Mickey Rourke Really Gets Into Character
In The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke plays, get this, a wrestler! A wrestler who uses all sorts of enhancements to look all beastly and wrestler-like. Men's Journal (via Rush & Molloy) suggests that Mickey had a little help from Roidy McRoids. When asked about this claim, Mickey slipped his hand into his safe place and said, “When I’m a wrestler, I behave like a wrestler.”
Hasn't 21st century Mickey Rourke always looked like he was made from one of Vadge's roided-up vag lips? I figured roids were part of his daily ritual. He gets up, accidentally looks in the mirror, goes to get the kitchen, grabs a dustpan, cleans up the broken mirror he just looked into, takes out a needle and jabs it into his face cheek. You know his face eats roids. Major.
I went to see Mickey's hatchet face show in The Wrestler last week and he kind of charmed my ass in a "do me in a dirty trailer" kind of way. It's sad, but I'd totally let him hit it on a barb wire fence. He won't win a Golden Globe tonight, but I hope he does so that we can watch the statue shake in fear from being so close to his overdone scrambled eggs face.
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He is hot..love him even with the Fabio hair
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I just realized that "The Wrestler" took from "The Ultimate Warrior's" wardrobe. Now I gotta see this.
And yes, I'll most likely cry since this is a father/daughter movie and "Over the Top" still makes me weep like a little bitch.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
guess you were wrong. He won. It's nice to see this guy have a comeback. I thought Sean Penn would've won but am ecstatic that Pitt lost. This guy seems most appreciative of the award anyway.
He use to be so hot - 9 /12 Weeks & Wild Orchid! The Wrestler was a good movie!! But his face quit his ass long ago.
why did this screw with me all night?!?!... gotta correct my answer to Mustang Sally... the album is "Amused To Death"... oh yeah, that feels good... finally out of ocd hell!LOL!
OT: lemme see.... besides the plastic... yeah, i like Mickey's acting, great in "Spun"
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I really hope Hatchetface wins the Oscar. He was so handsome in Nine 1/2 Weeks.
HE WOn!!!!!!!!!!!!
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p.s. Hello to you too Sugaroo. This new "open forum" thing is just to damn much for me get my 'tarded lil' head around so I aint gone be commentin and shit too much anymore, but I'll still be checking the webiste for daily stuff...
Love y'all.
Mickey's face? Maybe but the bod? NO WAY!
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Poor guy- He was always ugly but now his face is truly atrocious. No wonder he always seems angry. He should have another PS try to fix his face. Anything would be an improvement.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:56pm.
It's very unnerving when someone bears absolutely no resemblance to how they looked 20 years before. Plastic surgery was meant to improve flaws and "freshen" an aging appearance. Not completely change someone's face. Sheesh.
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YES. I completely agree. People have taken it to some fucked up levels.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 8:05pm.
Tigerlily, he is full of SHIT. he fucked up his face with boxing and plastic surgery.
I can't stand these liarmouths. The TRUTH is your FACE. Fuck off.
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Zactly! Just admit it, especially if you've got the "reconstructive surgery" shit on your side.... Whatevs. I still might see his mess of a face in his movie. He is a great actor. I never thought he was particularly purty, but he's a great actor....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlily, he is full of SHIT. he fucked up his face with boxing and plastic surgery.
I can't stand these liarmouths. The TRUTH is your FACE. Fuck off.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
I always thought his boxing career jacked up his face and then, he had reconstructive surgery on top of some jacked up plastic surgery and there you have it, but I read an interview with him recently where he says in response to people who tell him he "looks different" that people's faces change as they age...WTF???? Look, I'd buy that he was a shitty boxer, got some bones in his face broken, had some surgery which was meant to reconstruct his face, then gambled on some cosmetic surgery and lost, but who the fuck is going to buy that mug is the result of aging????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'll bet he wishes he could take that ridiculous mask off.
I remember in college when we absolutely loved 9 1/2 weeks and even watched that shitty flick Wild Orchid just to see Mr. Rourke. Now his face really is a freak of nature. I really can't get pass the face to see if any hotness is left. What a freaking shame.
"He gets up, accidentally looks in the mirror, goes to get the kitchen, grabs a dustpan, cleans up the broken mirror he just looked into"
That was some pretty fucking funny stuff right there! Sounds like one of my mornings.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:11pm.
siggie= Roger Waters... off the album "The Pros and Cons of Hitchhicking"
i'm off to dinner, finally!!
OT: umm... thought "Johnny Handsome" was cool, and i loved "Angel Heart"... then, that was before he fucked up his face, haven't seen much of him lately
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:59pm.
Despite living in a cave (re: sheltered life from Prince Ginge thread), you are one hilarious ruminant.
On Topic: Two words - Gorgeous George
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxc8Sm0nXpE
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:08pm.
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Does that mean you can multi-task with your tongue?
(hahaha I kill myself)
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:53pm.
I don't know. You'd have to ask MK. He's the dirty trailer giver or receiver (Oh yeah, it's football playoff time down there - I mean in the States. Don't have any idea why I wrote that.).
You're such a sweetheart. You "blush". You always confuse me with your avie because I forget how young you really are. You might not think you are but I do.
What's your siggie from?
On Topic: Where's John Grey?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxc8Sm0nXpE
His face is lumpy...
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:04pm.
Since MK didn't post an open post today, I'm gonna go off topic again,
I usualy don't noticw stuff like that, but since
that esqueleton giuliana that works for E! Made such a Big deal when she got married and changed her last name to rancic, Today she came back to the de pandi or whatever her last name is, and she is not using her weeding ring
Is she getting a divorce?
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RE: open post, don't think it matters much... gotta keep us occupied if he's going to be out and gallivanting.
RE: divorce: shit why not? If you're not doing the baby thing, might as well get a divorce like everybody else.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:59pm.
In related acting-immersion news, Javier Bardem has admitted he killed several people with a shotgun while filming "No Country for Old Men."
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In other other news, a rather too gullible crazy cat lady (yours truly) almost poked the news button on her favorite tab...
Don't play me like that, man.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:52pm
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Heeheee..I'm a greco-roman gal myself (with a big tub of lime jello on the side, in case we need to dirty things up)
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That's what I love about you, you're so open to different cultural experiences.
Pinot you say? Lucky bugga.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Since MK didn't post an open post today, I'm gonna go off topic again,
I usualy don't noticw stuff like that, but since
that esqueleton giuliana that works for E! Made such a Big deal when she got married and changed her last name to rancic, Today she came back to the de pandi or whatever her last name is, and she is not using her weeding ring
Is she getting a divorce?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:58pm.
and don't even ask how the monkey learned to flip the finger for "Every Which Way But Loose"
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"We play the game,
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In related acting-immersion news, Javier Bardem has admitted he killed several people with a shotgun while filming "No Country for Old Men."
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:52pm
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Heeheee..I'm a greco-roman gal myself (with a big tub of lime jello on the side, in case we need to dirty things up)
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OK, I just choked on my own saliva. Well, it was Pinot, actually. And shouldn't that be a tub of ouzo with a lime chaser?
"I figured roids were part of his daily ritual. He gets up, accidentally looks in the mirror, goes to get the kitchen, grabs a dustpan, cleans up the broken mirror he just looked into, takes out a needle and jabs it into his face cheek. You know his face eats roids. Major."
just had to tell you yet again: MK, you're hiLARious!!!
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It's very unnerving when someone bears absolutely no resemblance to how they looked 20 years before. Plastic surgery was meant to improve flaws and "freshen" an aging appearance. Not completely change someone's face. Sheesh.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
MK, u nasty biatch! Where the hell have you been today? You know that bloggers don't have weekends. I was quite sure you would write at least about the Crackie of Camden and her crackie husband who filed for divorce.
his body does look a little overly buff
but whatever
i think more people use steroids than care to talk about it
cant wait to see the movie!
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zzzzzzz i need 3 more new posts to be happy. what a lame day...
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:50pm.
uumm.. uh... well... *blushing*... um... giving or recieving i guess is the only question i got!LOL!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:40pm.
When I'm a wrestler, I behave like a ho.
Or is it vice versa?
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Heeheee..I'm a greco-roman gal myself (with a big tub of lime jello on the side, in case we need to dirty things up)
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:44pm.
to be fair... who hasn't MK had a "do me in a dirty trailer" feeling about?!.. not judging, just sayin'!
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Submitted by S_G on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:45pm.
I wonder if MK will be live blogging during the Golden Globes?
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I asked him that question a couple of days ago. He's not sure if he live blogging the Golden Globes, but he is live blogging the Oscars.
Submitted by S_G on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:45pm.
I wonder if MK will be live blogging during the Golden Globes?
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sure he will. He probably has half the TiVos in the US crammed in his apartment.
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I wonder if MK will be live blogging during the Golden Globes?
the again, the cornrows weren't THAT bad..
i envy his tan.
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to be fair... who hasn't MK had a "do me in a dirty trailer" feeling about?!.. not judging, just sayin'!
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"We play the game,
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Ooooh....I see! That's not wrestling at all! Who'dathunk that the way to make Mickey hot again would be to turn him into a wrestler...or maybe a mongol or a barbarian. That would be hot.
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I can't understand why perfectly good looking men destroy their faces like this. Men are supposed to get old and cragly. It's what makes them endearing.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
He almost looks like an older Triple H.
You can tell I spend way too much time watching, reading , talking about wrestling. Hell, my dream job would be to be a Wrestler's Manager. To get to walk aound the ring and stir shit up would be the coolest thing ever.
But honestly, I think I like it because of getting to see guys walking around in outfits the size of drink coasters............ and it IS just like a soap opera. Some of the storylines on WWE I swear were taken from Days of our Lives!
Living well is the best revenge.......
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, xxy!
Ugh. Wrestling.
That must be some hangover you're nursing over there...
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My Gawd it's a new post!
And it's a post that I'm not caring about... Wow, MK, are you feeling ok today?