Brit Brit's Cheetolings Are Spying On Daddy's New Ho
K-WellFed is boning some broad named Victoria Prince and Brit Brit has dispatched her pair of Cheetolings to spy on the two. You know Brit Brit gave SPF and JJ the codenames La Choy and Bacos.
A source told The National Enquirer (via SS) that Brit Brit told Agent La Choy and Agent Bacos to tell her what Victoria is like and if she spends the night. The source went on to say, "She has also asked her bodyguards to milk information out of Kevin's bodyguards and quizzed his nanny and friends. She's been texting people, asking what's up with him and Victoria."
K-WellFed might know what's up, because according to some skanks he loves it when Brit Brit wants him back.
Yeah, right. He doesn't know shit! Look at the picture above. He has no idea that Agent La Choy and Agent Bacos are hiding under his triple-XL bull dyke shorts. They are making Mama Cheetos proud.
Here's K-WellFed and that Victoria ho going bowling in Los Angeles the other night.
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As a comment to the women here, would you honestly go out with someone who had 4 kids already?
I come from a really fucked up step family situation so maybe that's why but even without the BritBrit dramaz and KwellFed ugliness, I wouldn't go anywhere near someone like him because of the children situation. Does that make me immensely shallow?
Hi there Sugaroo!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 7:42pm.
I'm definitely Team Kfed, but I can't say I think much of his taste in women. I'm not sure how old this one currently is, but I can tell she's going to age badly.
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Not only does she age badly, but she doesn't pay her bills either. She's in foreclosure on her CA home, and many "friends" say she's looking for a payday. Seems the golddigger has been golddug.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 7:26pm.
He's not smart and he's got Super Spermies.
You know what's funny? I hooked up w/ a true KFed type post divorce, when I was in my struggling actres "I'm the least successful of all my friends & need a man & a family to feel better" phase. Well, fake KFed couldn't make it happen, but I became sane again & met a decent guy, & it wasn't 5 months later that we were expecting The Child. I guess God really does look out for the stupid sometimes ....
I can't hate on KFed too much. Whatever he's doing, the kids look clean & happy with him.
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I'm definitely Team Kfed, but I can't say I think much of his taste in women. I'm not sure how old this one currently is, but I can tell she's going to age badly. She's already jowl-y when viewed in profile. Of course, I doubt he'll be spending the rest of his life with her.
Triscuit sweetie,
Jim Carrey is hung like an elephant!
Makes me and my stoli bottle sweat like crazy dahling!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 7:24pm
Okay, no offense, guys. But is this going to be another night of Tiger Lilly loving up on Charles Manson because last night everything was pretty much said. I go off topic myself but even I found that to be a bit much. And nooooo, I'm not reporting anyone. I know I don't have to read the comments. I KNOW. I'm just saying what I feel. :-)
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I GOT TO REACH FOR MY BONG
AND THEN I GET MY .22
AND START PICKING OFF THE FEW
I HAVE A ROAST BEEF
AND THEN A QUEEF
BUT I KNOW MY TIGERLILLY WILL STAY TRUE
OH TIGERLILLY. OH GIRL. OH GIRL
TIGERLILLY, THEY CALL ME THE HUNTER
CAUSE THAT'S MY NAME
THEY CALL ME THE HUNTER
BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET MY GAME
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I WILL GIVE YOU ALL I HAVE TO GIVE
RINGS PEARLS AND ALL.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 7:26pm.
It's also related to the fact that, to the best of my knowledge, no Nobel Prize winners have the nickname Meat Pole.
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
That has to be some big shit he's got. & I mean big as in both length and girth! cuz there is no way I'd let that chubby near some snatch otherwise...
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Submitted by wildchildintn on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 7:19pm.
I don't like this new ho..she has duh face.
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Haaahhhhaaaaaaa.Just like Brit!Only Britney's face is more like DuRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR,PRICKS!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 6:48pm.
How long 'til he knocks this skank ho up? Any bets?
It wouldn't be smart, since she's got no money and he'd owe child support. But then he's not smart.
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He's not smart and he's got Super Spermies...KWellFed's Super Spermies are immune to all forms of birf control, and don't even care if a bitch is menopausal. Trust. That's why trash like him be a dime a dozen, but how many Nobel prize winners you see on a daily basis? Yep, Mother Nature likes you humans DUMB and TRASHY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
People like Federline just piss me of a lot because they are fucking opportunist. Where was he when Shar was pregnant and another little one at home? Nowhere. Actually he was somewhere. He was screwing Britney with all of his greedy hands everywhere. Well, you know what? You're going to be as broke as flap jack when that kid hits 18 and you longer have the alimony and child support rolling in. He has severve pimp getto mentality and will probably burn it all up on a very nice rented house and super nice car instead of socking away 5,000 here and 10,000 there and a 100,000 whereever.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by SweetLove on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 7:23pm.
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Howdy Pauly! :-)
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This skank, trashy, fugly manwhore thinks he is God's gift to women. HA!
Heard he has a really small peen...like an extra belly button.
He needs to crawl back to the depths of obscurity where he came from.
Gag me with a spoon, sweetie dahling!
I don't like this new ho..she has duh face.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 6:48pm.
How long 'til he knocks this skank ho up? Any bets?
It wouldn't be smart, since she's got no money and he'd owe child support. But then he's not smart.
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
I vote for my ho everyday!
How come his "humble"(haha) ass hasn't told us skanks too vote for him yet?
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 7:03pm.
Well the court just ruled that she isn't able to take care of HERSELF. Not that I don't agree that Shitney doesn't want them!
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Unstable (I think) even today despite looking halfway decent on some stage. She's had handlers all her working career and being self-sufficient doesn't work for her.
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 7:03pm.
I am a mother, and have been happily married for twenty years. So this has never been an issue in my life, but it pisses me off to see how fathers are treated.
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I completely agree. What, by default, makes women better parents? I've seen some families where the dad takes the reigns and is more of a parent than the mother is. I've also seen families where the mother is an irresponsible alcoholic and the father has to pick up all the slack. For whatever reason, it's ALWAYS in the mother's favor no matter what the circumstances.
"You have to fuck up BIG TIME to have your kids taken away"
Yes, and Kevin has not fucked up, has he? Or do children only belong to the mother?
I am a mother, and have been happily married for twenty years. So this has never been an issue in my life, but it pisses me off to see how fathers are treated.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 6:46pm.
Well the court just ruled that she isn't able to take care of HERSELF. Not that I don't agree that Shitney doesn't want them!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HEY K FUCKING FED DO YOU LIKE YOUR ROLLING GODDAMN SOFA ON WHEELS. GIVE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING KIDS BACK TO THEIR MOTHER. THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON THEY SHOULD NOT FUCKING BE WITH HER. STUPID PRICK.
Submitted by luckycharms on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 6:46pm.
The only conclusion I can come up with is that she doesn't want the kids. Because at this point there is no reason why they shouldn't be with her. You have to fuck up BIG TIME to have your kids taken away.
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I've wondered that myself.
Why does Kevin wear pedal-pushers for obese people? Does he not know his own size?
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 6:26pm.
You have mail.
Vote early, vote often. Okay, you can only vote once every 24 hours but I make sure to do it every day. Now, if only MK would get his ass out of...well, wherever it is...I might go door to door and use other people's computers to jack up the number of votes.
On Topic: Fed up with this topic!!!
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Smoking? definitely not good example for youngster!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 5:47pm.
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Who is that in your Avi?
Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
Money in your pocket, Dying to move your body...
Something about this fucker getting fat pisses me off. He has no business getting fat. Get off your fat ass and do something, WHORE!
Love his little criminally insane white trash psycho-ho, though! This fat fucker sure can pick 'em, can't he? How long 'til he knocks this skank ho up? Any bets? Oh, wait. That dumb whore is probably already pregnant with their first little budding psychopath...Awww....
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Submitted by Stick Stickly on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 5:02pm.
Who looks at that piece of shit and thinks "Mmmm, sexy"?
...which POS are you referring too?
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
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What a super wierd thing having to have a conservatorship when you are a full grown woman. Ya she acted super squirrelly in the past but at this point if I were her I would be like NO. Get the hell out of my face give me my kids NOW. The only conclusion I can come up with is that she doesn't want the kids. Because at this point there is no reason why they shouldn't be with her. You have to fuck up BIG TIME to have your kids taken away.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
K-Fed needs love, too!
Funky fresh dressed to impress ready to party
Money in your pocket, Dying to move your body...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:52pm.
wake up MK, I know you're not out anywhere, we got ten inches of fresh snow and NY got it even worse.
It's 70 something degrees here in Tampa but I will take your cold over the lunatics we have here.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 5:43pm.
I know someone already posted this, but I love her brushes with the law and stoned mugshot:
Can't fool me, buddy. She's a friend of yours, isn't she? You know way too much about her. Don't give me any of that "I Googled her." crap. :)
I'm too lazy to look it up so, likely, you can tell me how old she is. She looks like my 15-year-old niece (only my niece is much prettier).
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hahaha! KwellFed is the best!!!
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i'm a hater of dumb untalented britney but since i'v e read about the permant conservatorship i'm worried. she did weird things indeed - imo only to get attention - but there are crazier people around in this world and she's still somehow right enough in her mind that she deserves freedom.
So what do Britney's kids get in return if they spill on their dad? (And yes, she understands baby talk when she interrogates them. It's the only language she knows.) A chance to leave earlier than the court visitations require?
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 5:46pm.
Well, that's his security right there!
hahahahaha. She's also a touch Amazonian, so she could crush the bad guys in a leg-lock. I wonder if she's on some sort of probation that limits her right to carry a stun gun.
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Amy walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. All the hotel staff wants Amy to disappear.
PS. She is SO getting cholarized!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 5:43pm.
I know someone already posted this, but I love her brushes with the law and stoned mugshot:
Last year Victoria was arrested for assault
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Well, that's his security right there! What else does he need?
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WOW Sheeps! Look like KFed found someone more batshit than Britney.
PS - LOL @ the "terror campaign".
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
lol jiggy
Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 5:42pm.
It's cool.
The sad fact seems to be with white trash that the guys got no class, but often the dick is mayjah.
Go figger.
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I know someone already posted this, but I love her brushes with the law and stoned mugshot:
Last year Victoria was arrested for assault and disturbing the peace, but she pleaded not guilty, and the case was dismissed. In high school she allegedly waged a terror campaign against three kids at her high school. Their parents filed a temporary restraining order against her, but the judge rejected it, telling the school to deal with it.
Victoria was also charged with possession of a dangerous weapon on school premises, a stun gun, and possession of alcohol by a minor, but since she was a minor those records were destroyed. Victoria said the stun gun was for protection, because she had to walk to her car late at night.
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/victoria-prince-mug-shot/
JIggy that doesn't bother me, it was the whole "white trash" part and then acting black.....thing....if you know what i mean...but i'm over it lol
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 3:58pm.
Dlisted is safe. i get no alerts. maybe cuz of your black cat, you're having bad luck? just a thought ;)
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You could be right. JIC I'll have my IT freak SO try to track the spyware.
As for my kitteh, once you go black you never go back. ;-)
Sorry, Rosemary.
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What a looser...who would actually want this dork back?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
always in? lol I hardly say anything negative to anyone.....that's why i said i'm here a lot ....you have no clue what you are talking about