Nicole Kidman Can't Watch Herself
I haven't seen the alleged epic kangaroo shit pile known as Australia, so I can't comment on Nicole Kidman's performance in it, but I can comment on her FACE. The face that is thisclose to looking exactly like Julie Masking. This is probably what made Nicole so uncomfortable while watching her own movie.
In an interview with a Australian radio station 2DayFM (via LA Times), Nicole said, "I can’t look at this movie and be proud of what I’ve done. But I thought Brandon Walters and Hugh Jackman were wonderful. It’s just impossible for me to connect to it emotionally at all."
Change out the word "movie" with the word "mug" and then she's finally speaking the truth. Oh and while you're doing that, also drop the "it" and add an "anything." There, fixed.
Nicole also said, "I sat there, and I looked at Keith and went, 'Am I any good in this movie?' "
She went on to tell Keith, "Um. Can you just give your answer in words, because I can't see your face. The light beams from your shiny highlights keep ricocheting back and forth off my forehead."
Personally, I don't think Nicole Kidman is a shit actress. But it's probably hard to convey raw emotion when your eye ball falls out every time you try to move a muscle in your face.
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Wow. In a few words, she FURTHER tanked that movie all on her own. If anybody thought to go watch it...she just changed their mind. Fuck.
No, what she's really saying is this movie sucked ass which always kills me when they admit it so soon after we were bombarded with this fucking promo tours where they pretend it's the best fucking movie ever.
No, what she's really saying is this movie sucked ass which always kills me when they admit it so soon after we were bombarded with this fucking promo tours where they pretend it's the best fucking movie ever.
Nicole Kidman should just take the fucking hint. She can't act worth donkey balls and her face would slide off if it wasn't injected with fillers and botox regularly.
I couldn't believe it when she won/was up for all those awards - even with the amount of fuckery involved in the Oscars and all that shit, it was still astounding that she was rewarded at all for her mediocre at best "acting" abilities. I guess pretending to ride alien peen for ten years really does end up paying off.
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:34pm.
i only liked nicole kidman in "dead calm" and "to die for"...can't name anything else she's in that i like...
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She was really great in "To Die For". It's amazing how different she looked then.
haha @ TITS..I have to watch Invasion
Wow, she's obviously heard, read all the BAD reviews lol. I mean how could she have escaped some of the scathing comments that have been made about her performance. She would have to have hid under a friggin rock and never come out. I like Nicole but I have NEVER thought she was a good actress. Actually I think she is extremely over-rated. I have never understood her appeal - apart from maybe her attractive looks. She is usually very wooden and unconvincing in her roles. She doesn't have any range either.
Oh, and way to go slagging herself off when the movie is still out there at cinemas lol. Just proves how truly dumb she is. And if you have doubts about the dumb thing, just go to youtube and watch her last performance on Letterman. I rest my case!
I didnt see the movie, but I think the problem was that Nicole was the wrong person for the role. Naomi Watts or Charlize Theron would have been better. No wonder Russell Crowe bailed from the beginning...
The only reason I would have gone to see the movie was Hugh Jackman. He looked perfect in the film. He just had the wrong person.
At least she admitted her weakness in the movie. It's time for Nicole to start reconnecting with fans and her fellow Australians. She's been so detatched and cold for too long. After a while, no one wants to see you in a movie.
Even her ex, Tommy Girl, managed to get people to go see his crappy Nazi movie...why? Because people still like him and connect with him.
I'm just sorry to see her drag down Jackman. That's why I'm going to see Wolverine on the opening weekend! Love me some Hugh baby!
Botox Bitch just needs to stay the fuck home for a weekend instead of churning out one movie after another. I blame her dumb shit agent Kevin Huvane who has a habit of taking Oscar winning actresses of a certain age and then ramming into their head that they're getting old and better do every movie offered no matter how much of a piece of shit it is. What does he care? He makes ten percent off these big dollar paydays and then he discards them like one discards used toilet paper. I mean, this bitch popped out a baby then immediately went back to work. Stay the fuck home, ho!
I liked Australia. Nicole Kidman doens't bother me. I think she would look better if she laid off the botox....
i only liked nicole kidman in "dead calm" and "to die for"...can't name anything else she's in that i like...
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I like her but I haven't liked her film choices lately (didn't see AUS). She looks more natural than Angie Jo. AJ looked like a wax figure or one of those Steve Madden ads last night. All kinds of wrong.
NK is a good actor!
Nice 'O' face Nicole. Speaking of facial butchering, Lisa Rinna admitted to having Juvaderm put into her cheeks and even called herself a freak! I think I like her again LMAO
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Submitted by Freak Speely on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:48pm.
Nicole Kidman stopped being worth a damn when we all figured out that she can't move her face anymore other than to give stilted dialogue, joker smiles, and pouty faces.
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oh yeah TOTALLY!
ever see 'invasion' it's fucking hilarious. she's supposed to the be the ONLY person not invaded - all the other are emotionless husks. the irony is acute.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:48pm.
I don't mind Nicole. She needs to go back to her red hair PERMANENTLY. It's just so beautiful, and she needs to lose the fish lips and frozen forehead. She don't need 'em. I LOVED her in "To Die For".
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I agree TL. I also liked her in "Cold Mountain".
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I didn't se Cold Mountain, but I think this whore is a good actress. I just wish she would stop fucking with her face...She gonna get that Meg Ryan syndrome...where you've fucked with your face so much, nobody can cast you in anything nomo' eventhough that slut usta be GOLD...yeah, no. Bitch became unrecognizable...same as Melanie Griffith...STOP IT WHORES, JUST STOP IT!
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Submitted by Zac on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:19pm.
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LMAO! I can totally understand that! We are not called dlisters for nothing. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
We know she'll go to any lengths to save face.
uggh! and she needs the jewel sweater thingy to distract everyone from her FACE!
Hmmm did i ever like nikky .... ummm ... nope! yet another self absorbed and talentless "actor" with a freaky face!
Nicole Kidman stopped being worth a damn when we all figured out that she can't move her face anymore other than to give stilted dialogue, joker smiles, and pouty faces.
That sweater or dress is BEAUTIFUL
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What a co-incidence - Days of Thunder is on mah TV.
Nicky Kidman needs to give the anti-depressants a whirl.
Golly, and I thought I was the only one...
Submitted by BluMunster on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:28pm.
I love her Gem sweater
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Agreed, whomever designed that gorgeous top knows how to work a mean bedazzler.
I love her Gem sweater
The only movie I really liked her in was "To Die For"
A cold heartless bitch.
Lory,
I totally respect your point of view and I'm glad you said that because you're probably absolutely right. I never really thought about the fact that Nicole Kidman more than likely never was a Scientologist in the first place and knowing what a die-hard Tommy Girl is that's probably a huge reason why they're not together anymore (that and the fact that Nicole has a vagina). Again, I appreciate your feedback but I still hate the bitch for no reason other than the fact that I think she's one fugly beast and all her movies bore me!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:48pm.
I don't mind Nicole. She needs to go back to her red hair PERMANENTLY. It's just so beautiful, and she needs to lose the fish lips and frozen forehead. She don't need 'em. I LOVED her in "To Die For".
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I agree TL. I also liked her in "Cold Mountain".
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She looks like she just shoved 12" of something up her cooter! Oh baby, oh baby!
I don't mind Nicole. She needs to go back to her red hair PERMANENTLY. It's just so beautiful, and she needs to lose the fish lips and frozen forehead. She don't need 'em. I LOVED her in "To Die For"...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
shes certainly been good in some movies since she left Planet Zenu.
Another one that needs to lay off the botox and have a couple of meals...
Submitted by Zac on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 6:27pm.
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Not to defend Kidman's ass or anything, but the thing with $cientology is that once they enroll you, you have to stop associating with people who do not have your same set of beliefs. This is why I believe that their children are not allowed to see her that much (her not being a $cientologist anymore). Rest assured that if she as much as breathes anything about $cientology or her $cientologist children, I can't imagine what the $cientos might do to her. They must have extracted good blackmail material from her "audits" and the hidden cameras they have everywhere. Tom Cruise is a control freak and I can bet you good money that he wants to look like the perfect parent.
Besides, who is to say Bella and Connor are so brainwashed that they do prefer their $cientolofreak of a father?
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Remember how hot she was in Practical Magic? Shitty movie, yes, but she was so gorgeous in it. It was back when she had red hair, could move her face, and had skin pigment.
Margot at the Wedding, Fur, The Human Stain and most of the other movies listed were good movies, and she was great in them, and she wasn't making $20 million for them either. Yeah, she's made a lot of clunkers, too, but those tend to be bigger-budget pictures that get fucked up by the idiots in charge. I saw Australia and thought she was fine in it. Not an award-winning performance, but the heifer can deffo act. But she REALLY needs to lay off the Botox, because her face is screaming for air as the cells choke and die as botulin toxin creeps in and squeezes their cytoplasm out.
I like Nicole, I do. And even when her movies suck, they're still pretty good and she's good in them, unlike most of these It Girls who have one hit and then should pass Vine and go directly to porn. :P
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I like her acting but not the frozen face.
I used to love Nicole, especially in "the Others" but then she met botox ,and well, you know the rest.....
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I can't watch her ass either.
I saw her on The View a few weeks ago (that sounded gay even coming from me) and the way she talked about Sunday and hardly even answered questions about the two she has with Tom Cruise really made me dislike the bitch. Between the Scientology, their fucked up parents and their heaven-sent angel little sisters those two are headed for Celebrity Rehab, poor kids.
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I like her. Bitch can act. If you can pose for the paps next to Tommy Girl for 10 years without looking like Zenu ate your soul or like you might be running for the hills at any time, then you can fucking act. All she needs is to stop fucking her face up and she'll get the mad acting skills back.
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OMG, did you click on that Julie Masking link? truly terrifying- I clicked on the "August 2008 Link"- BIG MISTAKE.....not only will she haunt my nightmares, but I am hypnotized by her giant plastic nipples...
This lady so deserves to be a hot slut, I don't know or care what she does but that wig/eyebrow/lips/nipples combination deserves recognition!
It reminds me of when Fishy called "View from the Top" the "View from my ass"
Nikki, stay home a bit, make sure Sunday Roast is cooking evenly on all sides, and take a break. Once your face cracks, come back to the movie biz
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MK, where do you find these unflattering photos?
I really liked her in a number of movies, but she went started sucking after "The Others". "Flirting", "Dead Calm", "To Die For" "Malice".
But "Bewitched"??!?!?! Not that I saw it, but...
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I don't think she's a shit actress either, I've seen her in good movies and she can act. But her face! It's frozen in time, she needs to lay off the botox and let herself get old already. Like all of us!
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Me too. She was good in the others and that was that for me.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Thankfully this movie may be the final nail in Kidman's career coffin. At least she is no longer stealing $20M per flop like Australia, The Golden Compass, Margot at the Wedding, The Invasion, Fur, Bewitched, Birth, The Stepford Wives, Cold Mountain, The Human Stain, Dogville, Panic Room, Birthday Girl? Even The Hours, for which she won an Oscar for wearing a rubber nose for 20 minutes, was a box-office flop. Who did this chick sleep with to have this career? Oh yeah, Tom Cruise. I guess he and his scientology buddies in showbiz have kept her busy for keeping her new deformed lips shut.
I loved Nicole in The Others and in Malice, but now I can't stand to watch her face is just too damn disturbing.