Russell Crowe Is Too Fat For Sienna Miller
Russell Crowe's movie about Robin Hood is falling apart, because he's a fat old sack of fugness. That's what Page Six claims anyway. According to their sources, Russell's movie Nottingham is a fucking mess, because the bitch is not losing the chunk. Shooting was supposed to start in February, but now that's been pushed to April, because mega slut Sienna Miller quit that bitch.
A source said, "Russell never lost the weight he put on for 'Body of Evidence' - and so the love scenes between him and Sienna would have been laughable. He's so old and fat and she's so young and gorgeous. It's just . . . gross."
A love scene between Sienna and a Seawolf (Russell does kind of look like one) would be believable, because she has a nonpartisan pussy. Sienna has a gift that most sluts would give up their no gag reflex for. She has the ability to make any fuck session work despite any odds. They need to give the whore the credit she deserves!
Anyslutty, the producers are now looking for a fatter, older ho to play Maid Marian. Um. Harvey Fierstein is available!
The movie also has other problems thanks to Russell. He demanded a complete rewrite so that most of the movie's focus is on his big ass. A source said he's also trying to get director Ridley Scott fired.
A studio bitch confirmed that Sienna busted out, but said Ridley is staying.
This is easily solved. Work with what you've got. Bring in Kristie Alley, change the title to Eatingham, rename Russell's character Robin Food, and instead of a Kraft services table, get Claim Jumper to cater that shit. BAM! Problem solved.
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Russell Crowe will lose the weight but S*****ienna will never lose her licentious reputation. Not the best pick for the Maid Marion role! Hard to jump from acting drunk & debauched to acting maidenly, especially for a person with extremely limited acting abilities. I'm sure if the role called for flagrant nudity she would still be in the cast. It seems that is her forte! I'm sure they waited for her contract to expire and dumped her due to public outcry!
Now they can hire a real actress!
mmmm Claim Jumper...
A fat Robinhood, now that's interesting
What's hollywoods obsession with Robin Hood?
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what a shit fest even before the focus leader is shot...they should shelve this piece of crap now and save the money and impending failure
anyslutty..MK is right..Sienna would fuck fat...if its attached to cash... and he shouldnt care who he gets...he's a guy.. he gets laid... win / win
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Russell Crowe can eat in my bed anytime.
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If you go to "Nottingham" on IMDb, they list a bunch of varying entertainment stories on this dust-up. It's hard to tell what the problem is but it's sure a mess.
Okay, I just spent a lot of time looking at the Claim Jumper menu and all I can say is if they cater the movie I will move to Chubwood Forest.
How could russell crowe be too fat for slutty sienna miller? she'll fuck anything that walks; that's what sluts do...
Was the source being facetious by calling Russell's weight-gain pic 'Body of Evidence' or does said source really not know that it's 'Body of Lies'? 'Evidence' is that soft-core Madonna pic from the early '90s.
I'm hoping Sluttyienna dropped out because she realized she's not the same caliber actor as Russell, fat or otherwise. 'Nottingham' sounds like an outright debacle.
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not a russell crowe fan...and now he's a fat fuck and still an asshole...
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someone should make him watch gladiator over and over and over and over
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Last night "Gladiator" was on HBO. God I LOVE that movie! And it's a 2 for 1 with Russell AND Joaquin!
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Deb, I love that movie! It's one of my favorites!
I thought Crowe was super hot in Gladiator. Now, not so much. He was also good in Cinderella Man.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:17pm.
R.C. made a movie in Oz in 1992 that established him and then he came over to terrorize the U.S. The movie is called "Romper Stomper" and it's about a gang of vicious skinheads. It's brutal and very hard to watch.
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I got tingles on the back of mah neck remembering that film! Srlsy hardcore. I've seen a few skinhead/street thug films but that one takes the cake. Closely followed by 'Chopper'.
The whole cast was pretty impressive, but Crowe was the shit! Did an amazing job of being both morose, threating and yet sexy at the same time. Shame a lot of his acting has become as bloated as his physique since.
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LOL Dee Dee. I bought the movie about a month ago and was toying with the idea of watching it today because of the snow, but fell asleep instead. Another movie on my list to buy is 'Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows' with Rosalind Russell, Stella Stevens and Susan St. James.
I'm referring back to my yoot.
@ Zappy
What a coincidence! I just watch the Incredible Mr. Limpitt with my kiddos the other day. I love Don Knotts.
ITA. No original ideas in Hollywood anymore.
That smelled like a stinker from the start. Robin Hood and the Sheriff being played by the same actor? What an approach. And Ms. Miller as Maid Marian (give me the talent free Keira Knightley anytime). The best Robin Hood I recall was a 60s English series. Stuff dreams are made of (all done in studios and he was a bit fat too LOL).
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=2w7ALMIUy74
After seeing it I roamed our Hessian woods imagining my friends and I were in medivial Britain. Not to mention Errol Flynn. Why oh why all these remakes? Who in his right mind would want to see a 2009 Robin Hood? Is Hollywood really this desparate?
Sienna is cute. In a skanky cunty way.
@ Dee Dee
Remakes are usually crappy. The only thing going for most remakes today are the special effects. Can't someone in Hollywood get a new idea?
A few years back, my kids wanted to see 'War of the Worlds' and that was the only reason I went. It sucked and it was stupid. The original was classic. Originals are always classic.
Give me a good Black and White movie anyday. Laura, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Two on a Guillotine, The Time of Their Lives (anything with Abbott and Costello)..and my favorite color movie classic Animal House.. Even some of those cornball movies with Don Knotts ~ The Incredible Mr. Limpitt or The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
All that stuff is better than the crap they put out now.
Do we really need another Robin Hood remake?
I bet she has mercury poisoning.
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Why doesn't Sienna just campaign for a more appropriate role: Friar Fuck?
Russell Crowe is looking a bit 'Mickey Rourkeish' these days, without the Hotox
something tells me Danielle spencer has been sabotaging his diet like Lindsay Lohan did to Rachael Mcadams in mean girls so Sienna won't screw with her man! lol!
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Russel Crowe and Sienna Miller in the same movie is rediculous; even moreso in the same sentence. She should be kissing RC's A.
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Why is Russell Crowe playing Robin Hood anyway? Whose stupid idea was that. If they just want to re-redo something English with costumes, they should've made him Henry VIII. Sienna could be Catherine Howard (aka "The Slutty One"), and then the "grossness" of their love scenes would be completely appropriate (since by that time Henry was old and fat and had gout and still, of course, married a teenager). Hell, he'd probably win an award for it. But apparently someone thinks if he just loses some pounds he'll be believable as Robin Hood? Oy.
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I guess if you're an idiot with a hearing problem, you do things like that.
Sienna has "fucking" standards? Damn.
I thought "Nottingham" was going to be about the Sheriff of Nottingham with Robin Hood's part being small. I thought Russell was going to play the Sheriff, not Robin!! I'm all confused now.
No problem . . . the thing probably won't get made unless Russell loses weight and it doesn't look like he will. Money is too tight these days for people to take a chance on a fat Robin Hood!! Also, Russell Crowe's career is just about in the toilet. He's got a really bad rep and it's getting worse. In another year, we might be asking "Russell, who"?? Too bad, because he does have talent.
Submitted by dadada on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 4:36pm.
I pray I never see a pap photo of today's Joaquin
on a beach esp if a thong is involved.
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I never thought Crowe was hot..he just is so boring and fug.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm so relieved that no one is trying to push Crowe as a sex symbol these days. I thought it was way over the top that he was EVER considered hot, as he has always seemed fat and greasy to me. It was like, wow, this guy is forty something, overweight, bad fashion sense, bad facial hair, and he still gets promoted as a stud, but a woman has to be 18, immaculate, and emaciated to be raised up like that. Bullshit.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
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"Nonpartisan pussy" is the funniest thing I've heard all day. *still laughing*
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
WTF has anyone seen "When the Devil Knows Your're Dead?" or "Raging Bull?" Philip Seymour Hoffman, and De Niro embraced their plumpness,in their sex scenes. Ok De Niro's weren't as graphic, but he got the chicks in that film, repulsive or not. This total reverse discrimination on Hollywood's part. LOL Usually an actress gets the boot, if they got too chubby, or they would write the chub in the script if she was pregnant. Russell's attitude seems to over shadow his movies and he seems to drifting towards character parts, He's a good actor. This is life people check out those beach pictures of celebrities that were in outstanding peak form years ago... Arnold, Sylvester,Val Kilmer,Harrison Ford, Joaquin??? BTW I hope Marisa Tomei will get the role of Marion and tawk with a Brooklyn accent!I love her!
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He could do a remake of 'Last Tango in Paris' and start his fat Brando phase of his career.
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
R.C. made a movie in Oz in 1992 that established him and then he came over to terrorize the U.S. The movie is called "Romper Stomper" and it's about a gang of vicious skinheads. It's brutal and very hard to watch. Here's the trailer which has some ugly violence(you were warned!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXa-nAYdjrk
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Oh no. Russell has grey hair and extra pounds. So what if he can act. Complete negative of Miller who's only contribution is packaging.
Russel just looks all around nasty period.
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Sienna who?
It's because Sienna Miller can't carry a movie on her own. Russell Crowe can and has. He's the older, more established actor. She's young, mediocre and only known (and not even that well known) for fucking guys, not any kind of talent she has. Its not a surprise they would keep him, it probably wasnt even up for debate. Thats hardly sexism (which does certainly exist but not in this case)
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Anyway, I find it hilarious that between two leading actors they keep the fat negligent one and give the boot to the other one because she would make HIM look bad. It just makes you understand the value Hollyweird gives to women in general, like they're some sort of accessories.
If they get Harvey Fierstein to play Maid Marian I will wait in line to see that the first night it hits the screen. And then I will wait in line the day it comes out on DVD to be the first one to buy it.
Has anyone seen Break the Leash?
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Sienna looks great for 40!
Kirsty Alley as Maid Marian, hilarious!
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Tunafish and apples man.....
Well, if Nottingham doesn't work out for Russell he can always play Peter Griffin in the live stage version of Family Guy.
Christ he looks like hell! You'd think for all the $$$ they're throwing him - he could get to the gym once in a blue moon -- or at least stop stuffing all the food into his gob. Ewww... just the thought of him and the lovely Sienna... that's not pretty. I'm glad they're going to re-cast.
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I'm an older fatter ho -- and an actress far super to Slutty. I'll work opposite a larger, aged Academy Award winner!
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Lol! Harvey Fierstein!
They should just shut down production and cancel the project.
No one is going to go see it.
No one wants their money to go to that fat prick so he can use it to stay in top of the line hotels and assault the staff.
He's as much box office poison as tommy girl