Sea Kittens!!!
Peta has once again pulled a WTF by launching a campaign urging whores to start calling fish "sea kittens" so that we won't want to eat them anymore. The catfish of the world are staging a protest. They are the only pussies with gills.
Whatever the hell you call that shit, I'm still going to enjoy a hot plate of "sea kitten and chips" every damn week.
Peta thinks that people don't like fish (Rosie, Ellen, SamRo not included) very much, so they started a website in hopes of changing their image. Peta says on the website, "Nobody would hurt a sea kitten! People don't seem to like fish. We're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover." They also asking hos to sign a petition asking the US Fish and Wildlife Service to stop the promotion of sea kitten hunting (aka fish hunting).
Peta's sea kitten really looks like a pussy eating a fish. It's the new lesbian mascot! Seriously, it does sound like a lezzie sex act done in the bathtub or pool.
You know, I'm going to give this whole "sea kitten" thing a shot, because I'm into making waiters uncomfortable. But if I order the grilled sea kitten and they bring me something with fur and whiskers on it, I'm going to flour bomb Peta.
And when I googled "sea kitten," this is the first picture that came up. Sea kitteh not so cute.
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I've got a taste for fried catfish now. Thanks, Peta.
PETA sucks. They kill 97% of the dogs and cats they "save" from shelters. This is not a fairy tale, it's true.
They don't want anyone to own domestic animals, they would rather euthanize unwanted dogs/cats than try to rehome them. They don't believe people should have pets.
The killing of so many animals is one of PETA's dirty little secrets, that's not so secret anymore.
If you love your animals, don't ever donate money to them.
LOL Branderson: what should we call catfish now? Cat Sea Kitten?
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Peta can go fuck themselves. I like fish, fish is good for me, so I'm eating. Choke on your soyburger, extremetards!
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True story:
I had a fish once, he commited suicide, he jumped out of the water, His name was Enzo.
PETA FUCK YOU! I'm going to have some steak for dinner and I'm gonna wear my fur while doing it.
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HEY PETA FUCKERS. IM GOING TO COOK A GODDAMN LONDON BROIL OVER A FUCKING OPEN FIRE PIT TONIGHT. I STABBED THE STUPID ASS PIECE OF MEAT 50 TIMES AND HAVE ALREADY FUCKING INSERTED GARLIC AND FUCKING ROSEMARY INTO THE STAB SLOTS. ITS IN A GODDAMN FUCKING ZIPLOCK BAG RIGHT NOW SWIMMING IN MARINADE. IT IS GOING TO BE GODDAMN FUCKING DELICIOUS.
Wait, Cat Fish is now a concern for PETA?
Can someone please call Mary Kate and Ashley, PETA is bored.
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Their staff meetings must be absolutely surreal.
Aaagh!! That google picture!! It's so freaky it HAS to become my new avatar!
Rocket?
*edit cuz I am dumb. Westminster requires docking, Krufts doesnt'. Hmmm...well...I have to agree with natural tail and ears...
PETA makes animal rights look like a joke...and it burns my ass.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Hekki,
No kidding. Whoring out naked women is the basis of their organization to the point of overshadowing that they're an animal conservation group. And if tits and ass can't sell your product to the mass market, well....
I'll have the Tabby Tartare, please! With a side of hush puppies.
Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:15pm.
PETA is also trying to get USA network to discontinue coverage of the Westminister Dog Show.
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WHAT?! Oh hell fuckin NO! I swear if they take that show away from me I will kill someone.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
...I really thought this shit was made up.
Wow...it really is true.
Sea kitten, super rare, served with wasabi is insanely delicious.
People don't care about fish? Are you fuckin kidding me? I've had fish/turtles my entire life (mostly goldfish) I love and prefer them over cats and dogs. I don't know where these assholes get their dumbass ideas for campaigns.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Stupid gimmick. If the naked ladies aren't working, I doubt cute fish euphemisms will.
My kids like fluffy little chickens and baby pigs and moo cows and goldfish. They also seem to have no issue with eating the animals, either. I remember one day, explaining to the older one, when we were watching "Babe". She shrugged and told me that pigs taste good.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:16pm.
Who knew if you googled "sea kitty" a piccy of Shitney vag would come up?
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That's some good information right there!
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Mmmmm..all of a sudden I have a craving for parmesan-baked sea kitten.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
They need to get over it already. Some animals are food. People are like that too, on a more mental/emotional level. We always be emulating animals like that...
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Whoever came up with that bone-headed idea was paid too much.
Who knew if you googled "sea kitty" a piccy of Shitney vag would come up?
mmmmmmmmmmm kittens taste just like chicken
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So the girl in high school that sat next to me in English class smelled like "sea kitten"?
what the fuck PETA? I think that their heart is in the right place but they really go about it the wrong way and i cant fucking stand them
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I will stop eating fish when everything else in the ocean stops, too.
PETA is also trying to get USA network to discontinue coverage of the Westminister Dog Show.
PETA does do some good but their assholery overshadows that. Stupids.
My kittehs are pointing and laughing. So is our hound. Hell, even our Betta fish are chortling!
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really, peta?
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I saw this on CNN last night. Just another reason to ignore the angry fame-whores at PETA.
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PETA makes me want to go kick sea kittens.
Try telling this to my real kitty.
Fuck you PETA. You can't survive on friggen nuts and berries you fucking idiots.
That's it. I'm having Snapper Vera Cruz tonight.
Fuck them.
And I'll go get a Tuna fish salad for lunch.
I'll take the kids to the trout farm this weekend and go fishing.
Shit, I'll fillet my goldfish and have sushi.
Bastards.
I don't know why but "sea kitteh not so cute" has me laughing my ass off.
And Peta are a bunch of fools.