Charlotte Church Had Another One Of Those Baby Things!

0-times During labor?
I'll take the shot of pain medication thankyouverymuch I think is prolly has to do with having great muscles *shrugs* who knows

Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:33pm.

YIKES!!

I'm listening to my iTunes - in random order - and Charlotte Church just came on. I have ONE Charlotte Church song.
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OMG - Somebody else typed, JUST this morning, that they were having poltergeisty moment while tryna be cheeky about G-D!

*cue twilight zone music*

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WHILE giving birth? WTF? Giving birth was enough as of a trip as it was - I din't need to be orgasming at the same time! Or try to be! Or even THINK about it! LOL!

Because I've seen it twice, I'll add that I, too, was once immediately aware of a pregnancy but I lost that babe. LONG time ago - it's all good:)

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YIKES!!

I'm listening to my iTunes - in random order - and Charlotte Church just came on. I have ONE Charlotte Church song.

F-r-e-a-k-y, considering my last post about not going to Church.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:10pm.

The thing I'm most concerned about is the bleeding for six weeks, the constant changing of the baby's diapers, you know caring for the kid.
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Ha! And well you should be! I STILL call those The Leaky Times. Everything was leaking ALL the time! UGH! It wasn't so bad - I was up in the forest and I din't have much else to do but play Mommy all day...when we moved down here a year later I couldn't BEGIN to think of what The Leaky Times would have been like tryna live up in the city and get other stuff done too...

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:26pm.

I knew that I was pregnant as soon as I got pregnant. Sounds nuts, but I'm kind of weird that way. Got a picture of my 33-year-old, handsome, bright son sitting right in front of me.

I only had one child because he never slept and always cried - months and months. I thought I'd go mad. I so envied those mothers with babies who were calm and slept!! Turned out - discovered 7 months later - that he was lactose intolerant (even to breast milk).

Hey nobody asked me about this. Shut up Mustang!! :)

On Topic: I don't go to Church.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxc8Sm0nXpE

Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:24pm.

*Looks around* *shuffles feet*

maybe...lol Yeah... I read it on Perez...I haven't been there in a LONG time But I go there when it's dead here

I saw that and I'm shocked and appalled. If those two lovebirds couldn't make it work, what hope is there, eh?

Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:22pm.

Has Perez?

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:08pm.

I appologize for the political statement... you can see the explanation i gave Flasty.

ONTOPIC: everytime I hear all those pregnancy stories it makes me glad it's far away from me.

Could you even consider having an orgasem while giving birth? your coos is torn in two, a humongous baby is coming out of it and you are in an excruciating pain. where does the orgasem fits in?!?

Has M.K posted that Blaaaake filed for divorce?

@ Leandra..Agreed!

Re: Childbirth stuff

Orgasms in childbirth? Two C-sections here and with the second one a nice dose of Versed! Ahh..what a relief!

Zappy, even if I still liked an ex well enough to still be friends with him, I don't know if I could handle the thought of him and my hubby being BFFs. I'd be way too paranoid about them getting drunk together, bonding and 'trading stories'.Hehe.

On topic- I can't even imagine having an orgasm while giving birth. And somehow I don't think I'd be telling family and friends (or showing videos of the precious moment) if I ever did.

"Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:53pm.

I was like that too. When I was pregnant I was freaked out. When my son ran his hand across my stomach and I could see the outline of his hand, I thought my ass was in an X-files show. I asked everyone: "So, when your water breaks, exactly how much water IS that?" and things like that. I was fucking scared out of my mind.

I had to be induced, and ha ha ha when I got there I was already at 4 cm's and didn't feel a thing. I ended up having a C-section because he was stuck. There were women there walking the halls with me at 1 cm screaming like their coochie was falling off, I didn't feel a thing."

Yeah, I hear some people are just bitches when it comes to giving birth. I think if I do get knocked up, my high tolerance for pain is going to be my saving grace.

The thing I'm most concerned about is the bleeding for six weeks, the constant changing of the baby's diapers, you know caring for the kid. Lord knows I get frustrated over trying to train my own puppy. lol.

I am in no rush to have kids, when it happens, it happens - especially after spending four hours with screaming kids yesterday.

But like I said, I applaud all Moms out there who have gone through giving birth.... Except that "Jon and Kate" bitch. God I wish someone would just take a cinder block to her face just so TLC will stop airing her stupid face and I don't get stuck watching the same episodes over and over again out of boredom.
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Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:04pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:58pm.

I feel like i've been knowing you forever!

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Ha! I'm glad you wrote that stuff about the drunk cow lady cuz I was all like: Who ARE you!?! LOL! I know who you are...I just tend to look at pictures before words if I have a choice.

Also, yes. I am an open book. It is both a blessing and a curse;p Kinda like pictures like that one up there:)

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I gave birth three times. Each one more manageable than the last. I never felt anything sexual and no matter what, I never would. I am pretty open minded sexually but still cant imagine it no matter what the setting is.

There are also women who can orgasm while breast feeding.I've breast fed 1000s of times and never felt sexual pleasure from it. It does release endorphins, so there are mild pleasurable feelings but, its better described as the pleasure you get from a back rub or having your hair brushed.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:58pm.

I feel like i've been knowing you forever!

Dreamy, I knew with my first, with my second I KNEW as soon as hubby rolled off me that I had conceived. The next one ended in miscarriage but before testing I had told my son he was stepping on his baby brother or sister. The 4th I had no clue. We had decided to try for another but, changed our minds in favor of letting the other kids get a bit older.

@DAE: I knew before I knew. And even that was before I got tested...I wrote this weird ass poem (that I found again much later) about "something "secret" within, waiting to announce itself" or something like that... At the time of writing, I was thinking about emotions and/or ideas...but it would have been about 2 weeks after I got pregnant that I wrote it...

Also, I did this weird thing with the dog food about a week before I started really feeling it. I had to carry home this big 8lb bag of dog food. And I thought: "Hey, a baby's about 8lbs I wonder what that feels like" - so I carried it like a baby! I did! LOL! I remembered that, too, later. Got lots of time for reminiscing when you're the size of two people...

When I got tested, it was just for proof. I was nauseous and tired and the centre of me felt like a science experiment. I was pretty sure what was going on.

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LOL Leandra. I kept my mouth shut for so long because I felt sorry for him. (Lonnnnnnng storrrrrrrry..yawn) So it seemed relatively safe to remain friends from 3000 miles. PFFT little did I know!

I don't understand those relationships either. Though some people can pull it off. I have an ex SIL who tries that with 2 ex husbands and her current husband. She has parties etc. and invites all the exes for one big happy family. WTF is that about?

How's my hair look?

Submitted by Flatsy on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:24pm.
OK got it :), i will get back to drunk cow lady... but not now. thanx for everyone who helped.

I love your drunk cow lady - she makes me laugh. :)
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That's the sweetest thing I've heard today! I will get back to drunk cow lady as soon as some ass-hoooooooole (just like in "Meet the Fockers") will take off his fucked up avie... if you know what I'm talking 'bout you will notice that his avie should be upside down to represent all scissoring women all over the world...

PSL

I had a strange sream about you last night

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:19pm.

I saw the orgasm thing on The Soup this morning and didn't close my jaw for like 10 minutes straight (lock jaw!). I couldn't believe it. Giving birth is fucked up.

I 100 percent applaud women who have given birth. I don't think I could do it.
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I was like that too. When I was pregnant I was freaked out. When my son ran his hand across my stomach and I could see the outline of his hand, I thought my ass was in an X-files show. I asked everyone: "So, when your water breaks, exactly how much water IS that?" and things like that. I was fucking scared out of my mind.

I had to be induced, and ha ha ha when I got there I was already at 4 cm's and didn't feel a thing. I ended up having a C-section because he was stuck. There were women there walking the halls with me at 1 cm screaming like their coochie was falling off, I didn't feel a thing.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:37pm.

Thank you, I'd like to think so!;)

Zappy, that sounds like a complete nightmare. You must be a saint for putting up with that for 30 years!
Good for you for finally telling him to fuck off!

It's always amazing to me when people manage to be good friends with their old lovers. One of my best friends has a Bruce-Demi-Ashton type relationship with her ex where they all go on weekend trips together and sit around drinking wine and laughing all night! Incredible...
I'm guessing that's not what your ex wanted though since he still hit on you after all those years!

Don't eat the bottle, they don't taste very good...

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Submitted by Leandra on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:18pm.

you should pat yourself on the back, instead of feeling bad when people say that. You are SMART.

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Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:24pm.
OK got it :), i will get back to drunk cow lady... but not now. thanx for everyone who helped.

I love your drunk cow lady - she makes me laugh. :)

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:26pm.
Dlisted mommies I have a question - before you did a pregnancy test, did you 'know' that you were pregnant? Like, did you have gut feeling that you were and the pregnancy test just confirmed it?

Yes and no... I have 3 kids and I knew with my daughter and son.... But I was clueless with baby J

OMG!! Are you pregnant?

OK got it :), i will get back to drunk cow lady... but not now. thanx for everyone who helped.

Leandra, My H.S. BF kept in touch with me for 30 years. I only allowed it because he moved 3000 miles away and there wasn't a threat of him showing up on my doorstep. Everytime he'd come to town he would insist on going out (with his wife and family). The woman looked bored as hell..Hell, I was bored as hell (now I feel bad)

At one point his wife hooked up with a BF and he kept calling my house saying he was going to move back East with the kids (SHRIEKKKK!) At the time I was five months pregnant with my son and getting ready to move to a new house. WTF!

Fast forward: he was on my IM until about 5 years ago. He got fresh with me and I told him I should have told ()you this in the way you deserved it 30 years ago..FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF ASSHOLE!

I haven't heard from him since. Wonder how he's doing....

I saw the orgasm thing on The Soup this morning and didn't close my jaw for like 10 minutes straight (lock jaw!). I couldn't believe it. Giving birth is fucked up.

I 100 percent applaud women who have given birth. I don't think I could do it.
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Submitted by MadameLollipop on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:07pm.

No of course not.:) My brother has been with his wife since they were 14 and he's 37 now!
I just had a problem with someone telling me I should have kids before I got too old. When I knew all too well that I wasn't ready and hadn't met the guy I wanted to have them with

Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:56pm.

Exactly! Whenever I meet the boyfriend I had in my early 20s, I mentally pat myself on the back for never having kids with him. It's bad enough trying to hold a conversation with the guy, imagine having to send my kids there every other weekend!

Leandra, it all depends on personal experience. I've been with my husband for 12 years now and we had our first baby when I was 25..... I met the right person at 23, I was very young and VERY lucky. I don't regret it at all! When you are with the right person, there is no reason for delaying it.

DAMNNN IT! I CAN'T GET RID OF THAT FAT COW!!! somebody please help!

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:26pm.
Dlisted mommies I have a question - before you did a pregnancy test, did you 'know' that you were pregnant? Like, did you have gut feeling that you were and the pregnancy test just confirmed it?

The answer is yes. I was already 100% sure I was pregnant by the time I took the test 1 day after missing my period. And I knew the sex of the baby too :P

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:37pm.
Unscrewing a bottle cap is uncool,so much better to gnaw at it like a babboon.

Werd.

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The war isn't working.

@ Leandra. I had my first just after my 35th birthday, my second after just turning 39. I couldn't fathom being married in my 20's. If I had married my high school sweetheart, I'd be getting out on parole about now....

Submitted by sonne on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:41pm.

Are the photos too big? We're only allowed a certain size here, so maybe that's the problem....?
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Thank you, I just resized it... still nothing :(

Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:41pm.

Are the photos too big? We're only allowed a certain size here, so maybe that's the problem....?

Quite a few people I know who had kids in their early 20s kept telling me I was stupid for waiting and not just 'getting it over with'.
They were so effing proud of the fact that they would still be young when their kids moved out.

Well, I waited for the right man and had my first at 36. And MOST of those other women have gotten divorced, remarried and are now having kids with their new men. In their late 30s and early 40s. So much for being young when the kids move out!

@ ocd

LMAO...very true. My daughter was going through her EMO phase. If that was the worst thing she could do..no biggie. Now she's back to Hollister, etc. My son is trying on the gangbanger 'hat' at the time being. I'm rolling my eyes and ..whatevuh.

How's my hair look?

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:41pm.

I have to sign off from Dlisted then sign back on sometimes for it to work.
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thank you sweetheart, i will try it.

@ Zappy. I remember when that movie came out and people got their hair done in cornrows even if they had a really round face. Many blonds have fine hair to start with so they looked like ping-pong balls with threads sticking out in random directions. But then, I now live in a small town where there's a lot of kids of Mennonite background and it's funny to see them walking around dressed and talking like gangbangers. Every generation's got its own disease.

Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:41pm.

I have to sign off from Dlisted then sign back on sometimes for it to work.

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can someone help me??? i tried changing my avie like 5 times... does not work :(

@ Dreamy

You spend much of your adult life trying NOT to get pregnant, it's hard to believe when you are.

For me, initially I thought I had the flu. I was eating Chinese food and a water chestnut tasted so disgusting that I spewed it across the room. I never do that to food. That was my first clue. Then my husband goes, 'I'll bet you're pregnant'. I said.. 'Fuck you, you're just saying that because I have some rare incurable disease!' and started to cry.

Then I said:

How's my hair look?

Unscrewing *word doesn't look right* a bottle cap is uncool,so much better to gnaw at it like a babboon.

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