Friday, January 9th 2009
Dexter Married His Sister
Terrible news for those of you whores who coochie cream over Michael C. Hall. He went off and got himself married to the chick who plays his sister on Dexter. Ew! You're boning your sister! Seriously now, his spokesbitch told E! that they did the deed on New Year's Eve in Big Sur, CA.
Michael, 37, and Jennifer Carpenter, 29, have been dating on the down low for about a year and a half. They are expected to walk the red carpet as man and wifey this Sunday at the Golden Globes.
Dexter is not a member of my Tivo queue family, but I was all about Six Feet Under. David Fisher is married to Keith Charles! Not this stick bug lady!
P.S. - Let's all clap for that hot Asian girl in the picture above. She's giving us face.
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Molotov Cocktease ok thanks. sigh
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Looks like she pushed some pins in her nipples and those are what holding the dress up! A literal clothes hanger if you will...!
STFU!!!
I loved him as David Fisher.
Best wishes to the newlyweds.
Love him! Cannot stand her!! Go back to Keith already!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:53pm.
ANGEL_I - you wanna tag team her?
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omg Michael
DEXTER IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV!!!!!!! lol
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Jennifer Carpenter why don't you just change you name to Karen Caprenter. Because you look like you are on the edge of death.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
A song and a bong, I'm in...
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Don't look for what's lost but live for what's left...Niller...
snowpiece - no, I don't think so, I dvr'd (a po' mans tivo) the whole season so we could watch it in a weekend session but I think it just ended like 2 months ago
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I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
PS: maybe he can feed her now
PS2: she has the best 'potty' mouth on tv!
Molotov Cocktease did Season 3 come out on dvd?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow." devilgirl VOTE http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by ginger_t: "... I will always think of him as geigh because of Six Feet Under. I guess that is the power of his mad acting skillz.
... she suffers from that Drew Barrymore / Katie Holmes school of rubber lips that smoosh this way and that, mostly this way, when she talks."
Agree rabidly on both points.
Cate Blanchett has that mouth thing, but I love her, so...
jan_ - I never thought they tried to play her as hawt on the show. I mean, she never really gets any prime dudes (hello, Ice truck Killer and that lame FBI guy, no thanks!) and she dresses like a total tomboy so I always thought they were trying to completely eradicate any glimmer of cute she had.
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
the asian girl looks like nic cage's child-bride.
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I'm OK with it. I knew they were dating and I accepted he was straight and had no chance with his serial killing hotness long ago. So I'll wish them well. She should put on some weight, though. I hate what Hollywood has done to curves.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:45pm.
What's keeping that dress up, faith or duct tape?
I don't dislike the chick but it amazes me that they play it like she's so "hot" on the show and she's just built like a small boy and this dress is ANYTHING but flattering. She could find something that looked great but this just says "Look at my clavicle and note the alarming lack of boobage"...
That said, three cheers for her for NOT going down the fake boob route. She would look ridiculous (as do most of them).
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And three cheers for a high official of the Itty-bitty tittie committe scoring a hot Hollywood ho! I mean, daynum that bitch has NO TITS whatsoever...That dude must be a leg man...or secretly be into young boys...I'm going with leg man...I've decided I like him, even though I don't really know who that ho is.
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ANGEL_I - you wanna tag team her? I just finished this season on dvr and I remember thinking, man, I really like Deb this season... now, seeing her channeling Allegra Versace, not so much
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Submitted by backfat on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:45pm.
I can't believe he married that man-face.
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He didn't marry his sister; he married his brother. God, is she skinny-ugly or what?
TV and reality are blurring ... I will always think of him as geigh because of Six Feet Under. I guess that is the power of his mad acting skillz.
I love her potty mouth on the show. I hate her actual mouth, though - she suffers from that Drew Barrymore / Katie Holmes school of rubber lips that smoosh this way and that, mostly this way, when she talks. Kinda like a side talker. VERY distracting. Then again, I've heard I have a rubber face when I talk. Thank god people don't hold up mirrors to me.
ACK! HE's MINE! I'ma cuttabeech now!
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she needs to go on a diet!
Why would he marry Picasso-face?
LOVE Dexter...just love it! Nothing wrong with a do-gooding serial killer in my book. She plays a cool chick in this show, but I had no idea she was this stick thin...get meat on thy bones child!!
I don't see how those mosquito bites, masquerading as breasts, hold that dress up...?
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What's keeping that dress up, faith or duct tape?
I don't dislike the chick but it amazes me that they play it like she's so "hot" on the show and she's just built like a small boy and this dress is ANYTHING but flattering. She could find something that looked great but this just says "Look at my clavicle and note the alarming lack of boobage"...
That said, three cheers for her for NOT going down the fake boob route. She would look ridiculous (as do most of them).
I can't believe he married that man-face.
Is it really "Dating on the Down low" when people didnt actually care?
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I hope she had 2 servings of wedding cake.
I've never watched the show and I don't really know who this dude is, but I've decided I don't like his new wife for two reasons...well, Ok, three 1) she has a cunty look on her face 2) I don't appreciate the way she is holding that wineglass 3) it's more fun to hate on a bitch than to lurve on one...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
SHE IS A LITTLE BIT TOO THIN FOR MY GODDAMN FUCKING TASTE. I WILL LET MY WIFE IN HER GODDAMN FUCKING MILE WIDE FUCKING APRON COOK UP SOME GODDAMN FUCKING FRIED CHICKEN WITH GARLIC FUCKING GODDAMN MASHED POTATOES TO FUCKING BEEF HER UP SOME. THEN SHE SHOULD BE READY FOR ROASTING.
God -somebody feed the stick insect!!!
DISGUSTING, where are the cops to stop this crazy? how can he?
to his defence she is actually his adoptive sister, no blood relations.
damn, note to me self, DEXTER'S NOT REAL LIFE, DEXTER'S NOT REAL LIFE, DEXTER'S NOT REAL LIFE.....
MK how can you not watch Dexter!??? The latest season wastn´t that great but the first two were fantastic! And I think you would like Debra´s (his sisterwife) filthy mouth...
About this relationship... I think there should be a clause in contracts that actors are not allowed to publicly date (or marrying!!!)a co-star that plays their relative on a show until the show has run it´s last season... this is just weird!!! LOL
Jennifer Carpenter...The human bobble-head...
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Ewww how flaca...
they have the same kind of mouth/lips
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:30pm.
She is so thin, her head looks over-sized...or maybe it really is.
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For a second I thought that was Lara Flynn Boyle. Then I remembered its not hte 90's anymore.
She may play his sister, but she looks like his little brother.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I didn't even know they were dating. Well, congrats! I guess...
Is that the dude from Six Feet Under?
She is so thin, her head looks over-sized...or maybe it really is.
Congratulations to them, I guess.
Have a great weekend everyone!
I fucking LOVE Dexter!!! She is fugly as sin though, especially in HD ((shudder))
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT! To Big SUR!
Wow looks like Ms. Carpenter is about to go all Karen Carpentar on us. She's positively skeletal!!! EW he married his sister on the show?! That's gotta be only kinda weird especially when they do the hugging scenes...!
STFU!!!
Neither of those dumb whores are attractive to me
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Emily Rose is in correct color, however demon still resides in her.
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Poor thing is suffering from Feist face, and then the "Carpenter" thing, she looks like a human wishbone.
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They actually resemble one another.