Charlotte Church Had Another One Of Those Baby Things!
Here's yet another baby announcement without the damn name! This better not be a trend, because the name is all we really care about. Well, I just care to see how fucked up it is.
Yeah so, a little baby boy pranced out of 22-year-old Charlotte Church's vagina door just after midnight today at her home. Church on a Sunday! Sorry. The Daily Mail says Charlotte gave birth in a birthing pool with the help of two midwives. Damn 20/20! Reading about Char busting out a baby in a birthing pool makes me think of that ho having an orgasm while giving birth. I'm totally picturing Char screaming "Oh, God! Hallelujah! A little to the right. That's the spot! Bring it hoooooome!" while pushing out her baby. I will never forgive 20/20 for bringing this into my life.
Charlotte's website said her new baby friend weighed in at 7lb 5oz. This is Charlotte and Gavin Henson's second kid together. They have a 16-month daughter named Ruby.
I hope they name Onyx in keeping with the gemstone theme. Or maybe Tiger's Eye. Yeah, I like that one.
I'm sure Char is already drunk and working on her next baby! She'll be knocked up again by midnight! Weeeeeee!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:50pm.
PrincessZ
I never really thought that Perez was all that funny. I LOVE M.K and I'm glad I found this site
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me tooo! i haven't read any other blogger as funny as MK or as classical. . .
i went and looked at that 'o no they dint' place. it's just like an AP feed of celeb news. no personality. it shouldn't even be in that Best Bloggie contest. hu-ah.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:26pm.
She's not a lezzie? angel_i, you promissed me something for my Peqeuna vote!!!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:26pm.
Anyone seen EastEndGirl?
Hey Mustang! I think she was here this morning.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Later PrincessZ
Princess Zoey has left the building.
Peace.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:06pm.
Wow, sounds like you've both always had great taste in men. Myself, not so much! If I could still look at my exes and see the things I fell for back then, maybe we could be friends. Or then maybe there would still be some sort of attraction?
Hekki, are all of his exes the same 'type'? I mean, do you have things in common and the same type of humor?
Submitted by Flatsy on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:26pm.
Never mind, now it's ok.
Does anyone else see Hekki's avvie on the wrong side? Right corner, not left?
ARe you dlisting from an iphone? That used to happen to me a lot from my iphone
LMAO @ Manson
This is true.
Is there a booger in my nose?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:56pm.
I want to be an earth mother. (does it mean that i will turn lesbo?)
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Since this is now an open post, I would like to point out - to anyone new who just drops by and misunderstands my previous comment (not you princesszoey)
Angel is NOT, I repeat, NOT a lezzie pedophile. Don't want to start any damned stupid rumours here.
Just go to her very funny You Tube site and you'll see what I was talking about. She appears to have a barely legal stalker.
Angel, would you like to put that site up for them? I'm not that good at cut and paste (on purpose since I didn't ask you, first).
Anyone seen EastEndGirl?
Never mind, now it's ok.
Does anyone else see Hekki's avvie on the wrong side? Right corner, not left?
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:21pm.
Yeah it took us a little while(about a year), specially for the one who took longer to move on.
Now we live in different countries, when I call I ussually talk to his girl and ask her how everything it's going. She is very very nice
@shut the smurf up: That's nice! People don't always understand, especially the new love interest.
PrincessZ
No harm done... You scared me though...I was lost for a minute. It happens! lol
ONCE YOU GET A BUNCH OF FUCKING WOMEN SITTING AROUND TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY POPPED OUT THEIR BRATS, YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY. I JUST ABOUT GOT FUCKING KILLED ONCE FOR MAKING FUN OF MY WORTHLESS WIFE AND HER EQUALLY WORTHLESS FUCKING GODDAMN FRIEND FOR THAT.
Xxyxz:
As far as I know Perez posted that. I dont know if MK did.
anyway I'm Sowy if i hurt your feelings!
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:05pm.
Great game! I am not a Eagles fan, just a NY hater LOL
Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:56pm.
I want to be an earth mother. (does it mean that i will turn lesbo?)
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I dunno. Maybe.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:05pm.
The eagles just won! and John Melendez has to shave his head tomorrow on Leno cuz he lost his bet with Kevin Ubanks! Don't ask me why, but I'm very excited... LOL
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Dude - this is DListed. I think we all totally get "why":)
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Leandra: "It's always amazing to me when people manage to be good friends with their old lovers."
MY ex- fiance and I are very good friends 5 years later.(we were together for 5 years and engaged and living together for 4)
I think it depends what the reason for the breakup is, in my case was not lying cheating or anyhting like that, just 2 people who grew apart
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:05pm.
Thank you!
The eagles just won! and John Melendez has to shave his head tomorrow on Leno cuz he lost his bet with Kevin Ubanks! Don't ask me why, but I'm very excited... LOL
OMG!! What a game! I think I just jizzed in my McNabb jersey!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
But you know what? I do have to give MK props, and maybe...mmmmaybe a rest, cuz his posts this week were smokin' and plentiful. I totally noticed that.
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Submitted by Leandra: "It's always amazing to me when people manage to be good friends with their old lovers."
OMG, this is my ex-BF, who I lived with for 6 years! We're still friends. He's always stayed friendly with ALL his exes. Not like we talk all the time, but we stay in touch.
When we were together (we were 18 when we met), it made me CRAZY that he was still friends with his high school girlfriends. But after we broke up, I joined the "ex club". He's still friends with his ex-wife, who he married after we broke up! We're all on his FaceBook! There were a bunch of us at his birthday party one year.
Thing is, he's just a really nice guy, and the women in his life are *ahem* terrific people, too! And no, there's no lingering lust or anything - he's just a cool person.
PrincessZ
I have no clue. :? Does somebody post using my avvie?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:01pm.
I, hereby, declare this The Open Post!
Thank you!
The eagles just won! and John Melendez has to shave his head tomorrow on Leno cuz he lost his bet with Kevin Ubanks! Don't ask me why, but I'm very excited... LOL
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:56pm.
I want to be an earth mother. (does it mean that i will turn lesbo?)
Damn, I bet MK is cleaning his bathroom now after making his way through his apartment with his cleaning apron on!
Later hookers!
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Dick happens! - MK
@ Smurf
And don't let anyone manipulate you into believing that you should be 'here' or at 'this point' in your life. Many folks make decisions based on what other people tell them their life is supposed to be. Bad move. Do YOUR thing. Enjoy your life as you see fit!
Is there a booger in my nose?
Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:59pm.
Of course I am!!! right? :(
@Dreamy
Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:52pm.
Good Luck!!!! I really hope you are! And if you have a girl will you name her Christina?
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I second that emotion. Good luck, sweetie.
Christina is lovely - just as long as you don't call her Xtina (sorry xxyxz, considering your handle). Got enough wacky names out there, already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxc8Sm0nXpE
I, hereby, declare this The Open Post!
MK - get yourself a houseboy!
How about this guy?
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27857
I totally thought he was your houseboy, already.
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Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:56pm.
YeAh I'm 27, and I'm NOT planning on having kids any time soon.
I don't think is a question of how old one is, just on how you step up to the plate to do what is best for your family
Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:50pm.
(giving you the side eye) Oki Doki then, it's just that your avie is recognized with P.H
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WAit... what? You're kidding right?
I don't mind Charlotte Church except her music and tv shows, but let's be honest here. She seems alright apart from that, gotta love the Welsh. It's a shame I get such a gay vibe from her husband though ...
Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:50pm.
(giving you the side eye) Oki Doki then, it's just that your avie is recognized with P.H
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:37pm.
You're kidding? Two people in one day?!
BTW - when you were living in the forest (?) with your baby, did you ever think that you'd turn out to be a lezzie pedophile?
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I know, right?!?
No - back then I was all Earth Mother.
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God Bless her STSmurfU! I can hardly believe I'm a parent and I'm like..er..25
Is there a booger in my nose?
My sister had 3 kids by the time she was 19, she got married at 15 and now 23 years later, she is happily married and with a little one who is 5 years old.
she is CRAZY! but a wonderfull mother and wife.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:47pm.
@ angel,
Lol, that's so sweet! I went to book shop today and spent 3 hours in the 'Children and Baby' section writing
down the names of every book I want to buy for my child. The assistant thought I was nuts.
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Ahhh...she doesn't know you like we do;)
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MK GET RID OF THIS GODDAMN FUCKING FAT COW. CHRIST. PASSEED OUT FOR THREE FUCKING HOURS AND IT IS STILL MOTHERFUCKING THERE.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:37pm.
You're kidding? Two people in one day?!
BTW - when you were living in the forest (?) with your baby, did you ever think that you'd turn out to be a lezzie pedophile? Sorry, You Tube not on topic but I'm laughing my head off.
Snakeinthegrassanarchist (or whatever) is a tad weird. You know that you can see the comments by clicking on the first word and running your mouse down the whole illegible thing, right? Then it all becomes clear. Yeah, I'm stating the obvious to you, aren't I?
Okay - I'll listen to that song again if it will get G-d off my back. :) I'm going to listen to Charlotte Church singing "If I Loved You".
Dreamy
Good Luck!!!! I really hope you are! And if you have a girl will you name her Christina?
MK!!!! I need an open post!!!
PrincessZ
I never really thought that Perez was all that funny. I LOVE M.K and I'm glad I found this site
@ Dreamy
LOL..OY the body changes the emotional changes. Not being able to run after throwing grenades, etc. Those are some of the joys of pregnancy. Not to mention cute lil bebbehs.
@ Dreamy
LOL..OY the body changes the emotional changes. Not being able to run after throwing grenades, etc. Those are some of the joys of pregnancy. Not to mention cute lil bebbehs.
"Submitted by roxie on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:47pm.
The hubby is cute. 22 is very young nowadays to have 2 kids."
My friend was already knocked up with her third kid at 22. Now at 26, she just had her fourth one!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
The hubby is cute. 22 is very young nowadays to have 2 kids.
@ Zappy,
That's so cute!
That is the one thing I'm worried about during pregnancy - the mood wings. I already have the most amazing mood swings on earth anyway, I don't need them to be worse because I'm pregnant.
@ MadameLollipop,
That's so cool.
@ xxyxz,
I'm not sure. If I had a quid for every time I thought I was and I wasn't. :0( I want to be, so bad. I've not had my period yet and while one part says "dont hold your breath, it's on it's way" another part of me says "please God, let me pregnant!". Damnit I want morning sickness so I can be sure! lol
@ angel,
Lol, that's so sweet! I went to book shop today and spent 3 hours in the 'Children and Baby' section writing down the names of every book I want to buy for my child. The assistant thought I was nuts.
@ Lindalou,
So I'm not crazy to when I say the first thought I had after being with the bf was "I'm pregnant"? thank goodness! lol
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
I don't know who this chick is and she just looks like a beached whale trying desperately to get at some food or something... Quite embarrassing...
Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:27pm.
Sweetie, I know where you're coming from, I used to go to perez too. But no more. he is copying MK too much and doesn't even do it right. and i hate it how he sucks on Wonky. It's never dead in here. the posts may not be flowing but both discussions and posts are far more entertaining.