Saturday, January 10th 2009

Brit Brit's Cheetolings Are Spying On Daddy's New Ho

K-WellFed is boning some broad named Victoria Prince and Brit Brit has dispatched her pair of Cheetolings to spy on the two. You know Brit Brit gave SPF and JJ the codenames La Choy and Bacos.

A source told The National Enquirer (via SS) that Brit Brit told Agent La Choy and Agent Bacos to tell her what Victoria is like and if she spends the night. The source went on to say, "She has also asked her bodyguards to milk information out of Kevin's bodyguards and quizzed his nanny and friends. She's been texting people, asking what's up with him and Victoria."

K-WellFed might know what's up, because according to some skanks he loves it when Brit Brit wants him back.

Yeah, right. He doesn't know shit! Look at the picture above. He has no idea that Agent La Choy and Agent Bacos are hiding under his triple-XL bull dyke shorts. They are making Mama Cheetos proud.

Here's K-WellFed and that Victoria ho going bowling in Los Angeles the other night.

Posted by: Michael K


How old is she? 12?

UKer's picture

Submitted by BellaDittman on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:56pm.
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nope not joking, have no idea who she is, she's not famous here.
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Kaylee's picture

Now thats the look of a man who dont do shit. He needs to write a book. On how to live free for the rest of your life. I'd check it out.
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Submitted by UKer on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:47pm.

who is Jody sweetin?
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OH PU-LEEZE say you are joking already!!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodie_Sweetin

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I'm dropping the 'K' altogether.

Alls I can think is: Those poor boys. They got nothing but lottery winning trash for parents.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:35pm.
Am I the only one wondering why the douche needs a bodyguard?????????????
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He needs em cause, nobody has forgotten about him assaulting the world, nor insulting the true genius gangsta rappers with Popozao!

UKer's picture

who is Jody sweetin?
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No Words's picture

I like K-Fed! What's with the hate...this is Britney we're talking about...she is nuts, and he is the good parent, remember?

Green Is Good's picture

Brit Brit divorced HIM, and she's paying for marrying this ass big time.

BellaDittman's picture

She kind of looks like a poor man's Britney, eh?

Or even better, she sort of looks like Jodie Sweetin!!!! Imagine those two hooking up???? What a perfect match!!!!

SeH's picture

LOL @ K-Wellfed

He's got to be the biggest knob on the face of the planet. I especially love how he struts around in public like he deserves a medal for porking Brit Brit *vurp*

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He is such a disgusting dirtbag. Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!

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Sugaroo's picture

Does he think that "special" frown makes him look tough?

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Am I the only one wondering why the douche needs a bodyguard?????????????

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Can we shot all of them? I'm sure we'll get medals for it...

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also From now on I'm calling him k-wellfed, or k-fat. bitch looks 10 and half months preggers.
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I like 'Kevin Fritterline'. Suites him well.

Why does she need spies to determine any of that? Just ask--I dunno--any rational person.

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HOLY SHITBALLS! She looks like this girl I went to Mommy and Me with!

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carefreea's picture

UKer, you're spot on.

UKer's picture

he looks like cunt, he walks like a cunt and he talks like a cunt.
he must be a cunt.
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Sock-Monkey's picture

Nothing screams "white trash" like this douche. And the bitch he's with, if it's not his sister he's dating..it's his cousin.

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