Brit Brit's Cheetolings Are Spying On Daddy's New Ho
K-WellFed is boning some broad named Victoria Prince and Brit Brit has dispatched her pair of Cheetolings to spy on the two. You know Brit Brit gave SPF and JJ the codenames La Choy and Bacos.
A source told The National Enquirer (via SS) that Brit Brit told Agent La Choy and Agent Bacos to tell her what Victoria is like and if she spends the night. The source went on to say, "She has also asked her bodyguards to milk information out of Kevin's bodyguards and quizzed his nanny and friends. She's been texting people, asking what's up with him and Victoria."
K-WellFed might know what's up, because according to some skanks he loves it when Brit Brit wants him back.
Yeah, right. He doesn't know shit! Look at the picture above. He has no idea that Agent La Choy and Agent Bacos are hiding under his triple-XL bull dyke shorts. They are making Mama Cheetos proud.
Here's K-WellFed and that Victoria ho going bowling in Los Angeles the other night.
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OK Rosemary, whatever. It must be fun having to spend half the day untying your panties from that twist they're always in.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Sens, I think you'll find i'm here a lot and just because it's not doesn't mean that people don't get offended. So shut it
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:03pm.
while lying on my stomach, i can roll over quickly and 'shoot the tv' sideways. very csi miami
Cool. I see you already have beyond-hip shades. Are you ridiculously good-looking for a detective and do you speak in flat mono-syllables?
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Rosemary, I think you'll find that Dlisted isn't the place for PC-policing.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
It just didn't sound good, the whole thing.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 5:19pm.
I also didn't know there was a certain way for each race to dress.
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I think she was making a generalization more based in "Tyrone" than black. We can take this all the way back to: "It's in every culture when you look for it" easily.
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I also didn't know there was a certain way for each race to dress.
You mean people still say things like "that white boy is acting black"? Gee
What a random girl he picked up. She works at the mall, right?
K-Fed is what me and my girls like to call a "Tyrone." A white boy who talks and dresses like he is black, has baby mama's, finds a way to have his ladies take care of him financially, and just doesn't give a f***. For some reason, girls find this appealing..it's usually white trash girls (i.e. Britney and this new ho Victoria). But I have to give Britney her kudos for having her kids spy on her baby daddy's new ho, that's "hood," as they say.
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Her thighs are as thick as Brits only shes not 5 ft tall.
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Who looks at that piece of shit and thinks "Mmmm, sexy"?
Whats her criminal record? Other than fucking K-dog.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:50pm.
It's also scary that KFat is getting pussy just because he once fucked Brit on the regular. It sure as hell isn't for his body at this point.
----HAHAH Ive never fucked anyone cuz of their body lmao im not superficial like that
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There should be an age limit cut off for dressing like a 10-year old. Hopefully it's closer to age 10 than 35.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:52pm.
wake up MK, I know you're not out anywhere,
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I know, right?
Alls he gotta do for an open thread is find any old pic and type: Open Thread. Haha!
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wake up MK, I know you're not out anywhere, we got ten inches of fresh snow and NY got it even worse.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Damn, it's scary to think that you can marry someone that you think is hot and three or so years later, they've gained a La Pequena or two in weight and now look busted as fuck.
It's also scary that KFat is getting pussy just because he once fucked Brit on the regular. It sure as hell isn't for his body at this point.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Submitted by ronnyk on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:36pm.
Is is me or does K-Fed look like he's been FED a lot these days?
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Ummmmm....I'm pretty sure that's why we changed his name to WellFed. MK kept the K but I'm dropping it:)
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Is is me or does K-Fed look like he's been FED a lot these days?
Victoria has a friggin criminal record, and he's fat.
Brit needs to get over these losers, realize that there will never be a man that loves her for her and not her money or fame and stay single.
Heck even her rents were gone for a couple years, the only two people who are going to love her unconditionally are her kids ... and her pets.
Also for fucksakes Brit Brit needs some self-esteem.
Btw I think this story is b.s., I mean National Enquirer??? Pleaseeee..
No problem with Kevin. He takes care of his children. Unlike their mother.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:09pm.
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are you fucking kiddin me????
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She's much better looking than shitney. Wonder why she is with Kfed. He's ugly and a loser on top of that... Doesn't he now have four kids? Who would want to be with that thing. There's plenty of guys out there with no kids and are good-looking and not retarded...
Submitted by cycloneb on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:01pm.
hells to the YEah!
cheers!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:33pm.
But can you roll over the dining room table and dive onto the couch while changing channels sideways?
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lol! no, but while lying on my stomach, i can roll over quickly and 'shoot the tv' sideways. very csi miami
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:31pm.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:08pm.
I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. UNLESS YOU ARE A FUCKING GODDAMN GUY WHO IS VERY HAPPILY MARRIED OR COMITTED, HE AINT GOING TO FUCKING WANT KIDS. IT IS A HUGE FUCKING RESPONSIBLITY AND EXPENSE. I AM COMPLETELY GODDAMN FUCKING 100% CONFINCED THE ONLY FUCKING GODDAMN REASON K-FED IS HANGING FUCKING ON AS THE MODEL PARENT IS BECAUSE OF HIS BIG FUCKING FAT ALIMONY AND CHILD SUPPORT CHECK HE IS GETTING. IF SHE WERE A BROKE ASS FUCKING BITCH WITH NOTHING, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE LIKE A GODDAMN FART IN THE WIND.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:37pm.
Dlisted is safe. i get no alerts. maybe cuz of your black cat, you're having bad luck? just a thought ;)
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What is wrong with this girl? Seriously...KFED? She seems way out of his league.
I feel so sorry for those kids. Their mother is mentally ill, which is very sad, and their father is a lazy low life, who only looks like a good parent in comparison to his ex-wife who is unwell.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:37pm.
Does anyone else get a hacker alert from their firewall when on DL?
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Submitted by putas on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:36pm.
I just know that holding it that way has to fuck up the trajectory, yes?
Well, aim and recoil. It's biomechanically unnatural and therefore not how handguns were designed to be held. As you said, it's only to look tough. Frankly, I'm surprised thugs ever hit anyone from beyond 15'.
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
Hacker Alert?!?! My firewall never pops up to tell me anything!!! I wonder if its working properly or not?
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:28pm.
Nothing screams "white trash" like this douche. And the bitch he's with, if it's not his sister he's dating..it's his cousin.
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codenames La Choy and Bacos.
Does anyone else get a hacker alert from their firewall when on DL?
I got one yesterday.
Hackers: I'm on your tail.
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codenames La Choy and Bacos.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:14pm.
It bothers you too? ha. At least you don't yell at the screen like I do when I'm watching a movie. I mutter and curse these 'damn punks' and yet I've never held a gun myself. I just know that holding it that way has to fuck up the trajectory, yes?
And Hysteria hell yes. If i could find my remote I would hold it sideways (b/c that's the only way the damn things seems to work). Ha.
I need to go vote for MK for today. He better be beating those other unfunny bitches!
There really needs to be an animated show starring Agent Bacos and Agent La Choy: The Cheetoling Spies.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:30pm.
But can you roll over the dining room table and dive onto the couch while changing channels sideways?
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
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Submitted by putas on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:09pm.
I hate it when guys (or anyone really) hold their cigs like that to look tough. Really? It's tantamount to holding your gun sideways.
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agree!! yet i do hold my remote sideways. makes me feel all gangsta while watching "Painting with Paulson" on pbs
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In my head when I think of MK in real life he reminds me of the guy from the soup
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FRANKIE I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT SEVERAL TIMES BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
Submitted by putas on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:09pm.
It's tantamount to holding your gun sideways.
hahaha. That bugs me a lot in movies and on TV. Cuz Army Rangers hold their handguns like AJ in "Wanted" or a pretend thug in some rap video.
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
I believe, Mr. Manson, you are fucked in the head.
Love,
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I hate it when guys (or anyone really) hold their cigs like that to look tough. Really? It's tantamount to holding your gun sideways.
I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. UNLESS YOU ARE A FUCKING GODDAMN GUY WHO IS VERY HAPPILY MARRIED OR COMITTED, HE AINT GOING TO FUCKING WANT KIDS. IT IS A HUGE FUCKING RESPONSIBLITY AND EXPENSE. I AM COMPLETELY GODDAMN FUCKING 100% CONFINCED THE ONLY FUCKING GODDAMN REASON K-FED IS HANGING FUCKING ON AS THE MODEL PARENT IS BECAUSE OF HIS BIG FUCKING FAT ALIMONY AND CHILD SUPPORT CHECK HE IS GETTING. IF SHE WERE A BROKE ASS FUCKING BITCH WITH NOTHING, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE LIKE A GODDAMN FART IN THE WIND.
Submitted by Kaylee on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 2:56pm.
Now thats the look of a man who dont do shit. He needs to write a book. On how to live free for the rest of your life. I'd check it out.
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LOL! For reals. Me too.
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You know Brit Brit gave SPF and JJ the codenames La Choy and Bacos.
Comedic gold. :)
Ew he looks gross!!! Oh and I have those boots!!!
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