is fucking awesome! Seriously he is one of the most entertaining characters ever. They better bring that bitch back for season 2.
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Spaghetti Cat with running mate Brocolli Kitten for Hot Sluts of the Year 2008!
Tater Head actually looks fairly decent in this pic. My eyeballs didn't make a break for the back of my head like they usually do.
Um, NO!
And DREW BARRYMORE'S HAIR OMFG!!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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The red hair and possibly her make-up make her look old. She could pass for late-20s or even 30 here.
I'll FedEx you some vodka but I can't afford the pizza MK. Fuck, do you think I'm made of money?
UGH! We have to look at her all night too.
I agree, this is the best she has ever looked, but damn, I can;t stand looking at her. She always seems so smug to me.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Yeah, it looks slightly better red. But in full length she looked really gross!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Ok, is this working?
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
I really hate myself for saying it, but the red hair flatters her WAY more than the black or blonde shit she has done.