Charlotte Church Had Another One Of Those Baby Things!
Here's yet another baby announcement without the damn name! This better not be a trend, because the name is all we really care about. Well, I just care to see how fucked up it is.
Yeah so, a little baby boy pranced out of 22-year-old Charlotte Church's vagina door just after midnight today at her home. Church on a Sunday! Sorry. The Daily Mail says Charlotte gave birth in a birthing pool with the help of two midwives. Damn 20/20! Reading about Char busting out a baby in a birthing pool makes me think of that ho having an orgasm while giving birth. I'm totally picturing Char screaming "Oh, God! Hallelujah! A little to the right. That's the spot! Bring it hoooooome!" while pushing out her baby. I will never forgive 20/20 for bringing this into my life.
Charlotte's website said her new baby friend weighed in at 7lb 5oz. This is Charlotte and Gavin Henson's second kid together. They have a 16-month daughter named Ruby.
I hope they name Onyx in keeping with the gemstone theme. Or maybe Tiger's Eye. Yeah, I like that one.
I'm sure Char is already drunk and working on her next baby! She'll be knocked up again by midnight! Weeeeeee!
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They're calling him Dexter(I love that show)
I watched that 20/20 thing..that lady was crazy & her reaction was hilarious
I remember when her PR described her as " the voice of an angel" . Maybe a fat little cherub-angel no.
Congrats to them!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 5:48pm.
JOE SHOME IM JUST JOKING AROUND. I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE. SHE IS A GREAT WOMAN. BUT PRINCESS ZOEY I AM NOT JOKING ABOUT GODDAMN FUCKING THIS. I FUCKING HOPE THE GOODNESS AND GREATNESS THAT IS ISRAEL MAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING TOWELHEADS PICK THEIR TEETH OUT OF THEIR FUCKING FECES. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT PRESIDENT WONT HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT! but I agree with farrah,It is not the palestinians people we have problem with, it's the Hamas and Hizballa. unlike our enemies, we do not get excited and jizz when civilians get kllled, but then again when the terorists hide in Hospitals and in schools the innocents get hurt.
I like Arabs and muslims and respect their rich culture. it's the extremist that we will fuck. NO LUBE WILL BE INVOLVED! GUARANTEED!
Submitted by MzSassy on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:43pm.
Farrah, you're Jewish!?!?! Oh yeah!! HIGH FIVE!! Body slam!! ::looks around nervously:: Maybe the body slam was too much :/ lol...but yeah, I'm Jewish too ;)
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WHOOO HOOO! girls, I'm the Jewishest Jew Who ever Jewed!
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if charlotte is keeping with gemstone names, then i would like to suggest bloodstone...because it's just as silly as any name she might pick for her baby...
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Charlotte gives me the hoof and mouth disease vibe. Gaw.
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I just can't quit this place! I need dlisted detox. What can I say? *sigh* lol
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Submitted by on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:21pm.
YAAAAAAYYYY!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I'm actually embarrassed for her. UGH.
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Submitted by MzSassy on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 7:43pm.
Farrah, you're Jewish!?!?!
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ME?? i'm the Jewesses! i wear Jewess Jeans, hell i'm JEWLICIOUS!
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Farrah, you're Jewish!?!?! Oh yeah!! HIGH FIVE!! Body slam!! ::looks around nervously:: Maybe the body slam was too much :/ lol...but yeah, I'm Jewish too ;)
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:09pm.
masochist
It is a masochist menu yes indeed. I made the mistake of getting one of those huge sausage bacon egg hashbrown and cheese sandwiches one morning when I was particularly ravenous and I literally started having chest pains from all the sodium and fat. The only thing I'll eat from BK is just a simple Jr and small fry.
Dude! BK rules the fast food world in fat and calories. I too can only handle a Whopper Jr, (a happy one!) about twice a year.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
no photos but the names and age . It's a small world , I am always seeing peoples names I know or knew . I googled an old friends name and came up with the local sheriff's website and a warrant for her arrest including her DOB and recent addresses .
fat and fat boobs are just vile!
Charlotte Church used to be so adorable and precious. I guess they grow out of that stage when they hit about 16, grow ginormous breasts, and start birthin' babies... ::dryly stated:: :o/ LoL
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
impacted waste, do they publish the names and photos of DUI's where you live? They used to do it where I'm from but I don't know why they stopped. I thought is was a great idea. Public shame is a great deterrent, IMO.
Anything salacious is suitable bathroom reading . Tomorrow I'll check out the local paper for the weekend DUIs . Obits are good ,too .
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:48pm
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Hahahahhaah!!! Of course! I forgot about your hwat obsession for ginges!
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
@islandgirl. Yes, Toto toilets. they are pricey but have not used a plunger
since. it's amazing what can come out of a kid!! sorry, TMI
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:45pm.
@Farrah: No, no, no - he's reported, silly!
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mmmm.... ok. Cause chu kno'..... i cut chu!
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joe, it's simple. Anne is a hwat ginge! And I read those books so long ago that I can't remember who did what. OK, it was last week. :)
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:44pm.
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Ha, Ha joe shmoe, i think we have the same issues, finally made a wise
investment---Toto toilets!!
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Ahh you too? Delightful isn't it? I have to stop running away, squawking every time they emerge from the bathroom, I'll probably give them some kind of poopoo phobia. I'm a little nervous to ask, but what is a toto toilet?
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Judging from this photograph, Charlotte is a solid mountain of flesh with obvious oral talents.
Congratulations on being Britain's number one baby factory.
Regards,
David
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:46pm.
oh yea, on topic,
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No! Ugh. I give up.
Honestly, I don't know how people protest shit all day. It's boring and tiring.
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Mr. Peterson... Toto toilets?
oh yea, on topic, i can't believe what's become of her. for some
unknown reason we have her first/only christmas cd. she looked so
angelic on the cover and now.....not so much.
@Farrah: No, no, no - he's reported, silly!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:34pm.
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Well, I dunno. I've read a few of them too, and they scared the shit out of me. Oh wait, that was Anne of Green Gables. :)
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Marilla scared the bejesus outta me. Did you cry when Joseph died? Have you heard of the gazillion Japanese tourists that descend on P.E.I. every year in the summer? She is HUGE in Japan. Some of the tourists drift this way, probably by accident and wonder aimlessly on Main St. with the "Anne" straw hat and fake orange braids on their heads. Seriously. They buy those things and wear them *everywhere*.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:13pm
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hahahahahahaha....ahhh yes I fear a job that no man-made toilet was built to handle...(YUK!!) I'm sure my sons could make Impacted Waste look like an amateur.
Ha, Ha joe shmoe, i think we have the same issues, finally made a wise
investment---Toto toilets!!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Thornhill on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:37pm.
She's lumpy...
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Submitted by Thornhill on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:37pm.
She's lumpy...
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You too! It ain't no kinda mutiny if we don't all work together!
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Submitted by roxie on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:35pm.
So, she's had her second kid and still isn't married. It sounds like they aren't gonna get married any time soon.
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She's lumpy...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:34pm.
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Well, I dunno. I've read a few of them too, and they scared the shit out of me. Oh wait, that was Anne of Green Gables. :)
So, she's had her second kid and still isn't married. It sounds like they aren't gonna get married any time soon.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:28pm.
Jesus, MK, post something new. I'm sick of seeing this cornrowed sea cow.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Submitted by impacted waste on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:28pm.
On/Off topic ; those Ann Rule books do make for great bathroom reading
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You think? I would think that they'd be a tad too terrifying to facilitate ahhh..you know..your favourite subject.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Submitted by xxyxz on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:29pm.
I've been around.
Mike
me too!
where hae you been? I haven't seen you around that much anymore
On/Off topic ; those Ann Rule books do make for great bathroom reading .
Jesus, MK, post something new. I'm sick of seeing this cornrowed sea cow.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:09pm.
masochist
It is a masochist menu yes indeed. I made the mistake of getting one of those huge sausage bacon egg hashbrown and cheese sandwiches one morning when I was particularly ravenous and I literally started having chest pains from all the sodium and fat. The only thing I'll eat from BK is just a simple Jr and small fry.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:19pm.
Exactly. It makes the Penny Saver seem spicy.
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Bastids!!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:13pm
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hahahahahahaha....ahhh yes I fear a job that no man-made toilet was built to handle...(YUK!!) I'm sure my sons could make Impacted Waste look like an amateur.
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When Judge Margaret Richards asked the accused if he had anything to say, he replied "I like your hair". He was sentenced to 115 days in jail.
Hi Sheeps! When you say gossip 'reporting', you mean cut and paste, right? Oh well, at least the Pigster is in the cellar, which is right where he belongs.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:16pm.
I agree, sheeps. Oh No They Didn't is beginning to take on a different meaning!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh No They Didn't is just straight gossip reporting: hookups, divorces, arrests, projects... The bloggers have no flair or even creative input.
I visit a lot of gossip blogs yet I never visit that one--no reason to.
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