Mickey Rourke In My Favorite Position
Ever since I started wearing pants, my hand has been down them, because that shit is my favorite thing to do. It's not even a "thing" anymore. It's a way of life. My mom calls it the "Al Brady." Yes, she means the "Al Bundy," but she gets her TV hos mixed up. Seriously, I do it all the time. It's not a sexual thing, you nasty bitch! It's not like my finger is up my ass. Well, not usually. It's just comforting keeping my hand right above my crotch area. Although, my slutty hand does travel a little too far south sometimes, but only to say "hey."
And just like Mickey Rourke, I even do that shit in public. But I always do it without thinking. When I'm waiting to cross the street or something like that, sometimes my hand will just creep into my pants out of habit. Whoever I'm with will usually call me a nasty perv and tell me to never leave the house again, but it's not like it's obscene!
In fact, I'm glad Mickey Rourke did it at the Critics Choice Awards last night. It distracts from his chilaquiles face.
ShareThis
He's kinda hot!!
I just watched a youtube clip of 9.5 weeks, what the hell did Rourke do to his face? He used to be lusssssssshhhh :(
He used to be so hot back in the 80's when I was growing up. I can hardly stand to look at him now.
who won best actor? Not StuPitt I hope! I like Rourke's whole "fuck you" attitude towards Hollywood, that's why I'd love to see him win!
-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Mr. Potatohead with the detachable mustache.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 10:14am.
...yes, it is!...you're a smart one!....my mom's side of the family was from Hungary and we grew up knowing this stuff....interestingly, my grandma's last husband - who she only married because he was rich - died soon after she married him after she brought him a glass of lemonade...the guy had never been sick a day in his life AND she told everybody in the family she would kill him if she could...AND her sister had just arrived from Hungary for a visit...how convenient huh?...it's been many, many years but we all know the real truth....it so cool you know about the story!..
````````````````````````````````````````````````
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
☆ www.SugarMommyMatch.com ☆ the best and most effective online dating for sugar mommies and sugar babies in the world.
Casual dating, sex relationships and discreet encounters are just some of the things you will find in the best upscale personals site.
Submitted by mahaatma:
"....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906..."
Is that a reference to the women who poisoned all those people? I just DVR'd the documentary "The Angelmakers". Duuuuude. I saw it a while ago and it stuck in my head. That was awesome. Little nugget of history that is so fascinating! Women are scary, too, man...
something must be wrong with me because i actually think he looks better here than usual...usually he is just a scary scraggly monster face, but here he looks like a human man.
This man...well, there are simply no words to describe him; shuddering.
Off topic, I find Charles Manson's posts highly entertaining. One can never swear too much, in my opinion.
Hilarious post, MK. It almost made my grouchy self laugh.
Well Mic! I can honestly tell you that Mr. Frankenstein face has porn cock! Seriously, no joke. Rourke is packing some 9 inches with girth!
xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/
His clothes at the end of the day probably look like a bag of KFC, with all the grease he oozes. No need for lube, anyway. Barf.
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Is it the liquor in me or is he actually looking a bit better here?
**********************************************
Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:53pm.
...I need to keep my breathe away from the flames at this point....HA!...
````````````````````````````````````````````````
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:51pm.
hahaha. Just do NOT get the Bailey's close to any flames.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44pm.
...I just hope we don't go up in flames like always lately....very nerveracking...I'll be up all night watching for fires like the crackie I am...I 'm on the side of a mountain in a bad fire area and high winds just freak me out...of course, I'm geting shitfaced so that will help...or not...
````````````````````````````````````````````````
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:41pm.
I know! I found my Golden up in a tree.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:36pm.
...I thought the roof was coming off a few times here....it's bad - truck flippin' over wind....it's supposed to last for days too so that sucks...
````````````````````````````````````````````````
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:27pm.
Hey, is it windy as hell out there? It's nuts here in the Valley.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:27pm.
*************************************
Enabler!
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:21pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:28pm.
...oh, and kisses to my sweet Sockey!...you always smell so fresh to me!...
******************************************
Pssht, that because that lil' whore has snorted half a box of Tide and freebased nearly all your Bounce Dryer sheets...Oh, and totally check the back of your washer/dryer for used needles of cooked down Borax...Yeah, it's gotten that bad...
==============================================
...*laying out line of Tide*....*looking for Borax*....
````````````````````````````````````````````````
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:28pm.
...oh, and kisses to my sweet Sockey!...you always smell so fresh to me!...
******************************************
Pssht, that because that lil' whore has snorted half a box of Tide and freebased nearly all your Bounce Dryer sheets...Oh, and totally check the back of your washer/dryer for used needles of cooked down Borax...Yeah, it's gotten that bad...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's wearing wayyyy more make-up than the average woman. Lighten up on the blush, Dude! His face gives me the heebie-jeebies *yikes*
Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:38pm.
then that explains why mickey's hands refuse to stay by his side and why he has that smirky pirate look on his face...poor dog...
_____________________________________________
certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
letinstar: he does have his little dog...I think it's in his pants with his "other" little dog....
````````````````````````````````````````````````
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:13pm.
Ever wonder if he tries on several human leather faces (a la Ed Gein) before settling on one and then walks out the door? Well, I do!
His latest leather face appears to be that of Jocelyn Wildenstein.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
mickey doesn't know what to do with his hands when he doesn't have his little dog with him...gawd, his face is fucked up...
_____________________________________________
certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
mahaatma, you are not wrong. I WOULD PAY GOOD FUCKING GODDAMN MONEY TO SEE THAT FUCKING SHIT AND I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING.
Hahaha... Charlie cracks me up.
...oh, and kisses to my sweet Sockey!...you always smell so fresh to me!...
````````````````````````````````````````````````
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
...Charles Manson, you need to get your ass off death row and replace that douche Dr. Phil....
....you and James Haven....fuck, I'd watch that every day!....AND THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER FUCKING PLACE!!!.... am I wrong people?....
````````````````````````````````````````````````
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...
Ever wonder if he tries on several human leather faces (a la Ed Gein) before settling on one and then walks out the door? Well, I do!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Some good before and after pics of him:
http://jolagier.blog.lemonde.fr/files/mickey_rourke_avantaprs_1.thumbnai...
http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/entertainment/images/m...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
chilaquiles face!
That's some good food! Yum!(not his face though!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:31pm.
OH JESUS. DID YOU GET THAT MOTHEFRUCKING UGLY ON PURPOSE? TAKE A NOTE FROM GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING THE REAL LEGITIMATE OLD TIMERS LIKE FUCKING ROBERT PLANT, FUCKING JIMMY PAGE, GODDAMN CHARLES BRONSON AND TONY BENNETT.
*
true. remember how much better Robert Blake looked when he couldn't dye his hair?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
I can't scroll enough to care, but...none of you assholes have ever seen 9 1/2 weeks? If not, prep yourselves with "Two Moon Junction". MR was a hot piece in 9 and a half, and we all age. Give the guy a break-- he is a good goddamn actor.
Chuck pretty much sums it up for me every time:)
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
OH JESUS. DID YOU GET THAT MOTHEFRUCKING UGLY ON PURPOSE? TAKE A NOTE FROM GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING THE REAL LEGITIMATE OLD TIMERS LIKE FUCKING ROBERT PLANT, FUCKING JIMMY PAGE, GODDAMN CHARLES BRONSON AND TONY BENNETT. THEY LOOK AS GOOD AS A FUCKING GODDMAN MAN CAN HOPE TO. THEY FUCKING AGED. AND WITH FUCKING GODDAMN AGE COMES WISDOM. AND WITH WISDOM COMES SOMETHING YOU CAN NEVER IN A FUCKING MILLION YEARS BUY, AND THAT IS FUCKING ALL KNOWING AND YEARS AND YEARS OF FUCKING EXPERIENCE YOU JUST CAN NOT FUCKING BUY.
Mickey Rourke looks like the Burger King mask.
************
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by Enid R. Lipschitz on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:41pm.
Mickey Rourke is prettier than me. *sigh*
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Enid, you would be right about that. Sorry. *backs away from Enid's scary countenance*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Besides everything else, has anyone noticed how strange his moustache looks?
__________
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:48pm.
*oh...oh my, falls down....*
*wipes paw prints off face and chi chi's*
*********************************************
Sorry, LA, but it's Cholly and PBR!!! A bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do fo her man and some quality booze like that....
By the way, nice tits...What? What? So I copped a feel? So, shoot me...Uh,oh...Zoo officials...Gotta dash....
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
His hand in pants is the least offensive thing going on here...oy.
Although, my slutty hand does travel a little too far south sometimes, but only to say "hey."
Sometimes MK, you're just too much...
================================================
the end...
He would be attractive if he didnt look so busted
what am i saying? he's busted
*****************************************
This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
http://lolavalentinos.etsy.com
http://lolavalentinos.blogspot.com
*oh...oh my, falls down....*
*wipes paw prints off face and chi chi's*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
oops ONT: mickey rourke looks like hes enjoyed many many gazillions of PBR'S
you knoww what they say about PBR men..that and they have 75 cent PBR night every thursday. :)
Style by Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:38pm
A CAN OF FUCKING PABST OR TWO OR THREE OR FOUR WOULD SOUND MIGHTY GOOD RIGHT NOW.
********************************************
*knocking LovesAnderson out of the way*...I'll get it, Cholly, I'll get it!
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
...ah, Pabst Blue Ribbon memories!...good times, drunk on our asses in Lake Geneva Wisconsin, or was it Milwaukee?...who knows but it was the place to drive across the border from Illinois so we could legally get shit faced at 18...and then drive 2 hours home like the irresponsible idiots we were of course...
````````````````````````````````````````````````
....proudly poisoning our men with Hungarian lemonade since 1906...