Sunday, January 11th 2009

Charlotte Church Had Another One Of Those Baby Things!

Here's yet another baby announcement without the damn name! This better not be a trend, because the name is all we really care about. Well, I just care to see how fucked up it is.

Yeah so, a little baby boy pranced out of 22-year-old Charlotte Church's vagina door just after midnight today at her home. Church on a Sunday! Sorry. The Daily Mail says Charlotte gave birth in a birthing pool with the help of two midwives. Damn 20/20! Reading about Char busting out a baby in a birthing pool makes me think of that ho having an orgasm while giving birth. I'm totally picturing Char screaming "Oh, God! Hallelujah! A little to the right. That's the spot! Bring it hoooooome!" while pushing out her baby. I will never forgive 20/20 for bringing this into my life.

Charlotte's website said her new baby friend weighed in at 7lb 5oz. This is Charlotte and Gavin Henson's second kid together. They have a 16-month daughter named Ruby.

I hope they name Onyx in keeping with the gemstone theme. Or maybe Tiger's Eye. Yeah, I like that one.

I'm sure Char is already drunk and working on her next baby! She'll be knocked up again by midnight! Weeeeeee!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:13pm.

It is fixed!!!! bastards
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i believe the word you're looking for is
BASTIDS!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:13pm.

It is fixed!!!! bastards. But if M.K doesn't win, It's because we didn't vote enough

just sayin'
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'Zactly. xox

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Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:43pm.

That sounds like poetry!

Thanks, Zappy! What I'd rather be doing is waxing poetic about a Caribbean sunset with my feet in the warm water, one hand on my husband, and the other on a dark rum beverage. Waiting for the green flash.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:07pm.

well said. amen to that
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Thanks, sweets!
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It is fixed!!!! bastards. But if M.K doesn't win, It's because we didn't vote enough

just sayin'

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Hi joe! I'm thinking Mount Vesuvius proportions. :)

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:08pm.

yeah, it is disturbing. it does take your mind off the here and now for a while

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Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:02pm.

Farrah

*kisses* How are you today love?
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Hi girl!

@STSU: cómo estás?

beeshes, have you been to whatever the hell that Oh No They Didn't thing?
This bitch is fixed. There is NO WAY some site nobody has heard about can be winning by such a HUGE difference!
Let's grab our shanks and show 'em beeshes that Dsluts mean BIDNESS!!

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Submitted by impacted waste on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:53pm.
LOL! The hub and I were just joking about those commercials. I imagine the pain will return in a rectal way tomorrow morning. You're my hero! I don't have the guts, (literally or figuratively), to eat an Angry Burger.

Burger King should not fuck around. They should go all the way with this "masochist menu". Throw in some super-salt fries, and an Angry Beverage, where there's a built in straw that pokes you in the eye every time you try to cool the burn or slake your salt thirst.

BTW, GO EAGLES! Was that game awesome or what?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:05pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:00pm.

On another topic, i remember you bringing up the crime writer Ann Rule one day. i LOVE ann rule! i have a signed copy of 'death before sunset(or sunrise?)'
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I have to admit that it's not my favourite genre,(so disturbing) but I do love her research skills and attention to detail. My Mum is a huge fan of hers and when I visit (in Australia) I inevitably end up borrowing some of her A.R. books. I think she probably has most of them.

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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.

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Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:00pm.

well said. amen to that

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:00pm.

On another topic, i remember you bringing up the crime writer Ann Rule one day. i LOVE ann rule! i have a signed copy of 'death before sunset(or sunrise?)'

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Hey Farrah! wassap girl!

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C'MON YOU BITCHES....VOTE FOR MK OR I'LL SHOW UP AT YOUR WORKPLACE AND LET YOUR BOSS KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING INSTEAD OF WORKING.

http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Farrah

*kisses* How are you today love?

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:43pm.

LOL! I'm sorry! I see the observatory now. I saw a winter hat with a stripe in the middle. I thought your stars were snowflakes!
I guess all this snow in Chicago is getting to me
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That sounds like poetry!

Is there a booger in my nose?

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:48pm.

JOE SHOME IM JUST JOKING AROUND. I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE. SHE IS A GREAT WOMAN.
I FUCKING HOPE THE GOODNESS AND GREATNESS THAT IS ISRAEL MAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING TOWELHEADS PICK THEIR TEETH OUT OF THEIR FUCKING FECES.
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1) Cholly, i'm glad you have the balls to admit you love your wife. You talk so much about "the roast" that i bet she takes very good care of you. I want some roast!

2) Thanks for praising Israel. But Cholly, remember this is a special operation to get rid once and for all of the BAD GUYS. Hezbollah and all those coward terrorist that ran to hide to the Gaza strip. Please be careful when talking about the rest of the Muslim/Middle Eastern world, because, even tho i am Jewish and i will stand by my beloved Israel, not every Muslim is a terrorist. But due to a bunch of cowards who have been attacking Israel for years, and then did that horrible crime on 9/11, it's hard for most of you guys not to feel anger towards the Muslim word. Let's pray to G'd it'll be over soon.
*end rant*

ON TOPIIIIICCC: girl, give your body a break!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:59pm
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Ummm..wouldn't want to be in within 100 sq. kms of that evacuation.

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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.

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Submitted by impacted waste on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:53pm.

I celebrated the Eagles win with an Angry Whopper and I'm already blasting sewage farts and my belly is gurgling . A Banana Cream Pie Blizzard should round out the evening .
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I guess it's safe to assume that you won't be impacted for much longer. :)

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:48pm
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Well Cholly, that's good to know (that you're kidding) As for the whole political thing with Israel - I'm outta here.

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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:46pm.
Why is MK so far behind in the voting? There were 16,000 plus votes for the last Hot Slut nomination, and only 2,000 something for MK?

COME ON, PEOPLE. ROCK THE VOTE!

Amen sista!

Flatsy Don't worry... I've had the same thing happen to me! It sucks when people think you're
hallucinating

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:36pm.

All I can think is that you're looking at last year's. It is confusing though.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:52pm.

fyi - it helps to clean out your cookie cache before going to vote

http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:52pm.
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I noticed that. I don't think I've ever been to the blog that's winning. Things that make you go, "Hmmmm...."

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:52pm.

Me too DEB! I think that thing is fixed.

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I celebrated the Eagles win with an Angry Whopper and I'm already blasting sewage farts and my belly is gurgling . A Banana Cream Pie Blizzard should round out the evening .

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:48pm.

haha! well, the avie can be whatever we want to be i guess! (like a poem)

;)

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:46pm.

Something's goofy. IG. I've been trying to vote and it's telling me it's been less than 24 hours since I voted, but it hasn't been.
MK seems to be down by 2500 votes.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:28pm.
ARe you dlisting from an iphone? That used to happen to me a lot from my iphone

No, just my laptop. I thought I was stroking out there, for a minute.

ITA w/ you & Hysteria on ONTD, that site sucks.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:46pm.

i know!! we should be lots more numbers!

Vote MK/Dlisted for BEST BLOGGIE 2008

Go right now!

http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

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JOE SHOME IM JUST JOKING AROUND. I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE. SHE IS A GREAT WOMAN. BUT PRINCESS ZOEY I AM NOT JOKING ABOUT GODDAMN FUCKING THIS. I FUCKING HOPE THE GOODNESS AND GREATNESS THAT IS ISRAEL MAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING TOWELHEADS PICK THEIR TEETH OUT OF THEIR FUCKING FECES. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT PRESIDENT WONT HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:43pm.

LOL! I'm sorry! I see the observatory now. I saw a winter hat with a stripe in the middle. I thought your stars were snowflakes!
I guess all this snow in Chicago is getting to me.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Why is MK so far behind in the voting? There were 16,000 plus votes for the last Hot Slut nomination, and only 2,000 something for MK?

COME ON, PEOPLE. ROCK THE VOTE!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:40pm.

An all PA Super Bowl would be SICK!!! I fucking love the Steelers, as long as they're not playing the Eagles, nahmeen?

My first husband was from Pittsburgh. His first ex-wife is my BF, and I've remained close with my step-kids, (27 and 31, not kids!), and their family.
There would be quite a bit of cross-state trash talk if that happened!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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@Deb - hey there! my little avie is actually supposed to be an astronomical observatory surrounded by stars. heheee! it does look like a football helmet though.

when you said the 'eagles' won, i thought you meant the BAND - eagles! (hotel california) haha!

@Angel - i wish that other site hadn't been included in the contest. not fair!

:D

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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:26pm.

She appears to have a barely legal stalker.

Angel, would you like to put that site up for them? I'm not that good at cut and paste (on purpose since I didn't ask you, first).
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Um..no. All that is so embarrassing. For everyone. He's really quite sweet and very much a child:) (He's 18!!!)

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:18pm.

ONCE YOU GET A BUNCH OF FUCKING WOMEN SITTING AROUND TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY POPPED OUT THEIR BRATS, YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY. I JUST ABOUT GOT FUCKING KILLED ONCE FOR MAKING FUN OF MY WORTHLESS WIFE AND HER EQUALLY WORTHLESS FUCKING GODDAMN FRIEND FOR THAT.
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Cholly, as contradictory as this sounds, I like it when you're lovin' on TL, not so much when you're slagging on your wife who gave birth to Cholly Jr. Just sayin'

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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.

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@ Mustang Sally,

I'm loving these stories :D

I'd be happy with one, I'd live five or six (or more), but right now I'd settle for one.

@ Zappy,

Lol, I know, even though I'm dreading the mood swings I can't way to say "Not my fault, blame it on the baby!" lol

@ xxyxz,

Thanks! Me too, If I am, you guys will be the first to know that's for sure! Maybe as a middle name. I have a short list of 60 names for daughter. I do know that if I have a son, it's either going to be "Mark" or "Arthur".

@ angel,

:0)

~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~

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Submitted by princesszoey on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:33pm.

Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:26pm.

She's not a lezzie? angel_i, you promissed me something for my Peqeuna vote!!!

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Why does everybody think sexy right away when they talk to me? Yeesh!;p

Ciao, bella (;x)

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:11pm.
What a game! I think I just jizzed in my McNabb jersey!

hahahahaha. How bizarre would an all-PA final be? (I know, long way to go yet.)

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Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:35pm.

me toooo!! that other site is like a gossip walmart. lots of locations, cheap. mk is the best for sure

;D

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From January 1, 2008 until 10:00 PM Eastern Standard Time (GMT-5) on Friday, January 11, anyone could nominate their favorite weblogs.

That Sunday, January 13, 200 randomly selected voters received an e-mail. It will list the weblogs that have received the most nominations in ten categories.

Last year...

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Love you all

Peace!!! out :)

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:35pm.

Hysteria, I love your weather-appropriate logo! I can't speak for others, but I am so psyched about the Eagles' victory, I need to chill a bit before I go watch the Steelers/Chargers.
So what were we talking about? ;)~

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Yeehaw, Lazy Sunday Afternoon!
She's A Human (Leave Britney Alone) feat. Chris Crocker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7lD8fX03yk

Please, please, please....

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http://2008.bloggies.com/

You guys go there and scroll down!!!
It says MK won!!!
I tought it was untill the 13th!!!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:33pm.

Couldnt get that Oh no they did't crap. weired!

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sorry to bud in. i actually did read most of the thread, but by the time i got to the end i forgot what the current conversation was!

i think people are watching football games.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:33pm

ITA... That site sucks. I had no idea how popular M.K really is though... I hope he wins!

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Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:32pm.

Goodbye Comrade :)