Sunday, January 11th 2009
Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!
Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!
Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!
I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.
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I'm watching this shit and so far, the best part was during the commercial when the channel 4 news guy said, " A woman dies in a 5th avenue apt after a sexcapade, after the globes."
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Meghan Fox....yum, yum, give me some!
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Baby wipes, ladies?
Hope Megan Fox used baby wipes
Submitted by HollieHotTamale on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:48pm.
Could be a sign....Bitch can't control her cuntface....
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Shit that's the only reason why I'm watching...God I hope she fucking loses.........
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Bitch will lose....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Beccarella,
I have seen In Bruges probably a dozen times but have never seen a yellow Lab. That's Marley and Me!
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Holy shit! Look at Megan Fox!!! Yummmmmm
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
OK Why do they keep showing Brad and no Angelina?
-she's in the bathroom with Eva mendez getting high to take off the anxiety...to numb herself so she won't feel it when they call Anne's name instead of hers. Go Anne!!!
seth rogen looks like a douche now that he's all skinny...
-He admitted he is uncomfy with it in a interview. He says he feels like all the guys he normally makes fun of
Demi moore is HOT!!! all the rest of those bitches had surgery and they never improve that much. The foundation is there she just has a tuck and a pinch here and there to maintain
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:48pm.
Could be a sign....Bitch can't control her cuntface....
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Shit that's the only reason why I'm watching...God I hope she fucking loses.........
Rene Zellweger WTF? LOL!
good gawd, renee looks like an old memaw
What is she wearing? And what is on her head?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
OH SHIT! What the fuck happened to Squints!!!!!
i hate that i can't see this! could you sluts post the results as they come?
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CALLING OUT TO AMERICA - READ THIS NOW!
http://palestinian.ning.com/forum/topic/the-other-side-of-the-story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_f0QTIsasw
Holy fucking hell.
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" John Cleese
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:49pm.
I miss the Golden Globes of years past... when Pia Zadora would win every category.
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Pia Zadora...that was some fine talent right there....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pia Zidora?!?!?! Holy Fuck! Is she still alive?!? or is she walking the beaches with Donatella's skeleton?
Ugh I HATE EVERY DEMON BITCH IN THIS STUPID SHIT!
Next time I can't sleep I'm going to pop a xanex and wash it down my throat with some red wine and play this shit on my TiVO.
I just want some dumb bitch to slap Angelina on their way up to the award stage!
I miss the Golden Globes of years past... when Pia Zadora would win every category.
Submitted by HollieHotTamale on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:44pm.
OK Why do they keep showing Brad and no Angelina?
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Could be a sign....Bitch can't control her cuntface....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:46pm.
Beccarella,
In Bruges is an amazing movie!!! There is a midget, but not Lab?
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Yes! They showed a Yellow Lab in the window in the clip....If there's a Lab in it...it is an automatic MUST see!
The most deserved award goes to Heath.
Alec won?
gawd. mrs k is going to be insufferable!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
DAVID DUCHOVNY, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
F*** Alec Baldwin.
Beccarella,
In Bruges is an amazing movie!!! There is a midget, but no Lab?
OMG!! Gerry introducing Colin, Brendan and Ralph!!! Fuck me now!!!
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
WTF is Tony Shalhoub wearing? He looks like Liberace meets Dr. No!
alec sucks ass..i wanted monk
Hey I saw GOB! COME ON!
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Congratulations, Heath baby.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by Beccarella on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:38pm.
*runs from tomatoes being thrown* She really did look good I bow to your hotness.
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She's got a few years on me...but still...face is smoother than a baby's ass!
Oh look, it's Amy Poehler and a total overrated douche bag.
slumdog millionaire is real? i thought mk made that name up in his list.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Come on Alec Baldwin!!!
I'm hot tonight!!!!!
Nice shout out to Ireland - you know he'll be calling her later tonight. Hopefully she answers the phone this time...
Michael K: Seth Rogen is so fucking tiny! I bet his dick shrunk. That happens, right?
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Only if you mix Orencia and Vicodin MK. So just say no!
Seth had to get in shape for his role as 'The Green Hornet'.
Michael K: Seth Rogen is so fucking tiny! I bet his dick shrunk. That happens, right?
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No, when you lose 10 pounds, you can gain an inch! It is a proven fact!
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Ask me about my very large penis and inability to maintain a long-term relationship.
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OK Why do they keep showing Brad and no Angelina?
seth rogen looks like a douche now that he's all skinny...
Ok, now I know I'm drunk and horny cause I'm totally liking this skinny Seth Rogen..=)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
"I'm watching true blood in the background and jason is getting his penis drained.
i think i know how he feels."
lmao one of my favorite episodes!!!
Seth is so skinny! He looks pretty good.
Elizabeth Banks looks fierce.
Seth Rogen is looking kinda hot after losing all that weight.
En Bruges.....a midget and a Labrador....A MUST SEE!!
Ugh, fuck off seth rogan.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
omg...i loved In Bruges. Colin and Ralph...yummy
Joe Rogan's gone to pot since Fear Factor went off the air!
DAMN!! Gerard Butler could get it too!, either I'm just really horny or there is sexiness all up and through the GGs tonight.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by shoe addict on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:33pm.
how did MK miss the "im sniffin cuz of a cold, not coke comment from colin farrell
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I remember those days...Yeah either you had a cold, allergies or a sinus infection....You know, kinda like drunks calling into work Monday morning with a migraine, food poisoining, or a 24 hour bug...Uh,huh...*side eye...*
Wait...Fuck. My boss isn't reading DListed, right? Ok, whores come up with another drunkard excuse just incase, but in DListed code, so's my boss won't know.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
ohhhh sparta!
Gerard Butler - where's the leather loincloth stud?
Submitted by Beccarella on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:38pm.
*runs from tomatoes being thrown* She really did look good I bow to your hotness.
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