Saturday, January 10th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By The Weatherpussy


It's booze and rant time. I meant to do an open post earlier, but I got caught up in cleaning my nasty ass oven. That led to me organizing the spices in my damn cabinet. And then I cleaned out my fridge. Being a grown-up is so gross. You know you're an adult when you care about your cupboards and shit.

Anyway, here's the open post brought to you by this accidental weatherpussy. In Germany, a cat found its way into a TV studio while a weatherdude was doing his thing. The dude picked up the pussy and continued on with his shit. A dynamic duo has been born! I'm pretty sure this how Regis & Kathie Lee met. Kathie drunkenly wandered into some random studio.

Seriously though, this weatherpussy is just trying to become the next Spaghetti Cat!

So talk about the weatherpussy or whatever the hell else you want. The topic is ooooopen.

Posted by: Michael K


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lol

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I miss having a cat :(

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If I could work all day while holding my cat, it would be bliss.

And I don't mean that in a sexual way - I mean my actual cat - I SWEAR!

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I nominate Weather Pussy for HSOTM!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:29pm.

you got a stalker?!?!... he's barely legal?!... fuck'n A!... there's no way i'm gonna meet him at the sandbox!

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angel_i I'm so pissed off I have no live golden globes on my telly down hahr. All I got is the red effing carpet! Gonna try find live feed on the net...jeebus.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:44pm.

hehe :)
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You laffin' at me? *sniff* That's it! Time to bring on the drama! lol

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Submitted by  on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:41pm.

hehe :)

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:29pm.

angel_i, thank you for not totally sand-bagging me in the first 'open post' thread. Holy chit. Anyhoo, I never got my username or my IP banned. I'm sure, much to some certain folk's chagrin but alas I'm here. I cracked up that you used my pic in one of your youtube vids. Thank goodness it's blurry. I get buzzed and then regret shit. Typical. lol

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@ESE: Ha! I met a guy on the internet (my barely legal stalker) and he's from Florida. I wanted to ask if he knew you and was gonna say: Well, he's old-timey looking and he wears a hat and glasses. If you see him - he'll tip his hat:)

Instead I just said he likely din't know you as you were nocturnal:)

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Submitted by pennydreadfull on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:33pm

it's an illusion... pay no attention to it... and lay off the lsd... heeeheee!

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To be of topic....why do i see the mug of the "queen of uh, um, media" in the adds!?!?! WTF?!?!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:28pm.

oh, we're not making it to dinner if i do that *wink*

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ESE, perhaps you may have to bust down the door and give her the kiss of life, while wearing your top hat. :)

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:21pm.

i seriously am about to get the top hat out and sing that "Hello my baby, hello my darling" song in a minute if i don't see signs of life coming from the bathroom(GF's getting "ready" to go out to dinner)

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Hahaha, ESE, the hub is watching Tom and Jerry. Maybe he's bored too. YIKES!!

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uummmm... *clearing throat*...

"I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before.
One leaf is sunshine, the second is rain,
Third is the roses that grow in the lane.
No need explaining, the one remaining
Is somebody I adore.
I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before."

what?! it's an open post, i'm bored and i'm watching old Bugs Bunny cartoons. what do ya want from me?

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GAWD! I love furry Pussys! I'm gonna make a furry pussy coat with live furry pussys meowin and clawin all over the bloody thing. It'll be a big furry, bloody pussy coat! Ill put on ma red shoes too!
POP! Goes My Heart!

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thanks for the advice,

i'm getting a job helping children with ABA therapy, and will be writing on the side. I was really unhappy with my grad school program. I thought maybe if I worked harder, I would get into it a little more, but then I realized that there was no point in staying here and being miserable, when I know it's not the career I want.

I am writing as much as I can, but I'm looking forward to having more time for it.

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there Submitted by EyeRoll on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:43pm.

Submitted by cio_cio-san on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:39pm

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LOL @ EyeRoll..that is an excellent plan. Probably more realistic than becoming a famous author.

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LMFAO

Submitted by cio_cio-san on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:39pm.

I'm dropping out of grad school (I'm in sciences) to become a writer. Any advice?
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Open post? So .... I can only go off topic here?

lol opps

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Submitted by Mittmah on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:37pm.

He doesn't miss a beat. That is really cute. Just what I needed on a Sunday.
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The cat lives in the tv studio.

I bet it's been trying to get on screen puss time for EVER! Cats are such divas.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 4:33pm.

Sorry!! They kind of shot themselves in the thigh, dint they?

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:16pm.

That's it, the Giants are finished. *drinking like a fool*
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He doesn't miss a beat. That is really cute. Just what I needed on a Sunday.

The cat didn't even try to get away. That would be nice if he adopted him. But seeing the size of him he must already have an owner I'd think!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:02pm.
Damn Eagles just scored FG. Eagles 10-8.

Hey, Mani. It's like an ad for the SoCal Chamber of Commerce. McNabb needs some long sleeves.

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Submitted by cio_cio-san on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:39pm.
I'm dropping out of grad school (I'm in sciences) to become a writer. Any advice?

Stay in school. Finish your advanced degree. The world needs scientists. Work on your writing on the side. After you get your degree, you can decide if you want to pursue writing.
Good luck, whatever you do!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 3:02pm.

Hey Manimal5! Nothing personal, but Go Eagles! I rooted for the Giants last year vs the Patriots.

This is a great game, BTW! I remember for years Giants/Eagles games sucked.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Damn Eagles just scored FG. Eagles 10-8. Ugh!

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NY Giants, that's right New York, is up 8-7. Go Manning!

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Submitted by cio_cio-san on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 2:39pm.
I'm dropping out of grad school (I'm in sciences) to become a writer. Any advice?

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Yeah. Don't.

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I'm dropping out of grad school (I'm in sciences) to become a writer. Any advice?

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Good morning all and Happy Sunday.

EEG that avie is priceless!

I don't know if it's just the dry weather but the last few days I've woken up with THE BIGGEST boogers ever. And no it's not from coke. Those days are far behind me.

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Travoltas: Did you hear that Travoltas personal doctor(a $cientologist) flew out to see the autopsy? Thats not allowed to happen! And as usual theyve got their team of lawyers threatening to sue everyone into oblivion. The US needs to change the law so that the looser pays the fees. $camology has far to much money!

I found that shit on a Kanye vid on Youtube, of all places!

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I am pretty sure that arranging the spice rack and cleaning out the fridge is hipster code for vodka and secks.

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@EEG: Sent!

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:58am.

Thank you angel!!! Avi test.
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Man! I gotsta crop his face closer...hang on I'll send it!

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Scan through some of the other videos suggested after Weathercat. "Never hire a gay weatherman" is hilarious.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:44am.
Dudes will NEVER pass up random passing pussy.

Ba-DUM!!! The video was cute.

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Dudes will NEVER pass up random passing pussy.

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Thank you angel!!! Avi test.

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Weather Cat and German dude for HSOTD!

Easy Off has sodium hydroxide in it, which is also present in many hair relaxers (I'm a retired stylist). That stuff will mess you UP!

On topic though the Weatherpussy is one cute kitty! Well-fed too, that's no stray.

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Oven Cleaning Story from a coworker: A coworker came to work after having taken a few days sick with red marks all over her face that looked like sunburn. Nope; not sunburn. She showed me her shoulders and she had them there too. She'd planned on taking a shower one day but then decided to spray Easy Off into the oven first. It sprayed back onto her naked body. She reacted badly and got bad chemical burns every where. Yes...there too.

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I need some more weather pussy!!!!! She was licking his gotee. Scandelous!

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