Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Pissypants!
Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug are officially man and methface! Everyone, piss your pants in honor of this glorious marriage! Go ahead, let is flow! That's what Fuggie would want.
People says that the two made it legal at some grapeyard in Malibu. By People's description, the wedding sounds like some tacky shit. Fuggie wore Dolce & Gabbana and carried a bouquet of white flowers, crystals meth rocks. She had 10 bridesmaids all dressed in black. The reception tent was filled with forest trees and lights.
The guests included Becky Romjin Lettuce, Jerry O'Connell, AC Slater, Kid Pebble, Slash, Kate Hudson, Vanessa Marcil and some other stupid whores. That guest list is probably going to be the cast of Dancing with the Has-Beens in like 5 years. Real talk.
If Fuggie didn't invite her bitches from Wild Orchid and Kids Inc., she has a heart of caca (and meth). Actually, they probably were there. They served canapes during cocktail hour.
I'm sure Josh and Fuggie's marital union will last foreeeeever. Or until Josh meets and falls in love with this hot methface.
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They say a woman never looks more beautiful than on her wedding day. Apparently it doesn't work for she-males.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
...aw Tigelilly, you have an admirer! (among many of course)....except this one is doing life....aside from that Charlie seems like a heck of a guy - what a mind!....I can see why he's draw to you, what with your razor sharp wit AND paws....who could shank a bitch better than you?...so, you've got to ask yourself just one question: do I get a restraining order, or go for it?.....now I know why women fall for prisoners...at least Charlie anyway...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Maybe they hired a professional Piss Boy for the wedding. Just walks around with her all day *just in case*
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:54pm.
ON T: Peeing Angel figurines decorated the tables at the wedding reception.
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They did NOT!
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We told you not to pee in the port-a-potty..but, nooooo. Turns out ..hidden cam...somebody took a pic! The wedding planner gave her a few choices. Fergie picked...YOU!! LOL!
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Ack! That's brutal. Do you have any idea how stoopit I look in a port-a-potty? Ugh!
LeaveFergieA, LeaveFergieA, LeaveFergie A-Lo-o-one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7lD8fX03yk
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Josh is too hot for this no-neck methface....EWWWW!
STFU!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:54pm.
ON T: Peeing Angel figurines decorated the tables at the wedding reception.
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They did NOT!
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We told you not to pee in the port-a-potty..but, nooooo. Turns out ..hidden cam...somebody took a pic! The wedding planner gave her a few choices. Fergie picked...YOU!! LOL!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:00pm.
yep...and just wait until she announces she's pregnant..
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with twins, of course.
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naturally...and i hope they name them crystal meth and mari juana...if they're girls...
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sounds classy
i hope she reminds herself how lucky she is every day!!
www.thatshideous.com
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:54pm.
ON T: Peeing Angel figurines decorated the tables at the wedding reception.
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They did NOT!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:45pm.
O with the links! Come here so I can slap you!
You mean like the 2 links in your siggy and your frequent UTubey links?
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NO! Because they are NOT links defaming my dear Fergie! Poo!
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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:58pm.
yep...and just wait until she announces she's pregnant..
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with twins, of course.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:45pm.
O with the links! Come here so I can slap you!
You mean like the 2 links in your siggy and your frequent UTubey links?
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Verlaine was always chasing Rimbauds. (DP)
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:55pm.
I am not sure what she does for him, but I bet she takes it everywhere...
yep...and just wait until she announces she's pregnant...i swear i will barf when they say make the "we're over the moon" statement...
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:49pm.
He's an Information Whoreway.
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good one, dear!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Fergie gives hope to fug-ass methfaces everywhere that they, too, can end up marrying a total hottie someday. Ugh.
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:48pm.
i still say josh is way too hot for fergie, but his dick must love some methface pussy...
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OMG! I so agree with you, letinstar. He is so good-looking and she is so ugly. I just don't get her face. I have never seen anyone with such a low forehead. It is so very bizarre. I am not sure what she does for him, but I bet she takes it everywhere...
Ugh, what does he see in her? He must have a douche personality, because he's a decent looking guy who should be able to do better than her in every way.
Charlie M., I think pugs might not smell as much because they are short-haired but, honestly, I have the same fear that you do and that is why I cannot yet bring myself to own a dog. Like a dog, I have a really sensitive sense of smell and dog scent tends to gross me out.
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We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
Seriously though, based on Sheeps' link: I just don't understand how you can piss yourself on stage or anywhere really. If you were blind raging drunk even, wouldn't you pass out before you pissed yourself?
Mrs. K.,
He's an Information Whoreway.
i still say josh is way too hot for fergie, but his dick must love some methface pussy...
and i'm laughing because the biggest star guest is ac slater!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:45pm.
O with the links! Come here so I can slap you!
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I think Sheeps is an information professional wannabe
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Thanks Sheeps, now I am not in the dark on that one.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:42pm.
Devilgirl: She wet herself onstage. Here's a link:
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O with the links! Come here so I can slap you!
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Devilgirl: She wet herself onstage. Here's a link:
http://dlisted.com/node/7746#comments
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Verlaine was always chasing Rimbauds. (DP)
Ok, what is the deal with Fergie and pee references? Would someone please fill me in?
@smirfytyme:
Seriously - watch this. You will NEVER consider doing meth again.
But check this vid about crystal meth. Not for the feint of heart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UJ9hvDhG8c&feature=PlayList&p=9E5E68F081...
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Submitted by smirfytyme on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:28pm.
Even worse, your a schizoid.
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Uh...maybe that's why you lurves me? *sock monkey smile*
ON T: They don't sleep on a waterbed for fear Fergie might feel the urge to pee the minute the bed starts rolling.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Is it strange that after visiting the Meth Info site, I feel a strange urge to try it? Those hot meth faces are the only thing stopping me.
Submitted by moosh on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:23pm.
Was Depends the sponsor?
I don't know, but if they ever have a kid together all three of them will be fighting over the diapers.
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Was Depends the sponsor?
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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That faces of meth link may be the hottest site I have ever been to. Their faces are rotting off! Shit! The three year progressed chick looks like she aged ten. Thanks MK!
rojorojorojo!!!!
Honestly, Josh Duhamel is such a hot piece!
I think this guy was the inspiration for Robert Pattinson's 'do.
http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/photo_9.htm...
Those faces of Meth are some scary shit. They should hang a poster of these geniuses over at High Schools.
No methface on that site even approaches Wino's face when she was out at night in Camden.
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Verlaine was always chasing Rimbauds. (DP)
That would have been pretty great if in place of Fergie's bridesmaids they had placed 4 porta-johns standing along side her.
And Josh could have worn a Stadium Pal.
I wish they would have contacted me before the ceremony for input.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:59pm.
Why is Josh covering his crotch like that? Has he taken on Fergie's piss poor habits already?
Well, they did decide to forgo the porta-johns.
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hahahaha
I bet the reception line was about an eight ball long.
mike,
I don't know who that person is and really don't care for much that comes from a born-again voice, but that video was pretty nicely illustrative in the message about meth.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:59pm.
Why is Josh covering his crotch like that? Has he taken on Fergie's piss poor habits already?
Well, they did decide to forgo the porta-johns.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:57pm.
And she was the only one who had a toilet bowl seat at her table. *just in case*
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LMAO! That explains the grin on her face. Hi, Manimal! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I don't think her face looks too bad here...but usually 'shudder'
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Hey, Fergie was born in MK's hometown and is around the same age. I wonder if they know some of the same peeps?
I guess she's bound to get pregnant soon.
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Verlaine was always chasing Rimbauds. (DP)
Why is Josh covering his crotch like that? Has he taken on Fergie's piss poor habits already?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:58pm.
Hello my little love bug!!!
MUAH!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Mrs K.,
Me too. =(
I hope he is ok.
Sugaroo,
Yeh, he's douchey. Put pretty douchey.
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:44pm.
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*running & tripping over bunny bedroom slippers* *wrapping little sock monkey arms around you* Hi! Mrs. K! *handing you a small bouquet of daisies*
ON T:
Was it really gold tinted champagne that was flowing in the fountain next to the wedding cake?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:50pm.
As a wedding gift, she was given a gold plated bidet with diamond accents...cause she's KLASSY like that.
And she was the only one who had a toilet bowl seat at her table. *just in case*
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:52pm.
I miss Jeffro.
:(
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Clarisse, I just took off my glasses and looked that Fergie. Josh Douchemel looks like Jean-Claude van Douche!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.