Wednesday, January 14th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Faye Dunaway (68)
Mikalah Gordon (21)
Kristin Cavallari (22)
Angela Lindvall (30)
Karen Elson (30)
Jason Bateman (40)
Dave Grohl (40)
LL Cool J (41)
Emily Watson (42)
Mark Addy (45)
Steven Soderbergh (46)
Carl Weathers (61)
Trevor Nunn (69)

Posted by: Michael K


StudLy GoLightLy's picture

"I'm NOT mad at you...I'm mad at the DIRT!"

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)

Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to Faye,Dave and Jason!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Freak Speely's picture

"A REPORTER!!..." *grabs tits*

TexnDoc's picture

Another great Faye line:

"I can't BELIEVE you embarrassed me! In front of a REPORTER!!!"

gucci's picture

happy birthday faye and everyone else!

and LL you're a lying sob your older than 41!

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I*'m calling bull shit on Faye Dunnaway! Shit she was 68 back in the 80's. I'd say closer to 78 or 80!

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HOW did I miss Jason Bateman? LOVE him...

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Jason Bateman is HOTHOTHOT! I think he looks better older now then he did when he was younger. He looked like a total dork when he was younger!

STFU!!!

Hysteria's picture

Faye Dunaway looks horrifying

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letinstar's picture

AH, but nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you.

Christina! Christopher! Damn it!

SCRUB, Christina. SCRUB!

happy birthday to faye dunaway...i don't care what anyone says, "mommie dearest" is outstanding!

happy bday to ll cool j, dave grohl, jason bateman, carl weathers and all the bday sluts...

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I LOVE Dave Grohl! Where is Radio Siren???!!

WHY is Cavallari getting a mention? She is a fucking NOBODY. You might as well put my Aunt on the list while you're at it.

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Submitted by Manbearpig on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:23pm.

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And she really is that nutty. My friend had to work with her on some type of video project and he said she went all "Mommie Dearest" in an Au Bon Pain on 5th Ave.

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"Don't fuck with me fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo!"

"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt!"

Two of the greatest movie lines ever uttered, which is why I love Faye Dunaway especially in Mommie Dearest.
I even watched that reality show The Starlet where Faye gave the contestants the kiss off with, "Don't call us...we'll call you."

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Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:10am

Chinatown is one of my all time favorites.

♥ attack for you!

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Happy Birthday Carl Weathers and Jason Bateman!

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It's a shame that everyone in Hollywood seems to hate Faye ('cept the gays who want to be a degree away from Mommie Dearest) and also that she eff'd up her face. So Faye may not appreciate it, but I LOVE that MK used the screenshot from Supergirl.

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M.E.'s picture

NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a special happy Barfday to Grohl.....Foo Fighters fucking RULE!

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 10:53am.
"She's my sister, she's my daughter, she's my sister, she's my daughter..."

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You forgot the smacking sound effects! I love that movie--Film Noir kicks ass.

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oh and HB to cattitude's bebe
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"She's my sister, she's my daughter, she's my sister, she's my daughter..."
Go ahead Faye!
Better list than yesterday, except zomay's mommy.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LL COOL J YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKIN MAN COME OVER HERE AND LET ME GIVE YOU MY PANTIES FOR YOUR BIRFDAY GIFT! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥SNOW

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Happy BD to a fine actress, Emily Watson, and a fine musician, Dave Grohl.

I too would hop on Jason Bateman! Pepper needs new shorts! Happy BD you sexy man.

Steve McQueen gave the ultimate diss to Faye Dunaway: While making The Thomas Crown Affair he referred to her as "Dun Fadeaway."

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"Which present do you like the most?...Then THAT'S the one you can keep!"-Happy Birthday FAYE! And LL, I got something special for you...call me!

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Dave Grohl is 40?! Fuck it, I'm old.
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Happy birthday Steven Soderbergh, Carl "Action Jackson" Weathers, and LL Cool J. I need love, bitches!

Good morning MK and dlisters ♥

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Bella.. you are right.. that is a cool as shit story. Love stuff like that.

And yes, Jason Bateman is HOT!!

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cattitude's picture

It's my "little" baby's 16th birthday today too. (He's 6'3" lol)

DrSmileX's picture

Ah, Faye Dunaway in "Supergirl." Now that's a camp classic!

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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:47am.

@angel_i & greenfinch:

Morning! I caved and took a cab this morning...couldn't stomach the thought of walking in this.
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I'm 'bout to do the SAME thing!

ONT: Huffy Barfday, Bitches!

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Happy birfday Dave Grohl, you rock!

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@angel_i & greenfinch:

Morning! I caved and took a cab this morning...couldn't stomach the thought of walking in this.

(Apologies for the off-topic.)

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Checking in from the Twin Cities at -8 and -35 wind chill (Fahrenheit). Can't wait to get down to the stables! I get nose haircicles just thinking about it!

And I still think Joan Crawford did a better Faye Dunaway than Faye Dunaway.

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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:15am.

i've been here for an hour and i just took my boots off. that walk to the subway this morning was coooooooooooolllllllld.

its way too cold. inside of nose freezes instantly in this shite weather.

oh how i long for a holiday...

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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:28am.

Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:19am.
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Hi l_t, I'm in southern Ontario...which I wish meant Ontario, California. ;)
It's f-f-f-frigid.
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The C word-

that makes sense, then, for the similar weathwe. We were supposed to get a blizzard yesterday, but it ended up going south. We just had reasonable snow, off & on.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:19am.
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Hi l_t, I'm in southern Ontario...which I wish meant Ontario, California. ;)
It's f-f-f-frigid.

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Am's picture

@ocd:

Thanks for the tip!

All- Faye also did work in "Whatever happened to Baby Jane".

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Mikalah Gordon? Really? That's an insult to the real celebs celebrating today!

Happy Birthday, Jason, you incredible bundle of hotness, you!
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C Word-

where are you? - we're supposed to be getting that extreme cold today, too - NW Ohio

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Oh, Jason Bateman - you are so much hotter now than your teenybopper days! Man, but how I want to get on that.

Happy Bday, dude~

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It's -30 degrees celsius here with the windchill...I haven't taken off my coat/boots yet.

HB to all the sluts!

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I remember having an issue of Cracked Magazine that called her Faye Dunhimaway. I still find myself calling her that. For those who were not around in the Groovy 70's, Cracked was a poor man's Mad Magazine. Instead of Alfred, Cracked had Sylvester P. Smythe.

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Happy birthday Dave Grohl.
I´ve told this story before but I´m gonna tell it again because it´s a great testimony on what a cool guy Dave is.

Foo Fighters played a concert here in Iceland few years ago. Before the concert they went to a small town outside the capital to eat at this popular lobster place. After dinner they heard music coming from a nearby garage and went over there and surprised the boys that were there at band practice (I think they were 15-16 year old at the time) and ended up jamming with them.

And as if that wasn´t enough they invited the boys to the concert and even had them play a few songs on stage.

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@ Am. Stay warm. It's warmed up here. I had bought those heating things for your neck and "period pain" that stay warm for 8 hours and was using them when we had our nasty run of cold weather. It really helped.

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Happy Birthday LL, you sexy, sexy man.

Am's picture

Good morning sluts!

FUCK it's cold! It might get to 10 degrees today. Brrr

The 30 and under folks should have been excluded. Mikala? From Am Idol how many years ago?

joanne's picture

HB Faye Dunaway and Dave Grohl.

TexnDoc's picture

HB Faye Dunaway. Like John Waters says on the "Mommie" DVD commentary, the greatest performance ever given in cinema by a female playing a drag queen playing a female.