Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Pissypants!
Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug are officially man and methface! Everyone, piss your pants in honor of this glorious marriage! Go ahead, let is flow! That's what Fuggie would want.
People says that the two made it legal at some grapeyard in Malibu. By People's description, the wedding sounds like some tacky shit. Fuggie wore Dolce & Gabbana and carried a bouquet of white flowers, crystals meth rocks. She had 10 bridesmaids all dressed in black. The reception tent was filled with forest trees and lights.
The guests included Becky Romjin Lettuce, Jerry O'Connell, AC Slater, Kid Pebble, Slash, Kate Hudson, Vanessa Marcil and some other stupid whores. That guest list is probably going to be the cast of Dancing with the Has-Beens in like 5 years. Real talk.
If Fuggie didn't invite her bitches from Wild Orchid and Kids Inc., she has a heart of caca (and meth). Actually, they probably were there. They served canapes during cocktail hour.
I'm sure Josh and Fuggie's marital union will last foreeeeever. Or until Josh meets and falls in love with this hot methface.
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I guess what Jeffro said a long time ago was true. Some guys really do think they can fix a meth whore with no bladder control. (well, I paraphrased)
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
Mario Lopez was on Kids Incorporated.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:49pm.
But check this vid about crystal meth. Not for the feint of heart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UJ9hvDhG8c&feature=PlayList&p=9E5E68F081...
Check it - it's made by a Christian Rapper from Winnipeg...
How appropriate. Few things go together like meth and born-agains.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:46pm.
Hi DeeDee and good evening all you hot sluts!
*gets all touchy feely with DeeDee*
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As a wedding gift, she was given a gold plated bidet with diamond accents...cause she's KLASSY like that.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
ouch
WELL FERGIE YOU LOOK ALL RIGHT TO ME. JUST GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING NECKLESS AND FUCKING BRACELET AND FUCKING RING AND WE WILL BE REAL FUCKING SQUARE.
StOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! It was a long time ago! She's better now! Leave Fergie ALoOoOoOoOoOoONE!
But check this vid about crystal meth. Not for the feint of heart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UJ9hvDhG8c&feature=PlayList&p=9E5E68F081...
Check it - it's made by a Christian Rapper from Winnipeg, of all places! And it's really more like rock than anything. It's really touching.
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VOTE FOR MK EVERY DAY!
So instead of a golden shower, did they celebrate their nuptials with brown showers?
Jerry O'Connell is looking way rough these days.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I'm guessing her wedding colors were yellow and ivory.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:44pm.
I'm sure Kid Rock and Fergie were standing side-by-side taking a wizz against a tree.
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hahahahaha! Hey Mani!
D&G slit the wedding dress so Fergie could cartwheel down the aisle.
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Verlaine was always chasing Rimbauds. (DP)
My wedding gift to them will be a couple of bottle of Oxyclean to get out those tough urine stains.
that's a piece o crap dress she's wearing
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:43pm.
Hey Sockie!
I'm sure Kid Rock and Fergie were standing side-by-side taking a wizz against a tree.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:39pm.
...and a rivulet of urine was seen running down her leg as she uttered, "I do!"
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LOL! Something tells me that when she sees a fire hydrant...she gets a little excited and has an urge to lift her leg and...well, you know!
Hi, Mike! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Many golden showers for the bride and groom.
He is so cute! I am sure he could do soooo much better than this little ugly-druggie!
OMFG! Kid Pebble! ROFLMAO!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
She used to be so pretty. WTF happened?
I always wanted to get married in a sunlit vineyard in Napa valley. Our wedding was nice (it was on a boat) but I wanted the vineyard.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I can't tell if MK means graveyard or vineyard.
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Verlaine was always chasing Rimbauds. (DP)
...and a rivulet of urine was seen running down her leg as she uttered, "I do!"
Oh, lordy!! Bridesmaids dressed in black is sooo three years ago!! You would think Fuggie would do better. Tacky!!
they got lucky- it was a magnificent day here in L.A. Outdoor weddings in January are quite the crapshoot.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch