Liveblogging The Golden Chin...I Mean...Globe Awards!

Can you please say a small prayer that Saint Angie loooooooses Best Actress so that we can see her cuntface again. I love it when she gets cunty. And also, add a small "P.S." to your prayer. Ask that Lafayette from True Blood rushes the stage when the Best Supporting TV actor is announced, because that bitch really deserves it!

Anyway, pour yourself a glass of Strawberry Hill and let Tater Head lead you to the liveblog after the chin. CHIN!!!

I'm trying out this new liveblog software shit. Unfortunately, it makes an annoying typing sound when I add a new comment. Just curse my name and then turn it off by clicking on that little sound icon.

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Award Shows

Submitted by foxiezombie on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 10:13am.

was it ever confirmed that colin and angie were an item?

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:05am.

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:04am.

I F-CKING HATED Mamma Mia!
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I've got it on my Netflix list, but are you saying I should delete it? Cuz if you tell me to I will.

Yeah, In Bruges ROCKED!!!!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:04am.

In Bruges was the shit! I F-CKING HATED Mamma Mia! Vicky Christina Barcelona was a comedy? And yeah Danny Boyle's finally getting some recognition.

Colin Ferrell and Laura Dern, who else was there that Angie fucked over?

Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:23pm.

She doesn't look that bad in that photo must be opposite for a tater. When she has an "off" day she actually looks good.

Submitted by Wyle E on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:17pm.

Hot potato!

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Submitted by theboy on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:13pm.

the quince dress: a classic!

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 4:12pm.

Tater looks ok in this photo

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 2:03pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:49pm.
& other posts.

Thank you! It's nice to know my hatred brings happiness to others. We Brits are on a roll this week!

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:39pm.

Hey that used to be my siggy! Without the witty personalization, that is;p I think *I* was talking to myself:)

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Submitted by iluvhulk1117 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:29pm.

then Lizzieb (she - gotcha) must simply put more telephone conversations in her comments.

The next one I want to hear: Suri asking Zahara to save her a$$ from her crazy rents!

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:12pm.

No blog for lizzieb!

I couldn't stand it. I simply can't add one more blog to my roster and I MUST read lizzieb.

So just so you know I'm "against":)

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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:10pm.

Submitted by Chantel100 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:08pm.

Miley Cyrus cutes her uvula.... WHAT THE!!
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Submitted by Chantel100 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 1:08pm.

Miley Cyrus cutes her uvula.... WHAT THE!!
http://www.zacktaylor.ca/blog/2009/01/some-huge-break.html

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:39pm.

Submitted by iluvhulk1117 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:12pm.
I have two things to say:

#1 - Michael K, will you marry me? I know I am a chickita, but I would love to be your beard.

#2 - Lizzieb needs her/his ? own blog.

Thanks.I'm a she BTW.

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Submitted by iluvhulk1117 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 12:12pm.

I have two things to say:

#1 - Michael K, will you marry me? I know I am a chickita, but I would love to be your beard.

#2 - Lizzieb needs her/his ? own blog.

Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:23am.

I have to say, I think Brangelina is extremely disliked in Hollywood. They seem to be the butt of jokes more than accolades.

Last night felt like instant karma. Laura Dern's and Colin Farrell's wins were icing on the cake.

I especially loved "the other one."

Team Winslet!

Submitted by Granny Clampett on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:52am.

Kate Winslet for Hot Slut of the Day! She forget St. Angie when she mentioned the other best actress nominees...you could tell St. Ang was fighting giving the cunty face all night.

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:50am.

while I watched the awards didnt the director Danny Boyle of Slumdog Millionaire look like Mr.Mackey from South park?? or was it my alcohol intake that could see him saying "Mmmm kay".

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by hoozer on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:50am.

I go to sleep early one night and miss a liveblog!!!! WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Damnit!! Well I love you Tina Fey! LOL. No hatin here! And I missed a fun drinking game too. Maybe I'll play it now!

Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:23am.

Rumer actually looked ok. Her mother didn't look as overly botoxed as usual. Angelina looked like shit but not as bad as Cameron Diaz. I loved the jab at Madonna. Kate Winslet was awesome, talented and elegant--such a lady.

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:15am.

Submitted by peaches on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:29am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:25pm.
What you guys think Jennifer Aniston is doing???
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I think she's planning another vacation with Laura Dern to celebrate her big win and to toast the losers Brad and Jolie.

Honestly I think Jen laughed herself to sleep! She hit her pillow hard and went to bed with a smile on her face.

Submitted by wildchildintn on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:11am.

Ok, I take it back. She looked fug as hell. And I hate p.h. but this photo is hella funny. Majorly fucked up profile pic..

http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-12-and-the-winners-are-12#more-40800

Yes, I know he's a scummy bastard, but just look at the pic and ignore the rest of the site..lol

Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:06am.

hahaha. I am still laughing on how Cameron Diaz said angelinas name "Angieee ggggg angelina" and Kate said "and...the other one" for being nominated. lol...oh man. Good morning all!!!

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:04am.

Submitted by Kaylee on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:50am.
I hated JLo's dress. Every one else went classy. JLo said fuck that shit I'm going trashy. I know I know she's trying to show the world her body is back after the babies. But I hate that back out and neck line down to your belly button look. And to top it ALL off it was GOLD.
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I did find amusement in the fact that she wasn't wearing a wedding band - nothing like putting an end to those nasty rumors of a divorce. What a dumb ass.

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 9:02am.

I'm not trying to sound like a prude but what was up with all the drug references? Colin is up on stage telling the audience that he has a cold and implies that it's "Not the other stuff" - as if he's kicked his coke habit. And then you have that dumb shit Seth(from Knocked Up) saying he wishes he was partying at the 80's Golden Globe awards b/c then he could be doing coke with Mickey R.! To top it off we had to listen to the punk ass from 30 Rock give a speech pertaining to RACE! Do these idiots even realize how embarrassing they are?

However, I did find humor in Sacha's(sp) speach when he said that Benny Button was about aging backwards... kinda like the people in hollywood (or did he say the people in this room?)! Either way, I saw Jolie do the giggle and glance at Brad. Yeah we know you're all botoxed the fuck out Jolie! No side eye needed.

Submitted by Kaylee on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:50am.

I hated JLo's dress. Every one else went classy. JLo said fuck that shit I'm going trashy. I know I know she's trying to show the world her body is back after the babies. But I hate that back out and neck line down to your belly button look. And to top it ALL off it was GOLD.

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:50am.

Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:24pm.

Um, no - he wasn't on crank, he took too many prescription pills (for sleeping, anxiety, etc). It was an accident. I am sick of people saying he killed himself, as if it were intentional. It was an ACCIDENT.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:44am.

<"Michael K: Seriously, the Morticia Addams gone porn look is not for Squinty.">

Yep, I miss the Joan Rivers E! show they used to show a hundred times the weeks after an awards show, but I think Renee Zellweger would have taken worst dressed as all the others were dressed like each other. On second thought, maybe that makes her best dressed.

Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:37am.

Michael K: Eva Mendes has taken the stage looking like she got into a fight with a 12-pack of toilet papers and LOST!

8:27 Michael K: I just want to wipe my snot all over her dress.

8:28 Michael K: And my asshole....

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Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:34am.

*ring ring*

‘Hello’

‘Hello Jen- oh Jen what shall I do? Help me. I know he treated you something awful but you loved him once and he’s mah son.. *hysterical sobs*’

‘Jane? Tale a deep breath and tell me what’s happened. It’s the Globes right?’

‘Yeah. Oh Jen, I knew she was mental but this is a new low. Well, look do you have time for this? It might take a while’

‘I have to go and have lunch with my agent- she’s very happy with the number one movie and all so wouldn’t keep her waiting but I’ve got half and hour or so’

‘Well. We had the weekend from hell. Brad rang me Saturday morning and begged me to come over. Madam had taken to her bed with a vast array of drugs and wasn’t talking to anyone. The twins were screaming non stop- the baby nannies have had enough and one had her coat on and was threatening to quit. Brad asked Ange to talk to her but all she did was scream ‘fuck off then and don’t forget that confidentiality contact, I’ll hunt you down like the dog you are if you say one fucking word- do you hear me bitch?’ Brad tried everything- he has no clue how to look after premature babies and his offer to take some ‘hawt’ pictures of the nanny added fuel to fire. The other kids were running riot as per usual- there’s bloody festival somewhere in the world every five minutes and there’s decorations from around the world on every surface. By the time I got there she had Brad up against the wall with a knife to his throat screaming ‘it’s Chinese New Year soon – do I have anyone from China to celebrate it with- eh? Do I?’ Well he said as soon as the African boy settled in- 6 months according to her ladyship they can have Chinese twins. No good. She wants them for this New year, not next. How? says my poor dickless son. With money you moron, like I bought the others. At this Brad starts to cry ‘we adopted those babies together honey- it’s we not I, I’m papa Pitt- they have my name’ At this she laughs her head off and storms out of the room shouting ‘oh yeah- Maddox has had four names so far, another won’t hurt’

‘Oh dear’

‘Then Brad cries, I love her so much mom and Jen, I’m ashamed at what I did but I punched him. Right in the eyes and told him to get a fucking grip and leave. He can at least take the bio kids. ‘I want all of them he sobs- if I only take the white ones I’ll never hear the last of it from the press. From the press? Is that all he cares about?

‘Yes’

‘Then Sunday night off they go to the Globes. Muggins here on babysitting duty, only 4 nannies left and it’s bedlam. Madam all togged up in one of her new bed sheets, looking like Casper the ghost. Brad in dark glasses to hide the bruises. She hissed at him as they left- you are in the fucking shit if I lose again’ My heart was in my mouth and when that English woman forgot her name- I know it was all over’

‘Christ- what happened?’

‘She’s gone. The kids are gone too with the nannies and the housekeeper, the chef, the make up artist and the masseuse. The hairdresser is still here- they fell out it seems. She gone to Africa to buy this new boy and have a photo op with some limbless refugees. She took a whole box of glycerine so it’s going to be a tear fest that’s for damn sure. Brad is no the floor whimpering and saying- the Oscars- she must come to the Oscars I have a good feeling about them- don’t you mom, I might win mom, I’m ready for my close up aren’t I mom?’ If he was a dog I’d put him down’

‘Hmm. I know a nice vet. Look Jane I have to go- oh Lorna sends her best- let’s go shopping on Wednesday. ’K?

‘OK dear. Thanks.’

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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:32am.

Submitted by zomay on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:57pm.
Please make a clip of the Winslet win.

I was unable to watch.

Here ya go zomay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efz6FtmvhJ8

Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:30am.

I didn't see the whole thing - I'm going to have to go and read all these posts to see what I missed! I did see Laura Dern win; glad to hear that Brangelina won nothing. Karma's a beeotch, baby!

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Submitted by magnificent_G on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:29am.

Having seen both The Slumdog Millionaire and Gomorrah, I'm disappointed by the first having won... I mean, best DRAMA? It's a fable, a fell-good movie. It's a good film, but if you want a really good dramatic film, go and see GOMORRAH. You'll leave shocked and depressed but glad you saw it. (It was shocking even for Italian audiences, who know the situation in Naples, at least through the media.)

Submitted by BttmBoi on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:19am.

Submitted by K2 on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 8:06am.

800 posts, really?! I'm sooo glad Jolie and Spitt got shut out from these awards too. I did find it ironic too that Laura Dern and Colin both recd awards. What a kick to the gut for Jolie. The look on Brad's face when Kate won best actress was classic. He was practically rolling his eyes even though this time around Jolie made sure she plastered a smile on her own face. Brad must've been thinking, "God help me, I have to go home with her tonight"! He must've been ordering beers two at a time by the end of the night!

As for Jolie's appearance... I thought she looked nasty. Her hair looked lifeless and what's up with dress? It did nothing for her. Funny how there were no interviews to be had on the red carpet... was there a reason for showing up 10 minutes before the awards started? Talk about acting as if they're better than Hollywood.

Submitted by wildchildintn on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:32am.

Hmph, tater doesn't look so bad here. I almost though she looked pretty till I realized who she was. Ah nevermind, I was probably just momentarily blinded by her bright ass hair.

Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:27am.

Submitted by peaches on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:04am

....both Angelina's most hated ex (Colin Farrell) and the first woman she homewrecked (Laura Dern) both won golden globes tonight, huh? Karma really smacked this bitch and her Ballless boy wonder upside the head to the Nth degree than tonight!! Serves them right!

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Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:24am.

Morning! OK so this stuff was on when I was asleep and it's taken me til nearly lunchtime to be able to log on. BUT I am deducing that Brange won fuck all and my countrywoman Kate left Ange out in her acceptance speech. Happy days- bet JJ is all about how they didn't win as we are all jelly h8ters and the Pitt porn is going to full effect to the point that they conceived triplets under the table! Laura Dern won too ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Karma.

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Submitted by foxiezombie on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 7:21am.

nobody mentioned that kate hugged leo first, and also gave him more "love you's" than her husband?

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:07am.

Submitted by Tubereuse on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:02am.
Sandra Bullock is dumber than a turd

i second that!... but you really shouldn't be insulting a turd

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Submitted by Tubereuse on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 6:02am.

Sandra Bullock is dumber than a turd.

Kate Winslet is my hero.

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 5:02am.

Fuck that shit, I was too caught up in "24" =D

::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::

Submitted by AMonkeyofCheese on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:41am.

The most amazing moment was when Kate Winslet named every single nominated actress and FORGOT angelina's name! And angie's hair was gloriously discombobulated.

Well done Kate!!!

Submitted by peaches on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:34am.

Submitted by cherryfries on Mon, 01/12/2009 - 3:31am.
That was some good shit and boring shit. I loved all the clanking of the silverware and the announcers telling others to shush. Watching Mickey being flipped off was awesome and seeing the looks Angie was giving for the best actress was unbelievable. They hardly showed her but at the end, when that catagory was called....oh they kept panning to her. I would have loved to see Anne Hathaway win again just to see the look on Angie's face! lol

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Who Flipped off Mickey? was it Sean Penn? He insulted sean recently, so it would make sense.