Open Post: Hosted By The Weatherpussy
It's booze and rant time. I meant to do an open post earlier, but I got caught up in cleaning my nasty ass oven. That led to me organizing the spices in my damn cabinet. And then I cleaned out my fridge. Being a grown-up is so gross. You know you're an adult when you care about your cupboards and shit.
Anyway, here's the open post brought to you by this accidental weatherpussy. In Germany, a cat found its way into a TV studio while a weatherdude was doing his thing. The dude picked up the pussy and continued on with his shit. A dynamic duo has been born! I'm pretty sure this how Regis & Kathie Lee met. Kathie drunkenly wandered into some random studio.
Seriously though, this weatherpussy is just trying to become the next Spaghetti Cat!
So talk about the weatherpussy or whatever the hell else you want. The topic is ooooopen.
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Hello sluts! Long time no post! I have been lurking and reading your posts and you guys always make me feel better no matter how shitty my day has been. Just wanted to say thanks and keep it up. You are the wittiest group of people I have ever encountered.
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I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:59pm.
Extremists are always hateful moronic brainwashed assholes.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
I bet that's how Kathie Lee got the show...she's horrid! The weatherman should always be holding the pussy...I think it would increase ratings no joke!
STFU!!!
lazee: feel better, bacterial infections (aka flu) suck!
I have the flu. It is really a "bacterial infection" but flu sounds less horrid.
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:55pm.
madame s:i do find this extremely adorable...;)
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey:
You're so right, that's better advice than any damn chicken soup for the soul!! It's charlie soup for the soul all the way!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:07pm.
They should publish this in the next edition of "Chicken Soup for the Soul."
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Actually they are coming out with "Chicken Soup for the Dlister's Soul."
It's already No. 1 on the New York Times bestseller list and it hasn't even been released yet!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:38pm.
SOMETIMES THE BEST THING TO DO AFTER A DAY LIKE THAT IS JUST FUCKING CHILL. GO HOME AND JUST FUCKING LAY DOWN AND ACKNOWLEDGE THERE WAS A LOT OF FUCKING CRAZY SHIT THAT SHOULDNT PROBABLY FUCKING HAPPENED TO YOU IN ONE DAY. THEN GO TO SLEEP FOR ABOUT 9 FUCKING HOURS AND WAKE UP AND POUR ABOUT 3 GODDAMN FUCKING SHOTS OF VODKA IN YOUR COFFEE AND YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING GOOD TO FUCKING GO AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DRIVING.
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They should publish this in the next edition of "Chicken Soup for the Soul." I mean....it's absolutely brilliant! My personal vision statement/mantra has been chosen.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
TITS: you're from Canada? I don't miss those fucking drive through biotches ripping me off though! :P
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:52pm.
Secret art of Dr Seuss. a BEAUTIFUL book. (I'm looking at my copy right now).
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I have that book!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:47pm.
I'm supposed to be organizing my pics.
What are you using? I'm looking for s/w that will give me thumbnails but also compress the pics to save space. And be easy to transfer to cd for back up.
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Um...my eyes...?
So technical you are....
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:10pm.
It was 65F degrees today in NC, but the forecasted low for next Saturday morning is 10F. It's been a coon's age since it's been anywhere near that cold. I'm worried for some of my plants.
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Mike, What exactly is a coon's age?
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This is very sad. I was checking my email at the commercial and this was on Yahoo:
Amy Winehouse and her superstar producer Mark Ronson, both of whom are Jewish, were allegedly targeted by Islamic extremists. U.K. newspaper The Sun reported that a post in a forum on Ummah.com called for users to compile "a list of top Jews we can target," and the list included both Amy and Mark's names. British anti-terror expert Glen Jenvey told The Sun that these threats should not be taken lightly: "The Ummah website has been used by extremists. Those listed should treat it very seriously. Expect a hate campaign and intimidation by 20 or 30 thugs." As if Amy Winehouse didn't have enough troubles...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:46pm.
You're so lucky, Tigerlilly.
He's dreamy.
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I know...just look into his eyes....When I looked into Charles Manson's eyes for the very first time, I knew we were soul mates...it was a bond so deep, it was almost like I could kill for him...but then, I realized killing for myself was really lots more fun and tasty too...I still lurves my Cholly though....Smooches to ya Cholly!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Parissucksliterally: you sure can!! Barry always helps ;)
letinstar,
Aren't they both adorable??
and btw, weatherman looks like david spade, except taller and with darker hair...
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Charlie: thanks, I am snuggled up in bed with my cat as we speak and things look much better!
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how sweet...weatherman and weatherpussy do make a wonderful team...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:49pm.
last night he invited me over for dinner AND tv agreed to marry me.
uh huh. yup. get stuck on that PUSSY!
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Secret art of Dr Seuss. a BEAUTIFUL book. (I'm looking at my copy right now).
http://www.drseussart.com/secret.html
I'm sorely tempted to buy another copy just to cut out and frame the pics. Saw a really big print of 'golden girl' in a seattle gallery - i lusted after that pic soooo badly. it was almost 3k at the time.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:46pm.
You're so lucky, Tigerlilly.
He's dreamy.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
I'm supposed to be organizing my pics.
What are you using? I'm looking for s/w that will give me thumbnails but also compress the pics to save space. And be easy to transfer to cd for back up.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
@ Charles Manson...
SOMETIMES THE BEST THING TO DO AFTER A DAY LIKE THAT IS JUST FUCKING CHILL. GO HOME AND JUST FUCKING LAY DOWN AND ACKNOWLEDGE THERE WAS A LOT OF FUCKING CRAZY SHIT THAT SHOULDNT PROBABLY FUCKING HAPPENED TO YOU IN ONE DAY. THEN GO TO SLEEP FOR ABOUT 9 FUCKING HOURS AND WAKE UP AND POUR ABOUT 3 GODDAMN FUCKING SHOTS OF VODKA IN YOUR COFFEE AND YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING GOOD TO FUCKING GO AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DRIVING.
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My Cholly...So wise...*sigh*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Have fun ranting. Going to check to see if my man has a wocket in his pocket for me. If not, I guess I can always wank off to Dr. Suess. lol.
Submitted by cattitude on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:17pm.
I have had the absolute WORST day. From the moment I woke up, everything went wrong. Got ripped off by the bitch at the Tim Horton's drive through, then she tried to say she didn't....then I got pulled over 5 minutes later on the way to get my turn signal fixed on my car...cop ticketed me for the light, and said I was speeding (I wasn't) then ticketed me cuz apparently the insurance card in my wallet had expired unbeknownst to me. I spent the rest of the day getting my ins. co. to fax my damn ins. info to the UPS store, picking it up, getting the signal fixed, then at the police station proving I have insurance so they wouldn't take away my licence and charge me. double argh.
..and now I'm snowed in.
/end of rant.
SOMETIMES THE BEST THING TO DO AFTER A DAY LIKE THAT IS JUST FUCKING CHILL. GO HOME AND JUST FUCKING LAY DOWN AND ACKNOWLEDGE THERE WAS A LOT OF FUCKING CRAZY SHIT THAT SHOULDNT PROBABLY FUCKING HAPPENED TO YOU IN ONE DAY. THEN GO TO SLEEP FOR ABOUT 9 FUCKING HOURS AND WAKE UP AND POUR ABOUT 3 GODDAMN FUCKING SHOTS OF VODKA IN YOUR COFFEE AND YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING GOOD TO FUCKING GO AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DRIVING.
O you guys SUCK with your TELEVISIONS!
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48 Hours Mystery is on.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hookers! ♥
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It's movie time by pretties!
Tschüs!
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...do you know what Ed Gein used to say about women?
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:28pm.
Chrissy Crocker the remix! Don't let the Boot Moves die!
Angel! Funny hahaha.
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Submitted by hoozer on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:31pm.
WHY can't Chrissie Crocker perform the halftime at the Super Bowl wearing snowshoes and nothing else?
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PS. Leave Dr. Seuss ALoOoOoOoOoONE! RIGHT NOW!
LOL!
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LOL! She's not well right now! Boohoohoohoo!
Sorry. It's making me laugh.
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WHY can't Chrissie Crocker perform the halftime at the Super Bowl wearing snowshoes and nothing else? That would be so much better.
Damn! This is SO good! LOL!
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Hop on Pop
One fish two fish red fish blue fish (acid trip reference I guess? lol)
Wocket in Pocket
Chrissy Crocker the remix! Don't let the Boot Moves die!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7lD8fX03yk
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Holy shit cattitude!
Can I sing some Barry for you to make you feel better?
ok people, meeting friends for dinner. See you in a bit...
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"Reggie's gonna come out here and really beat your ass."
-Kim Kardashian to paparazzi who brought up her sex tape
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch
@TITS: ALSO go comment on my vid, beyotch! You're hurting my feelings!
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Bruce Springsteen?? Of for fuck's sake. Figures. Didn't he perform like last year and the last and the last and the last. Sorry just not a sandpaper voice fan. He always sounds like he is taking a dump while he is singing. Hey...dude whose wife who took a dump? Is your wife Bruce? Was he singing while he pooped?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:00pm.
You don't think Cholly stole his schtick from ALL CAPS JIM?
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Meh, who cares? Cholly is the greatest thing that ever happened to me... *carving X into tiger forhead*...What? What?....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Angel
I said hi to you this morning and you didn't answer me. Same with last night. No matter. As long as you're not mad! :-)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:05pm.
Does anyone believe that MK uses an oven?
seriously?
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That's where he keeps his Special K.
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LOL! But THAT was funny!
PS@TITS: OMG I thought I hated snow til I had to live in 3 months of rain. I really hate rain. Especially rain in the cold UGH!
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AWWWWW what a sweet and very friendly kitty cat....the cat just loves being held like a baby in the weathercaster's arms...how sweet...and the weatherman is obviously a cat lover...it's so cute to see him cradling the cat like a little baby....<3 rofl...
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:18pm.
Angel, are you mad at me? :-(
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No, silly. Did you talk to me? I gots five pages open and I'm drinking (again!) and I'm supposed to be organizing my pics. Sorry if I missed you...I'm here.
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Submitted by hoozer on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:16pm.
If I ran the circus (or zoo) was aimed at sado masochists.
Horton hears a whore.
and don't EVEN get me started on the sleep book. That fucker tricked me until I was at least 12.
ps i have the book - the secret art of dr suess and there are some VERY naughty girlie nudes!!
edited to add: Fox in Sox.
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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!
Off to google the secret sado masochist messages of Dr. Suess. Not for the girlie nudies but because I had no clue such a book existed.
Submitted by hoozer on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:22pm.
Whose performing at the Super Bowl this year?
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Bruce Springsteen.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by cattitude on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:17pm.
I staying in bed watching movies and eating.
Nothing bad happened to me.... yet.
tim hortons drive through eh? ah the memories!
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I do too Mani. I'll be on an airplane during the Superbowl, however. I hope I get some updates and nachos while I fly.