Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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Alright. I am going to get stoned here, but, Heath's perfomance was good, but he was a man who took too much crank and killed himself. The world bowing to him now is silly.
*dodges empty beer bottles*
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
Submitted by blksheep on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:22pm.
i may be high..but tater is lookin pretty good
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That's alright...you just be high!
Heath was great in Batman but I kinda hoping for Robert Downey Jr also a great actor.
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I was waiting for Demi to say: Heath could not be here tonight blah blah blah.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Go heath!!!!
I don't know if I'm drunk already or this was very emotional
1. why is Demi's voice no longer husky? It's clear all of a sudden.
2. Did she tell Rumor not to "hutch"???? what in the hell? it didn't sound like hunch....
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
Hottest male category...Robert Downey and Ralph Fiennes...
Yay Heath!!
And a well deserved standing O!
I hope his little mini-me is so proud someday!
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West
Yay Heath! He was excellent in "The Dark Knight".
awwwww, Heath won! =(
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Just saw a preview for Clive Owen's new movie "The International". HE IS SO FUCKING HOT!
i may be high..but tater is lookin pretty good
RDJ I love you until the end, but you look like your haggard pre-sober days.
Topanga, I tried, but I don't think it's open? I dunno. Because you know there would be alot of fuckery on there!!
Thick neck on Demi....she's looking a tad Zaftig!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:19pm.
I think we can, but I don't think we should... we'd drown the poor man out. I'm enjoying reading his monologue. Sorta like Science Fiction Mystery Theater 3000... sorry for f-ing up the name.
Plastic surgery or not, Demi looks hot. Must be tough for Tater to have her as a mom.
here's a link to some dresses...
http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=aed8be8b-80c5-4a46...
PS drew looks like she has a belly full of vicodin.
Demi looks great
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Watching Wyclef on 60 Minutes...good to see someone doing good with their success.
demi..how rude
Tater Head's mommy just burned her onstage! BAHAHAHAH
tom hanks looks so old!
Drew and Jessica look coked the fuck out.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Drew clearly smoked a fat one backstage... then rolled around on the floor with hairspray...
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
hey, I'm kinda confuseded, is MK the only one blogging on that live bloggy thing or are we suppose to comment on there too?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:16pm.
Panty pudding, moral outrage, more panty pudding, lots and lots of shots, laughing at hair, and a quaint story about handjobs. That's about it.
A) Ever notice that the British actors never applaud themself.
B) RALPH FIENNES!!! grrrrrrrrrrrr
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
Oooooo IG, don't tease me like that! *blushing*
Speaking of teasing, WTF has Drew done to her hair. That's some Texas big-haired teasing she's rocking.
Drew is lusting for Jessica...you can tell...she's all '60's tonight...Jessica's era. An example of good plastic surgery and bad plastic surgery.
Drew Barrymore looks greasy, and Jessica Lange looks like a Klingon.
Chin looks........smaller/better?
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
I have had it with the Jonas Bros and their aw shucks this is Hollywood bullshit. One of those douches drives a Lambo. Speaking of which, Miley was bitching about getting a hand-me-down Porsche for her 16th bday on the e! preshow. Someone needs to smack the shit out of her.
What did I miss?
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me no like that scrolly thing. far too fucking lazy
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
GAG. Jake looks good tho.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
ughhhhhhhh! Here comes Benji Button. zzzzzzzzzzzz
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
DeeDee... hee hee!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTneO6UgRuM
I wonder if Nolan will accept for Heath like at the Critic's choice awards, or if they are all taking turns.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
lizardbits1,
I loves you too!!! All 25 years of ya! =)
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
*giggling at IG*
Submitted by Beccarella on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:09pm.
Thanks for the props, but it was ALLLL Clarisse. I just told her that she's not old... that's all. And she's the shit.
Heath is winning this one, not only because of what happened , but he was extraordinare as the joker!, not Jack Nicholson, but extraordinare regardless
Aren't boozy Sunday evenings the best!!?
Good times...
Best Supporting Actor is coming up.
If Heath doesn't win, I'm going to kidnap one of the Jolie-Pitt chosen ones. Heath should have won years ago for Brokeback Mountain.
sea, I did too. I loved Kung-Fu Panda. I really liked WALL-E, but it wasn't one of my favs.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
DeeDee, I'm.... well, you know.
Sing this in a Tammy Wynette voice... "My P.I.S.H.E.D, becomes final, today."
Alright Sally....we get it.
that dress is not doing this chick any favors. ive drawn stick figures bigger than her
At lizardbits1
Dang! I hadn't heard of her with anyone since her and Kenneth's divorce! I must have been under a rock! Ok...yes I have...I confess...it's all good! Thanks for bringing me up to date!
ETA: Oh yes I have....been under a rock and missed it! I've got a bigger buzz than MK! My Bad!
A Johnny Depp sighting???? and I still have no tv!!!!
*jumps out 6th story apartment window... or tries... falls on the damn fire escape*