Hot Slut Of 2008: The Finalists!
Rojo Caliente did it! She beat out Abandoned Couch and won round 3 for Hot Slut of the Year with 50% of the votes. Abandoned Fucking Couch got 23%. WTF. I guess I can kind of understand. I've laid down on my fair share of abandoned couches while drunk. Sometimes you just really want to sit on a couch while fighting the booze barf and bam! There's a couch on the sidewalk. And this one did save a car..... Anyway, Rojo's win rounds out the final 3 which includes La Pequena and Spaghetti Cat. This is the greatest final 3 in Dlisted history!
Voting will start on Monday, because you need time to really think about who you will vote for. This is the biggest decision of your LIFE. And if you believe in reincarnation, this is the biggest decision you will make in all your LIVES. All.
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when are we voting? this is going to be one of the hardest decisions I have ever had to make....it's like Sophie's Choice up in this bitch!
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All 3 are great and the ones I voted for!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
spaghetti cat rocks my socks!!!!
Oooooh! This one's a real toughie!
Rojo Caliente i guess......or Spaghetti Cat......!!!!!! Damn!! Either way, I'm going to end up heartbroken who ever wins :(
Yeah, Love Shatner, when I woke up this morning and saw that not only had Clara lost the election, but even abandoned couch lost, that was it. I've been depressed all day.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:40pm.
Farrah, I WOULD have said that if I was more on the ball. Damn you, Pinot Grigio!
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well, you're a Dlisted slut. (Un) fortunately, we are infamous for having a huge tolerance to alcohol!
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Farrah, I WOULD have said that if I was more on the ball. Damn you, Pinot Grigio!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:33pm.
*phew* at least you didn't say:
FAAAAARRRAAAHHHHHH!!!!! NOOO MOOOORE WIRE HANGEEEERSSS!!!!
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another example of no candidate i'm willing to vote for... i weep for Abandoned Couch's future: crack, the needle, having strange people violating its cushions... sooo sad, sooo abandoned
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Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:30pm.
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Hahahaha!! Get in your room young lady, and clean that mess up. Just you wait until your father gets home! :)
pennydreadfull, I ♥ your avie.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:26pm.
Thankfully for me, I hate all my children equally
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MOM???
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I am a little sad abandoned couch...it did save some lives. No offense to Rojo...but i'm stuck btw S. Cat and La Pequna. It's just like Sophie's Choice...with less Natzis.
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:24pm.
This has got to be the hardest choice in all my life.
I can't.. I just can't.
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this is gonna be as harder and more heartbreaking
than "Sophie's Choice"!
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Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 6:23pm.
I CANT DO THIS! ITS LIKE CHOOSING ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thankfully for me, I hate all my children equally. I'M KIDDING! I only have one. Again, KIDDING! I am totally voting for La Pequena, the hardest working little person in show business.
This has got to be the hardest choice in all my life.
I can't.. I just can't.
Pequeña won my heart sooo many times last year. I ached for her tiny scary little grinding self to show me what else she was made of.
Rojo made me wish I could eat hot chili's until the point of complete flush took over my face. She made me wanna dye my hair a fire vibrant red and walk around in suits.
Spaghetti cat... I weep for you. And so did so many of us who can't get his sweet sweet face out of our minds.
I CANT DO THIS! ITS LIKE CHOOSING ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
Little Red Spaghetti Pussys!
POP! Goes My Heart!
Forgot to add...unlike last year when Price was the clear KFC favorite, this year is a lot tougher.
We have three great contestants, but only ONE will become Dlisted's HSOTY. Sorry if I sound a bit like TyTy Banks here, but I feel Spaghetti Cat hasn't grown, he hasn't given us much range. He seems unable to give more than one look, which is a big Dlisted faux paux.
HSOTY has to be able to work the camera with a variety of expressions, like "free buffet?! where?!" and "ooh I just pooped in my pants."
That being said, Pequena and Rojo are going to have to battle it out the next few days to see who gets my vote.
We're going to have to pry the crown away from Phobe Price, she wore that thing proudly this past year. We all know she got all those amazing photo ops posing at gas stations and blocks away from red carpet events because she was HSOTY.
The ho is going to put up a fight, prepare for some cutlet slinging.
Why am i putting more effort into this decision than i did with the presidential thing that went down last week?
Can't wait untill some Dlisteroon with camera will meet ROJO Caliente on the street and interview her, the Phoebe Price from last year was Hilarious!
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:37am.
Shame on all you hos!
I can't believe you didn't vote for the greatness that is Clara The 105 Year Old Virgin!
105 years of celibacy has got to be a world record or something, and we couldn't even vote her into the running for the HSOTY!
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I'm with you! Clara Meadmore is a truly the hottest slut among us, yet most of dlisted was too blind to see it! This is in the same league as William Shatner being denied the crown.
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Candlejack is back!
rojo is going to win this one by a landslide.
I still think alexyss k. tylor was ROBBED last year.
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SPAGHETTI CAT !!!!!!!! SPAGHETTI CAT RULES!!!!!
there can be no wavering.
spaghetti cat is the hot slut of 2008!!!!!!
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Rojo! She deserves it very much. She's a superstar!
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spaghetti cat or rojo i'm so torn! I do believe that rojo deserves some much needed limelight though! And la pequena scares the fuck out of me... i've never been able to watch one of her videos all the way through.
This is very hard, I am torn between La Pequena and Rojo.... but I think I may go with La Pequena since she did the Ingrid Betancourt sketch telling Chavez "No te Metas"...
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 11:03am.
How's my hair look?
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Um...ok, that's not your siggy, is it? Ha!
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As long as Rojo or Spaghetti Cat wins, we coo'
La Pequena legitimately freaks me the fuck out
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"CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!"
NO slut shall ever pass the hotness that is...
HARVEY.
Just think in one year he will win HSOTDecade
A vote for La Pequena is a vote for all the women of the world. La Pequena IS Britney. IS Sarah Palin. IS Hillary Clinton. IS Amy Winehouse. Etc. Rojo can do none of these things except forge Cynthia Nixon's signature on residual checks from Sex and the City. Vote La Pequena!!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Shame on all you hos!
I can't believe you didn't vote for the greatness that is Clara The 105 Year Old Virgin!
105 years of celibacy has got to be a world record or something, and we couldn't even vote her into the running for the HSOTY!
I'm sure there is a special place in hell reserved especially for all the wrong voting dlisters! It has a CASH bar where they only serve watered down purple drank, there's only dial up internet, and all your no-no places will be paralyzed! The eternity of orgasms that should have been yours will be sent up to heaven for Clara to enjoy.
So there!
@ Evil
Thank you so much. It's my natural beauty that is such a wonder to so many. As in 'I wonder wtf she was thinking'
How's my hair look?
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 10:53am.
Your hair looks sensational!
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@ angel:
Thank you dahlink. It takes a lawwwwwng time to get this beautious.
How's my hair look?
@Zappy:
CHU LOOK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHVELOUS!
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Ok...so I think this song needs a ginger chola vid to go with it. It's kinda catchy. Ack! I'm askeered! I can't stop listening to it!
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It's really hard to pick one of these lovelies. Puhsketti Cat is my personal idol(no lie), La Pequena is a stunning sex Goddess and Rojo is a divine hunk of whatever she is.
Who the fuck am I kidding? But I do love Puhsketti Cat.
Please excuse my Saturday language on Sunday, a day of worship.
Amen
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Here's the vid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI4kQPzcoTk
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It's Spaghetti Cat, bitches.
This is the ONLY thing I can find about Rojo Caliente! It's from the Urban Dictionary:
Rojo Caliente - 5 definitions -
1. Worst music video ever.
2. Appalling waste of money and time.
3. General lack of talent, a desperate attempted to become the Undergrad Paris Hilton, despite the misfortune of Rojo's inability to dance without her eyes crossing.
4. Insult to redheaded people, Queen's University, and the music industry.
5. Failure to realise that "paid", "game", and "VIP" do not rhyme.
I dunno guys - we just HAD a year of Phoebe!
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I wonder how our reigning Hot Slut Pheobe Price feels about who will replace her cottage cheese thighs.
Do we continue with the ginger madness or go with a truly talented and hard working performer such as La Pequena? Sketti cat only eats asketti.
La Pequena for Hot Slut!
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Great, you guys! Abandoned Couch will now never have its moment of glory! Ooh, you'll rue the day!
*furiously dials ASPCA (American Society for the Protection of Couches Abandoned)*
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@ angel
I think puhsketti cat has that carbohydrate stare going on. Eating too much macaroni does that to a person.
I think I'm gonna go for la Pequena... I don't know!! this is too fucking hard
Sketti Cat's on crack!
I'm looking for Rojo's mugshot as we speak!
I know it's there.
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Rojo has it in the bag.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:45am.
This is so not fair. Can't they do a three-way and just tie for this shit?!
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A three-way? Now that I would pay to see! :)
Morning, Mabel.
*snif*...i tried Abandoned Couch. i have failed you....a campaigned like M.K. yanks his noodle like it owes him money, the bitches voted with their clits and dicks...i am sowwy....
SKETTI CAT!!!!!! WHO HOOOOOOOOOOOo Speghetti Cat!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists chasing me and sprinkling me with barley water!!!