Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!

I was so not going to watch this crap show, but now with this awesome liveblogging junk, I'm sucked in. And why aren't they showing Angelina in the crowd?? Don't they know a Saint is in their presence?

I'm watching true blood in the background and jason is getting his penis drained.

i think i know how he feels.

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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!

Submitted by forgetmeknots on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:30pm
belive it or not but someone actually nominated her ass for music. probably the same people that think angelina is an actress.

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"Plastic surgery or not, Demi looks hot."

I've always thought rumors of Demi Moore's plastic surgery are greatly exaggerated. Boobs? Definitely. Although I think she must have had more natural replacements put in. She's probably had fillers, botox, etc, but I don't think she's the bionic woman people make her out to be. She looks pretty much the same, albeit much thinner and fitter, as she did in 'St. Elmo's Fire'.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

Michael K: Do you think David Duchovny is giving out free fellatio in the women's bathroom?
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YES! He's a horny manwhore.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:36pm.
Susan Sarandon hasn't changed in twenty years,plastic I guess.

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NO!!!!!!!!!! Susan and I share the same birthday!
We's hot bitches....we own our faces! No work there...or here!

Laura Linney is a terrible actress. She plays herself in every role.

"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."

Susan Sarandon hasn't done anything to herself. Don't forget, she didn't get into acting until she was thirty. No wonder she hasn't changed much.

more Zachary Quinto and Jon Hamm please!!

LOVE the fucking mod skinny tie look, he pulls it off so well

TITS,
Only American actors applaud themselves. "Yeah me!!" Pa-tooey!

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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?

They just gave a shot of Salma damn those tits are nice.

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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.

I hope David Duchovny's not in the bathroom stall whacking the weasel should they call his name for best actor. What are the odds he will be?

Susan Sarandon hasn't changed in twenty years,plastic I guess.

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The only things I have ever really liked Linney in is Primal Fear and Driving Lessons.

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese

Wheezer looks like she's had some work done! Someone took a whack at Wheezer! (and it wasn't pleasant!)

Another Laura?

Boring. The whole show is pretty boring, I need more coke references.

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lizardbits1,
Sweets! Do not get me wrong. Heath gave a great performance, but the fact that he OD'd does not make him a better actor. Before TDK, the last thing that I liked Heath in was Roar. That's just me.

On topic...How fucking hot was RDJ!?!?!!?

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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?

Awful dress on Maggie G

same reason Mickey Rourke is..coke/meth eyes

why does maggie g make me want to stuff her head in an oven

crossing fings for laura linney

whooooooooo!

Why is Robert Downie wearing sunglasses INSIDE?
sniff, sniff anyone....

Every time I see Colin I think of his sex tape (yes I am 13). What a dirty little Irish man.

LOL RDJ looks pissed.

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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.

Aaron Eckhart is a piece of sex.

how did MK miss the "im sniffin cuz of a cold, not coke comment from colin farrell
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....

TMI story part deux: My guy tried to eat my snatch with gum and it didn't work out for him... he had to stop and take it out... I was mortified. But then I laughed my ass off....

Wow... that was REALLY TMI!!! Posting anyway!

Clarisse I cringe every time some fucktark applauds themselves.

No couth. No couth.

Has true blood won anything yet? everytime I scroll up, mk adds a comment and it scoots back down. such a pisser.

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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!

hysterical! "I still have a cold, its not the other thing it used to be"

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Colin Fareel could get it tonight...in the worst way =)

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Hahaha nice coke joke from Colin.

mk you're making me wanna get drunk. but technically i'd be drinking aloneee...

ha ha drug references are funny Colin ha ha

I don't care, Demi LOOKS UNREAL. regardless of how terrible her daughter looks.

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Why are Jay Z and Beyonce at the ceremony? Apart from him being one of the most important people in music right now (if not the most important), I don't understand their connection with films. Oh, wait, there was that "Dreamgirls" stupid crap years ago.

Hey Werther's Originals is a kickass candy! Love that shit.

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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.

Colin cleans up so nicely! I'd hit that!!!!

"Heath was great in Batman but I kinda hoping for Robert Downey Jr also a great actor."

I would have been fine with RDJ too, but I think Heath edged him out due to his early death. He'll never have another shot at the award. Kind of weird/dumb, but I guess that's the way the game is played. RDJ looked pissed at being passed over though.

ETA: I totally laughed when Demi said "Rue, shoulders back." Aw, shades of my own mom.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

whip it out Colin!

DeeDee: Memento! Definitely 5 star movie.

That girl from "Happy go Lucky" made a fool of herself. Putting the award on the floor, I mean, WTF? She clearly wasn't sober.

I still can't believe Heath is gone. He was so young and talented. Imagine the great characters he would've played...

Tom Brokaw is a hot pepaw.

I'm eating dark silky chocolate and washing it back with a lovely Gregory Graham Zin. It's the only way to make this fuckery palatable.

Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:23pm.
I was waiting for Demi to say: Heath could not be here tonight blah blah blah.

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HAHAHA me too

Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:24pm.

*throws beer bottle... and remembers I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING BEER!!!*

*cries into imaginary beer*

Heath was great in Batman but I kinda hoping for Robert Downey Jr also a great actor.
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Me too. I also wouldn't have minded if Tom Cruise won....(((((runs to hide))))))))

I would be so f-ed up at this little shin dig it's not even funny. Just once, I want one of these stars to get plastered and start yelling out stuff like "is it over yet?!" "show us your tits!" "I got robbed!" Where's Kathy Griffin when you need her?

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Christopher Nolan is a good director. Check out "Memento" with Guy Pierce. It's a pretty good flick.

Submitted by Smores on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:21pm.
Plastic surgery or not, Demi looks hot. Must be tough for Tater to have her as a mom.

Best I've seen her look! Tater cries herself to sleep.

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