Sea Kittens!!!
Peta has once again pulled a WTF by launching a campaign urging whores to start calling fish "sea kittens" so that we won't want to eat them anymore. The catfish of the world are staging a protest. They are the only pussies with gills.
Whatever the hell you call that shit, I'm still going to enjoy a hot plate of "sea kitten and chips" every damn week.
Peta thinks that people don't like fish (Rosie, Ellen, SamRo not included) very much, so they started a website in hopes of changing their image. Peta says on the website, "Nobody would hurt a sea kitten! People don't seem to like fish. We're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover." They also asking hos to sign a petition asking the US Fish and Wildlife Service to stop the promotion of sea kitten hunting (aka fish hunting).
Peta's sea kitten really looks like a pussy eating a fish. It's the new lesbian mascot! Seriously, it does sound like a lezzie sex act done in the bathtub or pool.
You know, I'm going to give this whole "sea kitten" thing a shot, because I'm into making waiters uncomfortable. But if I order the grilled sea kitten and they bring me something with fur and whiskers on it, I'm going to flour bomb Peta.
And when I googled "sea kitten," this is the first picture that came up. Sea kitteh not so cute.
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Wow, there is no limit to this organization's idiocy. That thing has 4 eyes! WTF?
I don't eat meat but because I never liked it. But I respect the rights of those that enjoy it. I wonder what strides the PETA people would be making if they put their energy in stopping Child abuse?
LMAO. My mother and grandmother insist that vegetarian me can eat fish because they're "not meat". I should send them over to argue with PETA.
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sea kittens. cripes. pussy and fish and fish and pussy.
Let's get down to some human basics, PETA. If you're super hungry, your offspring's hungry, too, and you can kill it, you're going to do it, start a fire and eat it. Don't kid yourself. Meanwhile, I think I'll call a few places and see what the sea kitten of the day is. I'm hoping salmon.
@ Clarisse LOL...I thought they were gonna grow to be Loch Ness Monsters..what scaredy sea kitten I was (am). Were they big? *shudders* brrr
Let's all go to CharlesM's house for a Sea Kitten broil!! :P
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PETA must have that uncut blow, for real.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:38pm.
Vegetarian is Indian for "bad hunter."
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LOL! We use to have a tank set up to raise "sea monkeys". They are actually just brine shrimp. Salt water fish LOVESSS them!! Nummeh!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
ha ha IG, that was the first thing I thought, but some folks get their panties in a twist over that word, so I PETA-ized it.
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Um...not to be a Debbie Downer but cats hate water.
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HEY PETA RATHER THAN WASTE YOUR FUCKING TIME WITH THIS NONSENSE, GO THE FUCK OVER TO ASIA WHERE THEY HAVE CATS AND DOGS IN FUCKING CAGES FOR SALE TO EAT YOU FUCKING LOSER FUCKHEADS.....OFF TO CATCH AND EAT A TROUT!!
Why don't they call them 'Sea Monkeys'? Those were the things you could order in the back of "Archie Comics". You put them in water and they grow alive. I was always afraid of them so I never ordered them. There were times I was tempted to buy the 2 person submarine though..
Look PETA, if God/evolution/Zeus/the aliens didn't want us to eat animals, why'd they/it make them so delicious?
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And PETA wonder why we don't take them seriously. When the PETA VP stops taking insulin for her diabetes, I'll stop eating fish.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
There is NOTHING wrong with eating meat or fish. PETA goes way too far with trying to exalt animals to the level of humans. Ya, I've seen the slaughter house videos. In a perfect world their deaths would be completely pain free. But that is not a reality. The steps the slaughter house would have to take to kill the massive number of cows and chickens completely pain free would drive the price of meat through the roof. People have been slaughtering and eating animals since the beginning of time. I bet if these PETA people were out in bush Africa or rural China and scrapping to come up with something to eat, they would be eating fish and meat real quick.
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Hi Molotov! I read that and thought, "Dayum, I'll have whatever she's having!" I totally agree.
Good to see you, BTW!
sea and kitten do not mix, ever PETA! Cats think water was mans bad idea.
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The first sea kitten I see, I'll first put my bong down...the kick the little fucker in the head. FU PETA!
I had a b/f once who was a self proclaimed Vagitarian.
plus, if they made some new meat item and it was delicious and named kitten, id enjoy the fuck out of it still
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Submitted by justaguest on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:23pm.
PETA sucks. They kill 97% of the dogs and cats they "save" from shelters. This is not a fairy tale, it's true.
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I don't donate to any organization that tells me how to live my life. If you donate anything, donate to local community shelters, etc. Those are the organizations that give back into the communities.
PETA are a bunch of self righteous assholes.
Bomb the mother fuckers.
Vegetarian is Indian for "bad hunter."
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Im so fucking tired of all this battle over WORDS
fucking gayelles, sea-kittens, african americans.....
(THAT LAST ONE WAS A JOKE OK EASILY OFFENDED ONES?)
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So does this mean that Chicken of the Sea is now going to taste like chicken?
The folks at PETA either need to get a hobby or get laid. You know half the people working at PETA are hippie non-meat eating (pun intended) lesbians anyways. They're just trying to save thier "pussys."
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
How does Peta get away with all this nonsense?!?! Terrorizing, bullying, ambushing, attacking people for their cause.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Ahahahaha!. Sea kitten? are they for real?. It's trully effin stupid and PETA is filled with stupid and brainless already. They complain because people say "meat" instead of "dead cow" or whatever. This time around, PETA is trying to start a campaign to make people say "sea kitten" instead of plain old "fish". Sigh. Whatever, I like dead cow, dead fish and dead chickens and no PETA mofo is going to change my mind. No PETA mofo is going to make me say "sea kitten" either. Campaign failed for me.
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Thanks, you're too kind.... Probably get myself fired too.
Apparently a few people didn't see that the first time around...
What can I say about these fucking morons? Penn & Teller have a video that exposes how corrupt these people are.
That is just all kinds of fucking retarded.
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wasabi wasabi wasabi wasabi.....
Rocket,
I wish all the dogs were mutts too. That's just my personal opinion.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
P.T. Bull
Let's draw straws to see who gets the piece with his little gimpy fin
Rocket?
*edit cuz I am dumb. Westminster requires docking, Krufts doesnt'. Hmmm...well...I have to agree with natural tail and ears...
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No, that's absolutely true. US does dock tail and ears of certain breeds - in Europe dogs are shown with natural tail and ears. The bigger picture is that PETA does not want pure bred dogs to exist - only mutts. They will admit it.
That would mean no more Shiba Inu cams!
P.T. Bull.....YUM Nemo 'n rice....is really quiet nice!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists have stolen my lawn gnome!!!
the only seafood i eat is shrimp...they can't call that sea kitteh. I like sea bass too, but i can't afford it.
and again, STFU PETA
That sea kitteh is scaary!!!!
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Sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi
Mmmm Mmmm good
Although I think I might have to go on over to Charlie Manson's house for some Goddmaned fucking London broil!!
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 1:26pm.
An oldie, but the time is right...
You're gonna get me fired! LOL
OOOOoooooooooooo I LOVE THE NEW NAME..I can hardly wait to go to Red Lobster and order the "SeaKitten Special"....they make 'em so crispy and with a wedge of lemon...DEeeeeeeeeLISH!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists trying to re-decorate my house. I Think they are gay!!!
Oh?
...I'm all for the humane treatment of animals, but this is fucking stupid. PETA are huge hypocrites and they do more harm than good. I wish that the people who contribute to them would instead support less controversial/more substantial organizations like the ASPCA.
I mean, PETA kills their own shelter animals. Whatever they paid to get this asinine campaign together could have been used to save hundreds of those animals. Use your brains, petards.
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I'm all for animal welfare (making sure they're treated well, not like you know, giving them government handouts and such...) but PETA embarasses me. There's a balance to be had between respecting the other creatures on this planet and recognizing that in the end we're animals ourselves. Ingrid Newkirk and her army can suck it.
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no. kittehs eat fish. this equation does not work.
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I'm totally have sea kitten for lunch now!
hehehe
An oldie, but the time is right...
http://fs1.us.cyworld.com/data4/2007/08/25/137/1188100137067659_file.jpg
Off to Red Lobster I go wrapped in my harp seal coat, for some deep fried sea kitten.
seriously they would have been better off launching a campaign to save fishes with the slogan: "Would You Really Eat Something that stinks like Lindsey Lohan's Cooter?"
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That sea kitteh pic is going to give me gayelle nightmares now. And the one MK googled is not pretty either :o
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