Open Post: Hosted By The Weatherpussy
It's booze and rant time. I meant to do an open post earlier, but I got caught up in cleaning my nasty ass oven. That led to me organizing the spices in my damn cabinet. And then I cleaned out my fridge. Being a grown-up is so gross. You know you're an adult when you care about your cupboards and shit.
Anyway, here's the open post brought to you by this accidental weatherpussy. In Germany, a cat found its way into a TV studio while a weatherdude was doing his thing. The dude picked up the pussy and continued on with his shit. A dynamic duo has been born! I'm pretty sure this how Regis & Kathie Lee met. Kathie drunkenly wandered into some random studio.
Seriously though, this weatherpussy is just trying to become the next Spaghetti Cat!
So talk about the weatherpussy or whatever the hell else you want. The topic is ooooopen.
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Charles: My husband goes with the door open and sometimes I have to ask for a courtesy flush or spray.
I always go in the half bath and close the door because it's theonly time I have to myself and I like to preserve the image that I'm a lady. Even though he saw me give birth twice and caught me looking at harcore porn on the computer.
I AM A LADY.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:26pm.
WTF, man?!
Oh, and my sister keeps sending me these texts about how warm it is in the Southwest where she is and how great a time she is having and I'm starting to think she doth protest too much.
And my father left me a voicemail telling me he couldn't make it to visit today. After I told him a few days ago that we had plans today so we couldn't see him. Stupid old drunk probably doesn't remember that conversation. My father and his imaginary life.
I swear.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:18pm.
I want one too! Any color will do. I may even be willing to trade my husband for one.
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Uh oh. LOL!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
sometimes when my significant other is hogging the toilet i poop in the bidet.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:21pm.
HOW DO YOU WHORES TAKE A DUMP AROUND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS.
Well, Cholly, it's really not that hard. You just have to close the door. If there's a vent fan, even better. If not, run the faucet or play music. We have 3 bathrooms, so it's not too hard but back in our apartment days we always found a way. And be sure to have air freshener in there.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:21pm.
Since you ask, I took a crap this afternoon while my boyfriend was watching a movie. I simply walked into the bathroom, did my business, washed my hands, sprayed lemon scent and plopped back on the couch. Some um, that's how this whore does it. Since you asked.
So the other day my friends and I were hanging out and I was explaining how my boy's original Indian named sounded alot like the Hindi word for sugar (cheenu vs chini) so he changed it. People said, why, cheenu's a bad ass name. Kids were making fun of him in school, he said. There was a long pause while everyone pondered this experience carefully. After awhile, someone said "Well, it could have been worse man, I mean, it's not like it sounded like Shit or anything. Sugar's better than shit, man." This has since become my mantra attitude towards many things. Sugar is better than shit. I have been wanting to share it with others for awhile. Phew! I feel better.
EVERYBODY MUST VOTE.
Rosanne in tub of scorpions would be good viewing..
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
The link is
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
but you can only vote once a day
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
HOW DO YOU WHORES TAKE A DUMP AROUND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS. THERE WAS A GODDAMN FUCKING TIME WHEN MY USELESS WIFE AND I USED TO MAKE FUCKING GODDAMN EXCUSES TO GO TO THE GODDAMN FUCKING 7-11. NOW WE JUST CRAP IN FRONT OF GODDAMN FUCKING EACH OTHER AND COULDNT CARE FUCKING GODDAMN LESS.
When does the poster "Charles Manson" show up, peeps?
I'm bored out of my mind and I find his swearing and vernacular particularly amusing.
Hey Dee!
Come on, The Other Boleyn Girl is on demand for free now, mike. Incest, betrayal, whores in big dresses and Natalie Portman. Good stuff, I say.
Submitted by Stoney on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:16pm.
Can someone post the link to vote for MK on the weblog awards? I'm on a different computer now...
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Good evening Stoney ♥
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:11pm.
If I told you my mother made me a homo, would you ask her to knit you one, too?
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YES! a purple one!
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I want one too! Any color will do. I may even be willing to trade my husband for one.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by Cooze Control on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
For a good time, go rent She-Devil! Roseanne is the shit!
You need to add "your drug of choice" to that mix, 'cause that movie's sucky sober.
Can someone post the link to vote for MK on the weblog awards? I'm on a different computer now...
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:11pm.
If I told you my mother made me a homo, would you ask her to knit you one, too?
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YES! a purple one!
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I'd have to check what she has in stock. I believe she only has ones in green wiff shiny disco pants.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
sounds very peaceful Farrah.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
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Okay.There is no fucking picture for weather pussay.
I want to know something....all you putas who know about peen size of celebs,let me know! I must know that shit.
I am just nosy like that.
?this is an open post,right?
if not,sorry and up yours ☺
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." Pauly Shore ~1
We have about 10 inches of snow on the ground today. It is our first snowstorm of the winter and I am sick, sick, sick of it already.
Our street has not been plowed even one time yet today and I am wondering if it will be tomorrow...
@Hekki...Reading people their rights whilst blowing nose candy = Hypocrisy. Def should have taken her up on the divorce deal..
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When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:11pm.
If I told you my mother made me a homo, would you ask her to knit you one, too?
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YES! a purple one!
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
@carefree
go on and get you some!
For a good time, go rent She-Devil! Roseanne is the shit!
We got snowed in today too. We made soup, watched movies and ate candy. It wasn't too bad after all. It's not like I could go anywhere anyway. I am recovering from surgery and can't do much yet.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:08pm.
hahahah Farrah, I am glad it wasn't that hot here.
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yeah, it was a liiiittle too much. Specially with my "lovely" new neighbors... the French Canadian bunch with four kids that scream ALL DAY, so mom screams at them... all day....
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:08pm.
Sugaroo,
Babes, it's been snowing here since 6 yesterday eve. Up to 9" already (and not the happy 9"'s!)
Went to get Diet Coke and got stuck in the drive...so I am stuck in the house with no Diet Coke until the snow plow guy catches up.
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New car doesn't like snow, huh? Try vodka.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Well, aside from being unable to vocalize, the cat probably has as much talent as most television news-readers.
I remembered enough German to understand that *does happy desk chair dance*
Also, is it wrong to go out for the sole purpose of getting a shag? Not tonight, as it's nearly 2am, but in general? It's been far too long and "self-service" isn't doing it anymore :/
Michael, you're forgiven for your strange, adult habits.
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:05pm.
PSL, thank you sooooo much for that! *pouts*
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what if i told you it was 95° over here? will that make you feel better?
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If I told you my mother made me a homo, would you ask her to knit you one, too?
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Seriously, I had an "adult" moment just the other night. It was like 1 in the morning and I cleaned our entire dorm from top to bottom. Kitchen, bathroom, mopped, arranged, the works. On second though, I think I was just procrastinating. And is it me, or are animals becoming a lot more bolder now-a-days? First the cat who was stealing people's stuffed animals, the dog who waltzed into a store and actually stole a bone and now some slick ass cat decides to take over a weather segment..the f***?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
It was 65F degrees today in NC, but the forecasted low for next Saturday morning is 10F. It's been a coon's age since it's been anywhere near that cold. I'm worried for some of my plants.
Thorny: Right? That's WAY vanilla. In my opinion.
This woman got pregnant, and that's why they got married. She's a bible beater, but still does coke some weekends. Interesting...
But I'm still laughing at Mr. Hekki's reaction. He's miffed!
Oh good, I was waiting for a place I could brag about already having written and mailed my thank you notes from Christmas.
hahahah Farrah, I am glad it wasn't that hot here.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Sugaroo,
Babes, it's been snowing here since 6 yesterday eve. Up to 9" already (and not the happy 9"'s!)
Went to get Diet Coke and got stuck in the drive...so I am stuck in the house with no Diet Coke until the snow plow guy catches up.
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:05pm.
PSL, thank you sooooo much for that! *pouts*
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what if i told you it was 95° over here? will that make you feel better?
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
@Hekki...Getting divorced over an old playboy is Harsh, he should have taken her up on it, she is obviously a stiff...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
When you have been thru hell and life's not done with you yet...
Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
PSL, thank you sooooo much for that! *pouts*
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I start back to school Monday and have to take a Database Management course - anyone know if it's hard?
This is pretty random but at the critic's choice awards did anyone else see Brendon Fraiser? His eyes were the same shade of lilac purple as his shirt, like he was wearing eyeliner.
and thats awkward that your boss caught you.
I'm sorry Sugaroo- that sucks.
It was 78 or so here today, and I took such advantage- I am wiped out.
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
Jeez, did the weather dude ever take a breath during his whole segment?
Mr. Hekki caught me looking at porn. Uh oh! Seriously, y'all, I think he was mad at me!
Apparently I left one of the windows open when he went to use the computer, he was like "Who's looking at homemade porn sites?" BUSTED.
But the funny thing is he keeps bringing it up and teasing me about it. Like he doesn't have his whole DVD collection... Double standard much?
Anyslut, I refuse to be embarassed. I reminded him of his friend whose wife almost divorced him because he had a frigging Playboy left over from his bachelor days. He's lucky I like porn!
Am I right, or what?
IT IS SNOWING HERE AND I CAN'T MAKE IT STOP!
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY "SUPPOSUBLY"
PIGEZ HILTON IS A HUMAN DILDO!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.