Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Pissypants!
Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug are officially man and methface! Everyone, piss your pants in honor of this glorious marriage! Go ahead, let is flow! That's what Fuggie would want.
People says that the two made it legal at some grapeyard in Malibu. By People's description, the wedding sounds like some tacky shit. Fuggie wore Dolce & Gabbana and carried a bouquet of white flowers, crystals meth rocks. She had 10 bridesmaids all dressed in black. The reception tent was filled with forest trees and lights.
The guests included Becky Romjin Lettuce, Jerry O'Connell, AC Slater, Kid Pebble, Slash, Kate Hudson, Vanessa Marcil and some other stupid whores. That guest list is probably going to be the cast of Dancing with the Has-Beens in like 5 years. Real talk.
If Fuggie didn't invite her bitches from Wild Orchid and Kids Inc., she has a heart of caca (and meth). Actually, they probably were there. They served canapes during cocktail hour.
I'm sure Josh and Fuggie's marital union will last foreeeeever. Or until Josh meets and falls in love with this hot methface.
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Oh Josh, you could have done soooo much better.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
BARF! fergie and that josh dude, the CRACKHEAD on the other hand!~ HOT! faces of meth is one of my favs and makes me thank god that i'm way way to vain to take drugs only because it'll destroy my looks! p.s. i totally have a poltergiest in my house because when i typed god (i orginally typed whatever higher power) a cd from the top of my computer desk totally flew off the top and nearly hit my head! and my dog went nuts!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
BARF! fergie and that josh dude. THE CRACKHEAD on the other hand,.... HOT!~ faces of meth is one of my favs, and makes me thank god that i'm way too vain to take drugs because it'll destroy my looks!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
WAIT
Slash was there?
Holy shit, the things I would do to have Slash at my fucking wedding.
If you haven't read his book, you should.
I cannot believe he went to that wedding
Didn't Becky Roman Lettuce just have twins? How was she able to go to the wedding? Did she breastfeed in public? If she had a c-section/tummy tuck (so Hollyweird to do) she would still be laid up.
I just saw a story saying the wedding was at Point Dume and that guests were required to leave their cameras and cells behind before arriving at the locale. MK said it was at a vineyard but the only real vineyards are well inland, off the beach. Maybe some rich dude has three 30' rows of grapes.
Ugh! I thought Josh would have woken up to himself and found someone with a bit of class but he went through with it then. For people who said it was going to be a 'small intimate' wedding it looks as if a cast of hundreds were there going by the pics floating around and all the bridal party were in black as if in mourning...Anyway good luck to Mr and Mrs Pissypants, but I give it 18 months.....
gag..
The Faces of Meth shit...pics from my lovely Multnomah County here in Portland Oregon. Fuck. Figures.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
She's hot with a nice bod. Stop hating on her. I hope they are happy.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:45am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:39am.
I'm sure you've answered this but I keep missing the answer.
Who the hell are those two in your avie?
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It's MiserAlba and her hubby, Cash:)
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DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!
First Dexter marries his sister and NOW THIS SHIT!
*throws Gas bill at screen*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:39am.
I'm sure you've answered this but I keep missing the answer.
Who the hell are those two in your avie?
I can't sleep until I find out, so please tell me or I'll be sitting here drinking wine all night. Make that - more wine. :)
You've got mail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxc8Sm0nXpE
Those Faces of Meth look like they all have aids. With those nasty lesions on there faces. Uy. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
madam s - SO CLOSE
i was wondering why June Lockhart was sent into outer space only to do housework. I mean wtf was the robot for?
Then I thought about popcorn.
Then I thought about peeing but my fingers were greasey and didn't want to wash them twice so I'm just holding it and OMG!1 WE'RE BACK ON TOPIC!!
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:54pm.
Is the groom trying to cover up his pee stains in that picture?
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I'm a little ashamed to say I thought the same thing:(
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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:01am.
angel_i,
As an artist by trade "collective consciousness" is the bane of my existence.
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I feel THAT, hunny. I always be thinking I'm inventing shit that's already invented!
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"The guests included Becky Romjin Lettuce, Jerry O'Connell, AC Slater, Kid Pebble, Slash, Kate Hudson, Vanessa Marcil and some other stupid whores. "
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They're all stupid whores. And you're right, MK they are ALL going to be on Dancing with the stars. I'd actually pay to see Kid Pebble on that, seriously. Dance Redneck Dance!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
TITS,
You're thinking.... wait. Wait. It's coming to me...
You're wondering why in "Land of the Lost" the Marshall family CAN'T seem to alter the necessary crystals without waking the Sleestaks.
And then you were thinking: If bears hybernate all winter, do they stay awake all summer?
And then you thought: I think I have to pee.
GIRL, don't think I'm not on to you!
All right whores, I'm puttin' my nite nite clothes on...I love you all like yo' neglectful mama was 'spose to...No, really I do...
Naw, I'm just fuckin' wif you whores, I totally don't, but somebody out there does...kinda...sorta...yeah, not really...totally don't count on it...
Yeah, nite, nite, whores...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I looked at those faces of meth website...some of those methfaces looked weird before WTF?! I had no idea people picked their faces so much on that shit. I did meth for a few months like 8 years ago practically and never got that bad, I lost so much weight on that shit at went down to a size 2. I loved it for a little while but was trying to piece together my brain and life together again, it took a year or so to get back to normal. NEVER EVER do or EVEN TRY meth...that's the lesson I learned!
STFU!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:20am.
Just call me a hoser.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:12am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:09am.
it was either the hose or an industrial sized pencil.
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I know you were behind this, TITS...
Wait that sounded kind of hwat...
But no, this was a BEEETRAAAYAAAL...
TITS BETRAYED ME...
Wait that sounded kinda hot too...
No, TITS you got me all wet against my will...
Well, that just sounds right pornographic, doesen't it?
Ok,TITS is a pornographer!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:01am.
I'm willing to bet that no one is thinking what I'm thinking. At least no one outside of the institution.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:09am.
it was either the hose or an industrial sized pencil.
no one was brave enough to get the lead out, so to speak *wink wink*
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:01am.
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okay, i'll play.
what am i thinking right now?
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 12:00am.
Cholly wrote me anuva song y'all! *swoons*...
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oh dear.
how much longer before she's out in the yard yowling with her ass stuck up in the air and a line forming behind her.
someone get the hose.
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A'IGHT! *spitting water out of tiger mouf*...WHO HOSED DOWN THE TIGER???? *shaking tiger coat*...That shit wasn't cool, bitches! I wan't yowling that loud, and half you horny ass ho's have you asses stuck up in the air too...won't say they a line formin'... cuz, um no...Oh yes I did say that...but WHO HOSED DOWN MY HORNY TIGER ASS IN HEAT ???? A bitch gonna pay for that shit....*toweling off tiger fur*....Word.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
angel_i,
As an artist by trade "collective consciousness" is the bane of my existence. So I know it's a very real thing, and never underestimate that a bunch of us are probably thinking very similar stuff at the very same time.
Tin foil hats are not just for fashion.
Cholly wrote me anuva song y'all! *swoons*...
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oh dear.
how much longer before she's out in the yard yowling with her ass stuck up in the air and a line forming behind her.
someone get the hose.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Bridesmaids dressed in black, as if they were going to a funeral? Isn't that kind of a bad omen to set on your wedding day?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:50pm.
NITE. I HAVE TO ROUND UP ONCE AGAIN THE GODDAMN FUCKING WOMAN.
OH TIGER SLEEP TIGHT
OH TIGER DONT LET THE BEDBUGS BIT
OH TIGER
I WILL BE HOPEING FOR YOU
AS I WIPE OFF MY P--
OH TIGER I AM GOING OUT TO THE SARENGETTI
AND THEN WE WILL HAVE SOME SPEGEGTTI
OH TIGER DONT BRING OUT YOUR PAWS
BECAUSE THERE MAY BE A CLAUSE
OHOOOO BABY!!!
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Cholly wrote me anuva song y'all! *swoons*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is the groom trying to cover up his pee stains in that picture?
Instead of a bridal shower, a golden shower was given.
@madam s.: I do believe SHE is stealing from you! Catch her!
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NITE. I HAVE TO ROUND UP ONCE AGAIN THE GODDAMN FUCKING WOMAN.
OH TIGER SLEEP TIGHT
OH TIGER DONT LET THE BEDBUGS BIT
OH TIGER
I WILL BE HOPEING FOR YOU
AS I WIPE OFF MY P--
OH TIGER I AM GOING OUT TO THE SARENGETTI
AND THEN WE WILL HAVE SOME SPEGEGTTI
OH TIGER DONT BRING OUT YOUR PAWS
BECAUSE THERE MAY BE A CLAUSE
OHOOOO BABY!!!
TITS,
Has that oh-so-clever line been said before? My apologies if I stole it. But it really did (this evening at least) come from my feeble mind.
But if it's already been thought of, having driven cross-country a few times, I really wish that sign would pop up on the road once in a while when the driving gets dull.
Submitted by mahaatma on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:35pm.
I DIDNT KILL FUCKING ANYONE. PEOPLE GOT ME FRAMED AND SET UP. I WOULDNT HURT A GODDAMN FUCKING FLY. IT WAS THOSE BITCHES WHO DID THAT NOT ME. WHY PEOPLE CANT SEE THAT IS REALLY FUCKING GODDAMN PUZZLEING.
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...if you've learned anything here it's to pick higher quality bitches.....Tigerlilly would never have let that shit go on....unless, of course she was hungry...
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No, no...as I understand it now, those hippy bitches set my Cholly up...*shaving tiger head so that X carved in tiger forehead is more noticeable*...What? What? *putting on hippy dress*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:36pm.
Larks sound happy, cuz they sing so well.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:35pm.
I DIDNT KILL FUCKING ANYONE. PEOPLE GOT ME FRAMED AND SET UP. I WOULDNT HURT A GODDAMN FUCKING FLY. IT WAS THOSE BITCHES WHO DID THAT NOT ME. WHY PEOPLE CANT SEE THAT IS REALLY FUCKING GODDAMN PUZZLEING.
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...if you've learned anything here it's to pick higher quality bitches.....Tigerlilly would never have let that shit go on....unless, of course she was hungry...
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....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Yeah, for more than just one reason.
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:49pm.
Mrs. K.,
He's an Information Whoreway.
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yeah, consider that line stolen.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:38pm.
I just hope the hotel's honeymoon suite has rubber sheets.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:35pm.
I DIDNT KILL FUCKING ANYONE. PEOPLE GOT ME FRAMED AND SET UP. I WOULDNT HURT A GODDAMN FUCKING FLY. IT WAS THOSE BITCHES WHO DID THAT NOT ME. WHY PEOPLE CANT SEE THAT IS REALLY FUCKING GODDAMN PUZZLEING.
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Mmmmmm. Somehow I think Bobby Beausoleil might disagree with that. Old Man Spahn might, too.
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Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
Team V- he is also partial to Underjams.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:35pm.
Know what Josh considers sexy underwear? Depends.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by mahaatma on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:22pm.
...aw Tigelilly, you have an admirer! (among many of course)....except this one is doing life....aside from that Charlie seems like a heck of a guy - what a mind!....I can see why he's draw to you, what with your razor sharp wit AND paws....who could shank a bitch better than you?...so, you've got to ask yourself just one question: do I get a restraining order, or go for it?.....now I know why women fall for prisoners...at least Charlie anyway...
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Ain't we a jelly h8r kick in the pants? Me and my Cholly...ahhhhh....Words escape me. I never thought I'd find true love after Coming Back abandoned us...*sobbing*..., but look at me and my Cholly...two peas in a pod...happy as larks...(why the fuck are larks happy btw?)...It was meant to be...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I DIDNT KILL FUCKING ANYONE. PEOPLE GOT ME FRAMED AND SET UP. I WOULDNT HURT A GODDAMN FUCKING FLY. IT WAS THOSE BITCHES WHO DID THAT NOT ME. WHY PEOPLE CANT SEE THAT IS REALLY FUCKING GODDAMN PUZZLEING.
Fergie probably loaded up on the Detrol LX and Poise pads for the big day.
The honeymoon is at the Vatican, where the Pope will award Josh the title of Patron Saint of Low Standards.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:19pm.
Maybe they hired a professional Piss Boy for the wedding. Just walks around with her all day *just in case*
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LOL! The wedding photographer had the wedding party pose crossing their legs and holding themselves to capture the moment of "I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now! gotta go, gotta go, right now!"
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
After they're married a couple of days they'll be talking like this to one another:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_0k7DZt-o
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