Nicole Kidman Can't Watch Herself
I haven't seen the alleged epic kangaroo shit pile known as Australia, so I can't comment on Nicole Kidman's performance in it, but I can comment on her FACE. The face that is thisclose to looking exactly like Julie Masking. This is probably what made Nicole so uncomfortable while watching her own movie.
In an interview with a Australian radio station 2DayFM (via LA Times), Nicole said, "I can’t look at this movie and be proud of what I’ve done. But I thought Brandon Walters and Hugh Jackman were wonderful. It’s just impossible for me to connect to it emotionally at all."
Change out the word "movie" with the word "mug" and then she's finally speaking the truth. Oh and while you're doing that, also drop the "it" and add an "anything." There, fixed.
Nicole also said, "I sat there, and I looked at Keith and went, 'Am I any good in this movie?' "
She went on to tell Keith, "Um. Can you just give your answer in words, because I can't see your face. The light beams from your shiny highlights keep ricocheting back and forth off my forehead."
Personally, I don't think Nicole Kidman is a shit actress. But it's probably hard to convey raw emotion when your eye ball falls out every time you try to move a muscle in your face.
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"It’s just impossible for me to connect to it emotionally at all."
Yep. That totally sums up her "acting" style.
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"Nicole Kidman Can't Watch Herself".... neither can the rest of us.
That mask website was effing creepy and now I am going to have nightmares. Thanks Michael, I really needed that. BRR.
she has a very INVITING mouth in this pic.
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For someone who shares my bday, she still bugs. She shoulda made Dead Calm and then stopped. Why is she insisting she's blonde? Stay red. Stay curly, stop injecting freckled face with whitener. C'mon already!
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:47pm.
I don't think that's a necklace-- I think it's the trim on her dress. Reminds me of those caftans old ladies used to wear in the 60s in SoCal.
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That sounds a little judgemental, but very well, thank you for the information.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:47pm.
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NOT A JOKE.
I liked "Old adopted mother fillet"
Did you see the one with the banner at the market place??
She survived 10 years with Tom Cruise and managed to keep her Identity. For that alone "Me loves some Nicole Kidman!"
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I don't think that's a necklace-- I think it's the trim on her dress. Reminds me of those caftans old ladies used to wear in the 60s in SoCal.
Best version of Waltzing Matilda of all time (imo):
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Thanks a lot, MK; that Julie Masking site is gonna give me nightmares for sure tonight.
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It's okay, Nicole-- I can't watch you either.
a movie about aborigines....ill pass
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
she was so beautiful in practical magic! honestly though, even with the botox (i kept looking for wrinkles during the movie), Australia was sooo good. Really, the story is about the aboriginal Australian people, and also hugh jackman takes off his shirt... a lot.
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Read all the items on the Chinese menu.
The third one should make you spew your coffee or fall out of your chair. I still haven't seen 4-10.
I likED her too, Dead Calm was awesome!
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Hairicane, yes! Her time with TommyGirl is the most interesting thing about her.
The upsetting this is that she is a good actress - or was. Addiction comes in many ugly forms and Botox overload is hers.
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i like Nicky, too. I wish to GAWD she'd spill it on TOmmygirl.
I don't think she's a bad actress...the problem is that I don't find her even remotely interesting to watch.
OMG. Catch me! I'm fainting from that necklace. Real or costume, it's so f'g KONICHIWA!!! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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hahah actually, I don't mind Nicky Kidman.
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