Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!

Ok I don't if its because I'm using my blackberry to look at this but I can't find NONE of the live blogging...I click on CHIN! And all I see are comments. I'm missing out!!! This sucks, I need my Michael K.!

Michael K, you are a gem.

see the best and worst dressed of golden globe at
www.entertainroom.com

I love you you big slut.

You are Statler and Waldorf!

Michael K: And he put his hand in his special place!
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Ugh! He ALWAYS does that!

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Best summary of the gg's!! thanks M.K. You CMTHU!!

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Historic Inauguration day January 20, 2009. President Obama!

I just got a glimpse of your predictions.Wow!!For someone who has not seen 80% of the things nominated you were pretty spot on.In fact,better than some who are actually paid for it.
Congrats
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I am big.That's the pictures that got small.

LOLLLLL i only watched the 'GG' cause of you .. cause only you can make this shit watchable!!!!
ur hilarious MK! thanks for being in my life... well sorta!

Whoa MK you are SO doing this for the Oscars. It's a good idea even with the stupid little noise it makes. Martin Scorcese's eyebrows ARE like furry caterpillars!

STFU!!!

She actually looks better with the red hair...but I guess we have to call her yam-head now.

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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

MK - please do the live-blog for Oscars & make your avatar Wynonna :)
XOXO, sweetest, sluttiest dreams!!!
thx for tonite
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*sniff sniff* "i'm fighting a cold; it's not the other thing it used to be" - Colin Farrel (um, oooooooooooooooooooooooo k.)

This is horse shit! Dexter got robbed AGAIN!

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To Tits I also missed the live action, my dog woke me up and I was concerned about his well being and I am now going to be up all night.
I tried E on line but the must be editing

La Pequena FTW!!!

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fckn hilarious play by play, michael K --- well done!

please do this again for the Oscars! those bitches need some realistic reporting.

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:05am.

Damn, I missed it. So... what happened? And more importantly, who looked like merde? Was Phoebe there, or at least a block away, clutching her restraining order? So many questions.
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highlights (from blog only i didn't watch it on tv). neither brad nor angie won. kate winslet won over aj and when mentioning her competition couldn't remember aj.

sacha baron cohen made scandalous funnies.

mickey rourke thanked his dogs.

nice avatar.,.. wait.. OMG not THAT island?!?!?

(hides vanc island taters behind back)

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I am patient I have not been logging for 2 weeks so I forgot how to proceed.
I got my first taste of high def, and these people are even more fugly in high def 3 D
My dog looking at the wide screen HD, started howling to death at the garish presentation.
Since my dog is not taking drugs or drinking alcohol I paid attention to his obvious misery. I did not want the neighbors to be aware of what was going on, a dog howling is OK he is old and cannot be confused as a human howl.He is now back to normal but I am not.
Do these people get rewards for being so ugly, untalented, but well connected.
I could be sending some hate mail to my mom, she is wise he adamantly refused to be internet connected. In case you find a way around I love you mom as usual and forever

Damn, I missed it. So... what happened? And more importantly, who looked like merde? Was Phoebe there, or at least a block away, clutching her restraining order? So many questions.

I just twigged to the fact that the main pic is rummer!!!

holy fuck. she should smile like that more often. she looks normal.

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*smooches*@TinyHammer4 (;x)

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Um, still on the time delay ......... W T F with Renee Zelwigger and her insane choice of dress + hair -- KOO KOO ROO.

*sniff sniff* "i'm fighting a cold; it's not the other thing it used to be" - Colin Farrel (um, oooooooooooooooooooooooo k.)

Submitted by TinyHammer4 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:26am.

MK - you slutty chola - i fucking love you. I bow down :)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:08pm.
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Aw! that's so sweet - that was ages ago...I was sure I was overlooked =)

Thanks - cuz I really did think I had something to say there:)
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You DID have a message ... i took the time to scroll back thru cuz i got a late start. thanks for the fun night tonight --- it was like having you next to me on my bed w/ a bottle of pinot gris :)

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*sniff sniff* "i'm fighting a cold; it's not the other thing it used to be" - Colin Farrel (um, oooooooooooooooooooooooo k.)

Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:11am.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:47pm.

Looser! Lol..You are just jelly cuz you can't look like Angelina...that's why she did not win cuz of a bunch of jelly loosers like you were so jelos!!!! JELLY! JELLY! *foaming at the mouth, chewing on own hair*....JELLY!!!!! *seizing*...
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Seizing? LOLOLOL
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LOL!

That's JJitis, right there.

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Submitted by TinyHammer4 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:26am.

MK - you slutty chola - i fucking love you. I bow down :)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:08pm.
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Aw! that's so sweet - that was ages ago...I was sure I was overlooked =)

Thanks - cuz I really did think I had something to say there:)

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Isn't all the coke talk and innuendo sorta refreshing?
Bring it out in the open....show all....ok, maybe i'm drunk.
How many there are dusting their Moet glasses with some....

That hot bitch Abandoned Couch should have won everything! It was already snubbed for Hot Slut of the Year! Y'all are wrong for that!

Bitches!

MK - the thing is, a lot of us work in this godforsaken entertainment industry and KNOW firsthand how fake-ass this shit is and rigged and how if only i were rumer willis i might stand a fighting chance at an actual career - hehehe - sike on the last part. my point isssssssssss -- we don't HATE, we're just REAL, becuase we don't let them get away with the fake 'wink wink + smile' shit they pull with the rest of the world. ok. i'm drunk -heheheee - i'll stfu now, but u know i'm making some sense. these awards are bullshit.

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"sniff sniff, i'm fighting a cold; it's not the other thing it used to be" - Colin Farrel (um, yeah, whatever you say CF)

MK - you slutty chola - i fucking love you. I bow down :)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:08pm.
Someone was asking about the equal energy placed into hating these celebs as loving them and I was thinking about that the other day...

You know - it helps shift the energy back into reality. People get to loving them like Gods and then they end up on DListed. And they're viewed a little differently. And, obviously, it's not just DListed proper - it's everyone who DLists them. That way - other peeps besides the crazazay fanatics get a say.

That's also why it gots to be SO intense - you gotta fight fire with fire, it's the only way.

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I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow! - MK

Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:12am.
And there was talentless, spoiled Rooooomer Willis, acting like the only reason she was there was certainly NOT because Mommy and Daddy bought her the role of "Girl That Stands On Stage Looking Pretty"; but because she has personality and talent, damn it! *chuckle*

Sickening, isn't it? Makes me feel violent like i want to smack a homeless person b/c they prolly won't press charges.

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I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow! - MK

Oh God!! I am drunk and this is sooooo funny.

Happy new year to everyoee....I hadn't log in a f3@$# long time

but i still read you sluts veryday

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Oh God!! I am drunk and this is sooooo funny.

Happy new year to everyoee....I hadn't log in a f3@$# long time

but i still read you sluts veryday

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

I can't wait to read what Powder Puff has to say about this tomorrow http://thepowderpuffingtonpost.blogspot.com/

pia zadora won a golden globes in the 70's for best actress in a drama so i don't take this award too seriously. let's see what happens at the oscars.

um what is up with renee zellweger?? she has to stop listening to gay men and let a straight person tell her if she looks presentable.

Val @ 01/11/2009 at 11:01 pm I was a bit surprise, I was hoping at least one of them would win. But either way their work got recognized and this is just the beginning for those two. The Oscars will be very interesting indeed, it is anybody’s game now. Anyway they look happy and content together, Angie looked comfortable and relaxed in Brad’s arms, it is really sweet to see them together, so sexy and peaceful. It is these small little gestures that reminds us about the important things in life. So in actuality they are the true winners. After all they are healthy, with 6 healthy children and they get to go home together and continue their lives. So Congrats to Angie and Brad, may you continue to bask in the glory

Ok I'm ging to trow up, my 8 shots of black label and pass out on the sofa, bye

these people make me sick, for real

Brad Pitt might win the Oscar the same way Russell Crowe won zero in any awards show and then was the surprise Oscar winner for "Gladiator": Sean Penn and Mickey Rourke split the votes from the younger independent voters and the old guard votes along the big-studio production lines. And they do - just remember "Crash" over "Brokeback Mountain".

omg - jake just said benjamin button was a 'fable for our times' ... sheezus christ, wasn't that "Forest Fucking Gump"? and what with drew and jessica all drunk up on stage laughing at an inside joke and shit ?

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:45pm.
"Is the alcohol getting to me or Collin is looking good?"
No - alcohol may be getting to you, but he's looking good AND he's coked out of his damn skull tho.

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I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow! - MK

LuckyL @ 01/11/2009 at 11:08 pm
“I just love how after every award show nobody is talking about winners as much they all are talking about Angie! What power she has!!”

This gets better and better good thing I dont work tomorrow morning!!

And there was talentless, spoiled Rooooomer Willis, acting like the only reason she was there was certainly NOT because Mommy and Daddy bought her the role of "Girl That Stands On Stage Looking Pretty"; but because she has personality and talent, damn it! *chuckle*

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:47pm.

Looser! Lol..You are just jelly cuz you can't look like Angelina...that's why she did not win cuz of a bunch of jelly loosers like you were so jelos!!!! JELLY! JELLY! *foaming at the mouth, chewing on own hair*....JELLY!!!!! *seizing*...
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Seizing? LOLOLOL

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From JJ:

"I think Kate won because she is British……..a real slant, as PT said earlier toward ‘foreign’ movies and actors. Best actor had to be American, all noms were American. I don’t really see this as a fair judge of talent with this geographic bias."

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I have to say I don’t think I will watch the Oscars this year. I already know the outcome so why waste 3 hours. I will watch the Red Carpet for he SAG and OSCAR.. but I won’t tune in.. NO surprises really, and a very booring show.. I taped it, and will rewind to see my Brange.. they are the only reason I tuned in tonight at all. And why do some of you feel you need to defend Ryan.. who the hell is he.. Why do Brad/Angie have to talk to him, their are other shows other then E’News.. if they had not talked to Mary Heart (they did talk to her) would the defenders had come out for them.. NO.. I for one can’t stand Ryan.. I like Gilana but when ever he talks I mute the set.. I’m glad they did not talk to him.. He was rude after their last interview.. It was unprofessional of him. Now he thinks they did not hear about that crap.. He needs to just do his job and and stop the ugly commentary.. He should remember he Needs them they don’t need him..

Brad and Angie looked great tonight.. they both seemed really rested.. they may have gotten some rest over the last month.. If someone has the kiss please post.. I am going to find it tomorrow on tape.. Have to go to bed..

Yep......the live blogging was fun.....I say we do the Oscars, the Super Bowl & Mardis Gras.......

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i know i'm on the time delay even though these fucking globes are filmed right down the street - but question ... why doesn't merle or sally bother to put on fucking make-up? anything!?! gloss? mascara? they look like haggard ghosts! WTF? Stylists: FIRED.

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I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow! - MK

Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:56pm.

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:53pm.

Can you be so kind as to bring us more. I'm way to scared to go there and frankly I need a good laugh tonight.
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they were mostly silent on the double losses except for some - the nomination was enough, they have their love, jennifer aniston wasn't nominated, there's always the oscars etc.

I think they were stunned.

Looked at the kate winslet thread and nothing there either.

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I don't understand why the loons can't except that there are other more talented actors out there. That have been around longer and doing better work longer than Brad & AJ. I mean what did they forget about that movie where she had white hair with Eward Burns?

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:58pm.
More taking the high road from jj:

love them @ 01/11/2009 at 10:59 pm

I used to like kate winslet, I think she was very disrepectful and asked who the other nominee was. Maynbe it was just me and I’m sure you will tell me if I’m wrong, but she has known for months who she was up against

BUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

Submitted by Mel on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:53pm.
People are sick of the tabloid fodder of Angelina and Brad. That's why their movies aren't generating the same box office and that's one of the reason they are not getting awards. People are tired of them.
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Meh, why they don't win is cuz they ain't good enough. It's as simple as that. Yeah, they were arguably good, but someone else was better! Yeah...They didn't win, cuz they didn't deserve it on their own merits, period. Did they deserve kudos for their performances? Probably, yes. Did some one else deserve more? Fuck yes! Game over.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:50pm.

For those of you who missed the vadge joke here it is.

http://jezebel.com/5129057/hollywood-actresses-not-amused-by-sacha-baron.
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Ha ha ha! If some of the Golden Globe attendees can't take a JOKE, eff them.

Sacha Baron Cohen killed!