Blake Wants A Divorce!!!!!
Yes, I wrote Blake and not Blaaaaaaake. I have a feeling Wino is no longer screaming his name. That shit is fucking depressing. Is there such a thing as love if Wino isn't shouting "Blaaaaaaake" like a damn cracked out rooster in need of a fix? I don't think so. If you're in love, break up with that bitch, because it's not going to last. If Wino and Blaaaaaake can't make it. None of us can!
Blake (it feels wrong typing that) has told his lawyer bitches (aka some back alley motherfuckers he's paying in rocks) to begin working on the whole divorce process. The Daily Mail says Blake (this is hard) laid his glazed-over eyes on pictures of the Crackie of the Caribbean all up on that hot piece Josh Bowman in St. Lucia. Like I said before, Wino isn't screeching for her husband. She told The News of the World that she's off the bad shit and now her coochie is only craving Josh. Seriously, her clitty probably gets the shakes when he's not around.
And Wino even said she's forgotten she's even married to Blake (really, really hard). She went on to kick him in the meth sores by saying he was shit in bed. She said, "Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead." SPOILER ALERT, Wino! Technically I think you are dead. Your organs haven't worked properly since '06.
First Brit Brit cleans up her shit and is no longer entertaining us with her nightly tour of gas stations while flashing her creamed chitterlings. Now Wino has fallen out of love with crack AND Blake. AND it's like 80 degrees in California during January. What is fucking going on in the world?! IT WASN'T NOT FUNNY! What the hell is next? Rojo Caliente is going to be photographed making out with Jeremy Piven. No. Let's not even joke about that shit.
I can't call him Blake. He will forever be Blaaaaake to me. I will scream his name, because somebody has to and I need to believe! I don't like what fresh tropical air is doing for Wino. It's sobering her up and making her think clearly. That's not right!
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Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by tojo on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:18pm.
But they look so happy here...I still think there's hope for them...
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well, apparently, when you're a crackhead and are high on crack, you look happy. Everywhere.
We need a new trainwreck NOW!!
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Yeah, one that doesn't make our brains hurt with cracked out blogging like Courtney Love (not that that bitch should quit the blogging...or the crack, No! I'd just like a trainwreck that doesn't require migraine medication)...
Maybe since SamRo has allegedly quit Blohan's tuna melt, Hohan will lose her shit, get up to some hood rat stuff and bless us with gems of the past such as "these are not my pants" and "the black kid did it".... I could only hope she'd be that "adequite"
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yes, we do need a new Trainwreck!!!! LiLo is getting boring. We've seen so much of her crap that nothing really surprises us anymore.
Any idea's???? Who should be Miss Trainwreck 2009?
Living well is the best revenge.......
Farrah, I think L.ho is going to crazy Shitbey style.
and when you get L.ho, you get the whole Hohan family and their Blog.
I predict more rehab, a lot of sluttyness and many many blogs.
Somebody sell Brit Brit a sack of meth , now..
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:15pm.
Can we say "slow news day?" Like nobody saw this a million miles off... whatevah.
In other news, I'm still a pretty decent cook... mmm... dinner.
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Ditto!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:24pm.
We need a new trainwreck NOW!!
Don't worry girl!
Sam and L.ho broke up
4,3,2,.........
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i was hoping for MORE DRAMA! and DRUGS! and cars in blue hills with toilet bats and sofa batteries..
SamRo doesn't look like the bitch that will bring the DRAMZ.
HoHan will get herself another sugar daddy/mommy and shit is ovah.
We need more than that!
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I would like to think there is hope for Wino just beacuse she is so talented and I feel that she still can do so much more musically. But, are we sure Blake and the drugs haven't done too much damage? Hello........ AIDS, Heppititis, brain damage? Plus, she messed around with Pete Whatshisname. That just screams "Infections"!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
It was all about her money anyway. I wonder how much he's going to get? Maybe he should spend 25p and call up the Pirate Hooker's lawyer.
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:22pm.
We need a new trainwreck NOW!!
Don't worry girl!
Sam and L.ho broke up
4,3,2,.........
I wonder if Josh's cock is more than 10 inches like Blake's.
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That fukken chav is gonna make a mint off of her arse. She better re-up on Crunchie bars and crack, b4 he empties her bank account..
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
Submitted by tojo on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:18pm.
But they look so happy here...I still think there's hope for them...
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well, apparently, when you're a crackhead and are high on crack, you look happy. Everywhere.
We need a new trainwreck NOW!!
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
God, she's getting laid!! Give her a break.Drug dealers everywhere are in mourning
The reason drugs are wrong is.....
" They don't have a pre-nup"
But they look so happy here...I still think there's hope for them...
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ID FEEL LIKE I WAS FUCKING DEAD TOO IF I HAD TO FUCK THAT UGLY MESS. HEY AMY. STAY AWAY FROM THE DRUGS AND GO MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING ALBUM. MOST OF US WOULD FUCKING KILL TO HAVE YOUR FAME AND FORTUNE. AND YOURE JUST CHUCKING IT ALL RIGHT OUT THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW.
Can we say "slow news day?" Like nobody saw this a million miles off... whatevah.
In other news, I'm still a pretty decent cook... mmm... dinner.
Amy looks healthier there. That must have been when she was just a drunk.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Blake has "idiot" written all over his face. It took him this long to realize they weren't meant to be.
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