Saturday, January 10th 2009

Hot Slut Of 2008: The Finalists!

Rojo Caliente did it! She beat out Abandoned Couch and won round 3 for Hot Slut of the Year with 50% of the votes. Abandoned Fucking Couch got 23%. WTF. I guess I can kind of understand. I've laid down on my fair share of abandoned couches while drunk. Sometimes you just really want to sit on a couch while fighting the booze barf and bam! There's a couch on the sidewalk. And this one did save a car..... Anyway, Rojo's win rounds out the final 3 which includes La Pequena and Spaghetti Cat. This is the greatest final 3 in Dlisted history!

Voting will start on Monday, because you need time to really think about who you will vote for. This is the biggest decision of your LIFE. And if you believe in reincarnation, this is the biggest decision you will make in all your LIVES. All.

Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:52pm.

I'll put him up as an avie--one sec, pls.

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aww sheeps.....I"m jealous lol, I want another one

Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:40pm.

I give my Golden eggnog and he likes it--no ill effects. I use cream cheese to hide his pills in. A lot of dogs like ice cream (melted).

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SKETTI! SKETTI! SKETTI!
BOOYAH!

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Rosemary's picture

angel I re read that sentence, at first i thought it said "passionate love for herpes" but I see now that was a smiley face lol I thought it said passionate love for her ;p meaning HERP

OH.MY.GOD's picture

I'm soooo torn between Rojo and Spaghetti Cat..... what should I do. This is way too much stress I need to drink on this.

Kiss Me, Sluts!

Rosemary's picture

I had heard somewhere not to give dogs milk. So at first I was worried about giving peace cheese, but I asked around and was told that cream cheese is in dog food sometimes so....I give him like a tablespoon every couple of weeks or less.

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:28pm.
My Norway is crazy for mashed sweet potatoes, pizza, and McDonalds Dbl cheeseburgers, plain. He hates Burger King flame broiled.

Well, they're posed to eat meat and cheese.....

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I miss my golden, she died of heartworm, we didn't know it was so bad down here and necessary to put them on the medicine to prevent it. But she lived like 14 years. It was sad. That's the only dog I ever got from a breeder, I was young so I ddin't know any better. The rest of my dogs have all been strays.

I'm voting for Spaghetti Cat because the other two leave me so dry.

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My golden retriever though, ate more than my lab does. And my golden loved Bread more than anything.

Rosemary's picture

well my lab eats a lot but she is picky when she doesn't want hard food. Lots of times I have to mix hard food with canned food or give her just plain canned food. So she can be picky that way. And if it's a certain kind of hard food, like really cheap, she definitely will not eat it. But I can just throw one can of wet food in there and mix it and she's happy.

My Norway is crazy for mashed sweet potatoes, pizza, and McDonalds Dbl cheeseburgers, plain. He hates Burger King flame broiled.

Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:21pm.

Labs seem to eat anything (see Marley). My Golden loves Cheerios and will toy with the odd grape, raspberry, etc.

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Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:14pm.

BTW,I don't dislike rojo, I just don't know what she did to be hot slut, unless i missed something.

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Um..yeah...like MK's passionate love for her;p

No, really.

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VOTE FOR MICHAEL K...OR SPAGHETTI CAT!
I WISH ABANDONED COUCH WOULD HAVE WON, NOW TO DRINK MY SORROWS AWAY...

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my little dog used to only eat meat and like dog food, but now he even bugs me when i eat chex mix and he goes nuts over any cheese. I give him cream cheese now and then cause that's his fav cheese. OH He will bark in your face if you are eating swiss cheese too.

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oh, Mrs Kravitz, I dunno if your dog would eat it eventually but my lab ended up eating it eventually after getting it so many times. My golden retriever who died, always loved vegetables for some reason. But the lab was stubborn at first and learned to love them.

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*sigh*...i dig all three candidates, but i really was rooting for abandoned couch...
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Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:10pm.

I've tried to get Minch to eat vegetables, but he just rolls his eyes.
"As if," he says.
Spoilt bastid.

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BTW,I don't dislike rojo, I just don't know what she did to be hot slut, unless i missed something.

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I don't dislike rojo, I just don't know what she did to be hot slut, unless i missed something.

Rosemary's picture

anybody taught their animals to eat salad over the years (dogs) by giving them left over salad? I give them left over salad, just plain salad with tomatos, the basics, nothing bad (no onions of course!)

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My second choice is la pequena, don't even know why rojo is in it.

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I"m an animal lover, i'm always gonna pick the animal!

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La Pequena for the win!!!

And MK - vote below!

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barelybeagle's picture

Go Rojo! I'm sorry, but I am way too frightened of La P. I can't even bring myself to watch any of her (his?) videos... and I'm played out on Spaghetti Cat.

paris herpes's picture

Actually we should all do a write-in....MK for Hot Slut of the Year!!!

STFU!!!

paris herpes's picture

LA Pequena actually scares me a lot these days. I am so sick of Rojo, MK posts about her too much, she is PLAYED OUT! Spaghetti Cat has my vote!

STFU!!!

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2nd Runner Up: Rojo Caliente
1st Runner Up: Spaghetti Cat

Hot Slut of 2008: La Pequena!

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rimjob's picture

Be serious. Spaghetti Pussy all the way..
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sillijane's picture

La Pequena scares the shit out of me. But, I can't get enough of that hot ginge man... Rojo Caliente.

pickles borgata's picture

LA PEQUENA IS QUEEN, ALL OTHERS BOW DOWN!
Sorry, Spaghetti cat is funny, but no hot slut of the year and Rojo is gorgeous and all--but c'mon La Pequena has talents beyond any other bitch that ever walked this earth!!!!!!!!!!!

Granny Clampett's picture

Spaghetti Cat for Hot Slut of the Year! He ruled 2008 and deserves to be honored for his significant contributions society and culture.

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

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The real question we should all be asking ourselves is who do we want to keep hearing about on a regular basis for the NEXT YEAR.

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Sketti Cat F.T.W!!!!!

I agree this is going to be so hard to vote on, I love all three!

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This is going to be difficult. I know everyone loves Rojo, especially MK, but I'm leaning toward Spaghetti Cat.

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I can't believe I'm going to have to choose between Spaghetti Cat & Rojo. It's NOT fair.

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Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 9:05pm.
Am a little bummed the old British bird with the unbroken hymen didn't make the finals.

hahahahaha. Maybe she broke it vacuuming under the sofa or stretching in croquet?

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lapaquena's so good this one!!!

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Welcome TexasBullet!

My vote goes to Rojo. She is too awesome.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH - fucking peed on bitch

Judging from all the comments so far this is going to be a tight race, a real nail biter.

I'm going to have to campaign LONG and HARD for La Pequena.

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LaPequena's body off work is the most impressive of all the nominees. (S)he was born to be Hot Slut of the Year!

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 8:49pm.

sorry i'm slow on the upkeep...i can read dlisted at my current job, i just can't look at the comments OR comment myself during the day. when i come home at night, there's just to much to look through.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 8:47pm.

don't miss the opportunity to clip his claws!!

um... on topic... um... just like i'd do to sketti cat.

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TxBullet's picture

Try again!!!

coiled-n-hissing's picture

La P. is the epitome of Hot Slut perfection.
Am a little bummed the old British bird with the unbroken hymen didn't make the finals.

Tits- I am in total agreement, pups, pus, and couch would have been the bomb!

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Submitted by Stoney on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 8:52pm.

Remember that chick who was flashing back and forth from skinny to fat?? Kill!

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That was me. I gain and lose weight quickly. What's your point?

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Sketti has to win. He's already perfected his 'I'm so shocked, I can't believe you picked me!!!' face.

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