Charlotte Church Had Another One Of Those Baby Things!
Here's yet another baby announcement without the damn name! This better not be a trend, because the name is all we really care about. Well, I just care to see how fucked up it is.
Yeah so, a little baby boy pranced out of 22-year-old Charlotte Church's vagina door just after midnight today at her home. Church on a Sunday! Sorry. The Daily Mail says Charlotte gave birth in a birthing pool with the help of two midwives. Damn 20/20! Reading about Char busting out a baby in a birthing pool makes me think of that ho having an orgasm while giving birth. I'm totally picturing Char screaming "Oh, God! Hallelujah! A little to the right. That's the spot! Bring it hoooooome!" while pushing out her baby. I will never forgive 20/20 for bringing this into my life.
Charlotte's website said her new baby friend weighed in at 7lb 5oz. This is Charlotte and Gavin Henson's second kid together. They have a 16-month daughter named Ruby.
I hope they name Onyx in keeping with the gemstone theme. Or maybe Tiger's Eye. Yeah, I like that one.
I'm sure Char is already drunk and working on her next baby! She'll be knocked up again by midnight! Weeeeeee!
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Why is it that people with the most amazing voices are the craziest ones of all? It's like they want attention for something else besides their voices. Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Whitney Houston...and this hot mess right here.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:15pm.
Crapola! Mercury goes Retrograde again today...look out everyone, the next three weeks or so are FUCKED.
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2 kids by 22? well, she looks much, muuuuch older...
Dlisted mommies I have a question - before you did a pregnancy test, did you 'know' that you were pregnant? Like, did you have gut feeling that you were and the pregnancy test just confirmed it?
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OK, so she gave birth to that bottle and now she's ripping its head off? I think praying mantises do that.
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Crapola! Mercury goes Retrograde again today...look out everyone, the next three weeks or so are FUCKED.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Have they ever heard of condoms?
Was she pregnant in this picture or she was just fat?. Anyway, two kids already at 22 is too much, isn't it?. I know it's her business but why are young people so in a hurry to have babies before learning what life could be about without them?. Then they pop at least 2 kids and feel trapped, wasted, miserable and bitter. Like they are missing something. Sigh.
I tried to watch the video but I guess I'm not interested, unless I read it on a scientific paper. The comments for that video are spooky and hilarious at the same time. Jesus-freaks, ignoramus and stupid people mixed.
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Katt: I had a midwife for both my births and will have the same one for my third. It was at a birth center within a hospital, so if you wanted to have drugs or if there was any kind of trouble, they whisk you up one floor in a dedicated elevator to the regular L&D. They hand you to a doctor to get the epidural but will stay with you for support.
It was so nice and unrushed and pleasant in the birth center that I didn't want the drugs and had great experiences. It hurt, but it wasn't THAT bad. Your body releases all kinds of feel-good hormones and endorphins when you're giving birth. If you are feeling supported and secure while giving birth, I think it's a totally different thing than when you have doctors and nurses looking at your watch and you're strapped to a table with an IV in your arm and it's regular hospital environment. The birth center was very quiet and everything is very warm and gentle and the medical equipment is hidden away and camouflaged.
Oh my gosh, I'm running off about this again... Sorry.
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I SO agree about how annoying it is when white girls get cornrows on vacation! So tacky. Although to be honest I've never vacationed anywhere where that is an option since I was in high school so I don't see it anymore. I think you have to go to a resort-y area for it to happen.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:47pm.
what is this orgasm during pregnancy bullshit? i don't care enough to google. sounds like some Sarah Palin/MILTF propaganda
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For reals. LOL! I don't where this started but I'll just say. I didn't love it. I wanted it - but then it kinda hurt. Not fun.
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Char has the jaws of life looks like to me. A Whopper virgin she is not.
angel:
There are fat people in every field. The most famous classical singers just happen to be fat.
And when she is not knocked up, Charlotte is not fat in my opinion. She is a normal sized, cute, healthy, in proportion, young woman.
And above all that, she is actually talented.
Britney can go die in a random swamp for all I care.
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Submitted by moosh on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:46pm.
At least she's not a mess like other entertainers ..
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she has been QUITE the drunken mess in the past. She has just been pregnant for the past two years.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:44pm.
ugh@white chicks who get cornrows while on vacation
one of my thousands of pet peeves
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That began when Bo Derek was in the movie '10' (1979). What's even worse is women over 40 doing it. It does not look cute. When you get back to the mainland it looks stoopit.
How's my hair look?
what is this orgasm during pregnancy bullshit? i don't care enough to google. sounds like some Sarah Palin/MILTF propaganda
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Isn't she the lame goody-two-shoes in the clip where she's trying to do a televised duet with a drunken Wino? And Charlotte is giving Wino the nervous side eye the whole time. That clip made me love Wino even more...
At least she's not a mess like other entertainers ...
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:17pm.
I am a classically trained opera singer and I am not fat.
Charlotte Church is a disgrace to skinny singers everywhere!
Lose the chunk, fat ho!
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But there are MANY who are. And MANY who are just that little bit chubby...I think it's ok. Why does EVERYBODY gotta be skinny? I don't get it. If she was a Britney ie: She didn't really do anything but stand there and look pretty, then I'd be on her but the woman gots skilz - she don't need to be modelesque.
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LM0981: Fortunately, I did not have any trouble of any kind. I'm fertile Myrtle. Have you ever gotten pregnant by accident? If you're really worried, you can have some tests done. As I mentioned before, lots of the moms I know were late 30s/early 40s when they had their first. Maybe some needed some interventions, I don't know... I'm not sure that age has all that much to do with fertility. People will argue that, but it's just my wackadoo opinion.
Personally, I think it's better to wait until you have the right man and you've done all the fun things you want to do. Wait until you're having physical CRAVINGS for a baby. I'm glad I waited. Then again, the women who had kids early won't be OLD when their kids finally leave the nest.
my parents would kill me if they ever saw my open a bottle with my teeth, after the money they spent fixing them!
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
ugh@white chicks who get cornrows while on vacation
one of my thousands of pet peeves
what the hell is she doing to that bottle? not attractive. not at all
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Dude I dunno....I dont know if I wanna have an orgasm then hold my child. Thats just weird. The whole thing was freakin weird. I have the heebies now too Fuzzyslippers..
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Someone open that bottle for her before she dislocates her jaw. Geez Louise.
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Where do I sign up for this diet program?
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:30pm.
LIKE I FUCKING SAID BEFORE. I WILL JUST TIE A ROPE AROUND HER GODDAMN WAIST LIKE I DO MY FAT ASS WIFE AND AND THEN TO BACK OF MY FUCKING GODDAMN GTO. AND THEN PUT THE GODDAMN FUCKING PEDAL TO THE FUCKING MET. I CAN MAKE A FUCKING WOMAN LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING WEIGHT THAT WAY.
I think we have Oprah's new trainer/weight loss gimmick, folks.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:13pm.
Wow, never heard of women having an orgasm during birth. I suppose congratulations are in order for those lucky women!
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It must be confusing for the women in the early stages of labor who are in rooms nearby and expect to be hearing grunts and curse words coming out of the birthing suite, not "OH yes! YES! YES!!! AHHHHHH!"
Hahahahahahhahaa
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
I've seen her mentioned before, and I still don't know what a Charlotte Church is (other than big).
LIKE I FUCKING SAID BEFORE. I WILL JUST TIE A ROPE AROUND HER GODDAMN WAIST LIKE I DO MY FAT ASS WIFE AND AND THEN TO BACK OF MY FUCKING GODDAMN GTO. AND THEN PUT THE GODDAMN FUCKING PEDAL TO THE FUCKING MET. I CAN MAKE A FUCKING WOMAN LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING WEIGHT THAT WAY.
Hey Hekki, I have a question for ya. I know this is a bit random, but I saw you mention that you were 33 when you had your first. Did you have any trouble? I hope I am not being too personal, but I will probably be around that age when I start having kids and I am afraid of having issues. Just like hearing other people's opinions because I am 27 and everyone around me is starting to have children. I am not ready to have children, but I am afraid it will be too late for me!
Sheeps, how many Paris and Britney fans are illiterate? 99%?
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
I am a classically trained opera singer and I am not fat.
Charlotte Church is a disgrace to skinny singers everywhere!
Lose the chunk, fat ho!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 1:04pm.
The Brits tend to write and speak so much better than we Yanks do. Even some scruff off the streets can form complete, correct sentences. Compare that to the (very abstract, jargon-filled) study that came out yesterday, finding that (in 2003) 14% of US adults were illiterate. In prisons, it was 63%.
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A friend of mine's gf actually had her 2nd child at home using a birthing pool and said it was a much better experience than the birth of her first was at a hospital. I wonder are the midwives licensed to dole out meds at all???
Wow, never heard of women having an orgasm during birth. I suppose congratulations are in order for those lucky women!
Now, that picture's hilarious.
congrats.
though being such an obnoxious spoiled brat herself, I can't imagine she'll be a good parent.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Sheeps, I thought you were being sarcastic, but you're right about the announcement on her blog. It was very nice.
I was wondering about the fact that lots of opera singers (not that she really is one, but you know what I mean) tend to be larger. Why is that?
Well, congrats to her. I kinda like that little ho.
22 seems young to have babies, but I'm definitely in the group who waited. I was 33 when I had my first. I was at a birthday party yesterday where most of the moms had had their first kid at close to 40. I felt like a youngun and I'm 37!
And the orgasm during birth is not THAT unusual. If you don't get and epi and are in the right environment. You go into an alternate reality or some kind of trip where time compresses and expands. I am totally not a hippie, but I had totally mystical experiences giving birth.
Damn, two kids already at 22??? This chick's a baby-making machine. No wonder she has no career...
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Good for her. I didn't know she was only 22.
Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
Money in your pocket, Dying to move your body...
Ugh. That video gave me the heebie jeebies.
Remind me never to have children.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
21 per cent of women have orgasm during labor.
Who would have thought?
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Bitch please! I gave birth to a healthy, nutty brown baby in my cesspool last night! And that's with the help of MY two midwives, Newport Lights and Taco Al Pastor!
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That was a beautifully worded announcement on her blog. Other bloggers take note: language matters (see Kanye, Lindsay, and C-Love).
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