Rocco Has A Dick Like David
Put on your peendar goggles and determine where or not Match.com's columnist, Whitney Casey, is speaking the truth or is lie-telling. I mean, Rocco could have promised her a dinner with his mom if she lied about his peen size. I fell in love with his mommy after watching The Restaurant.
So! Whitney had a little conversation with Howard Stern on his Sirius show and DownByTheHipster was listening in when she described the best fuck she ever had:
Rocco Dispirito was the best lay she ever had. She also claims that he had a perfect penis. Howard asked what that means. Whitney said that he looks like the statue David. Howard said that statue has a small dick. She said that he's a good looking dude from head to toe and his penis was like a Viagra version of the statue of David.
The perfect dick is different for everybody. It's like a puzzle. A rock hard 8" wang that sounds good on paper can turn out to be a major bust (and not in a good way) when put to work. There have been times when I've first laid eyes on a schlong that made the heavens open up and my no-no sing "Hallelujah!" But after a few strokes, I went looking for the GONG! It truly depends.
That being said, my peendar tells me Rocco is a wittle above average in length. I'd say anywhere from 6.5" to 7.5". I'd also say he has average girth, but I picture him with an overly large mushroom head. He's a chef! That's what my professional HO opinion is.
And Whitney is a stupid bitch for telling us Rocco has a dick like David on Viagra, but doesn't bring picture proof. That's wrong.
VIA ONTD
She only meant Italian and uncircumcised.
Submitted by BobsBB on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 5:30pm.
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I don't know any 13 year olds that look like that!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
He's gotta be pushin a purple 6".
His tip is prolly scalloped.
~dreylove
re: rocco - found this on evilbeetgossip from a month ago:
jessica says:
December 1, 2008 at 8:34 pm
he is totally arrogant but I did him and ladies, this dude is loaded in his pants!!!
I think the skank meant he was as hard as marble on Viagra. However, since she inadvertantly compared him to a marble statue of a 13 year old (wasn't David in the story a young teen or pre-teen?) the comparison goes a little, well, limp.
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I can't really comment on the David comparison as the men's peen's I'm around are rock fucking hard.
I guess I have that effect on guys.
lol
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I'm sorry but David is tiny and if he were on Viagra I'd have to say he'd still be small.
As for MK's assesment it seems to be true, the bigger it is the less they think they have to work.
Bitch please! Rocco is gay as gay can be! How blatant is this beard being by "bragging" about this rolly polly's love wand? LMFAO! I've seen Rocco in person and my gaydar went off the charts. Then I saw him all limp wristed and swishy walking on Dancing With the Stars. Only a dumb cunt who's never seen a real cock before would think likening one to David's would be a compliment. How much did he pay this bitch or is she some crazy Rocco fan like those retarded Clay Aiken fantatics who are still planning their trashy weddings to him?
I wanted Rocco the moment I saw him on Dancing With The Stars. The fact that I've watched DWTS is the sick part, I'm sure (but that man has a nice body!)
Also I heard he was Gay! She's a fucking beard!
That bitch wouldn't know what a good fuck was if it slapped her with a Zeus dick!
Based on how Rocco danced on " Dancing With The Stars". Rocco has to be a horrible lay! And he probably has a 4 inch penis that goes down after 5 minutes of grunting.
Perfect. Last night I watched back episodes of Top Chef and totally wanted to hit it. Now I know it was just my Peenie Sense a-tingling.
"Well you're a whore, whore."
I'd hit it.
I know - I know...
- I'd make him cook for me first, if that helps...
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:47am.
BFF had the perfect peen. Probably why I hung around two years too long
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Yeah..once you've experienced perfection it's hard to downsize.
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"Je fume,je bois,je baise.Triangle équilatéral."
~Gainsbourg
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44am.
Am I the only one who doesn't find the peen particularly pretty to look at?
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Yes.
Tee hee.
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"Je fume,je bois,je baise.Triangle équilatéral."
~Gainsbourg
I would tap that multiple times.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Friend of mine used to bang him. She said he was a good fuck, too... hell, if i care.....
I thought I heard somewhere he was gay? Maybe he paid her to do some straight smoke screening for him.
MK, I trust your judgement. If you say Rocco is above average at best I am willing to agree. Most Italian guys are OK but guys from southern Italy and Sicily are hung like Mr Ed, or whatever you call your man these days. lol
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
Personally, I like mine big and natural.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Big size isn't better.
Rocco would only have perfection, or it would never be served. ;)
(the perfect one would be dayglo pink)
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"if I ain't being too subtle. Oh, why be
subtle?" - MK
very surprising
www.thatshideous.com
*ponders for a split second*
Yep, I'd hit it!
ugh too much information right there
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:29pm.
Farrah: you need to teach a class on voting numerous times for MK. I was asked how to do it but I defer to your superiour skillz!
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Awwww, I totally thought this was gonna be about Rocco Ritchie and David Banda!!
Farrah: you need to teach a class on voting numerous times for MK. I was asked how to do it but I defer to your superiour skillz!
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peen times! of course i was gonna find you HORZ in here!
morning to some, afternoon to others!
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Basically (as long as it isn't to skinny - personal preference), any peen can get the job done if the owner's manual has been read. Average/below average boys have for the most part been way better lays than the gigantasaurs I've slept with...
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LOL loozer, bought a tear to my eye!
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Very nice, loozer!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:07pm.
cha!
next they'll start braiding their pigtails into one!
*feverishly unbraiding* Nuh uh!!!
IG: I think he's hot too.
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I THINK that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a Peen.
A Peen whose hungry head is prest
Against the sweet lover's flowing breast;
A Peen that is rock hard all day,
And lifts his beefy balls to spray;
A Peen that may in summer wear
A thong or speedo over it's hair;
Upon whose shaft cum has lain;
Who intimately lives with yellow rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a Peen.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
KONICHIWA!
I never looked before but yes, he have sexay hands, our David.
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Maybe she just ment to say, Rocco IS a perfect dick...I don't get his appeal. And now he's going to be even more full of himself...
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:44am.
No way - the peen ain't generally pretty, in my opinion. More utilitarian, like Elaine said on Seinfeld.
That said, I don't care WHAT's going on down there - Rocco if so effing hot I would go anyway, no boundaries.
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When you see David in person, you get a 360 degree view because he's on 5ft round pedestal. In his right hand - that you cannot - see from this picture, is a ROCK. Plus, his but-tox are well-sculpted.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:56am.
OMG IG and Drama are so totally gayelles for each other!
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cha!
next they'll start braiding their pigtails into one!
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Mornin' TITS! good one! lol
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ok I have a man with a lovely penis who uses it very well BUT he doesn't believe in tongue times. He is from Syria do any of you know if it could just be his culture?
Nope, don't buy it.
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Well not the men I date, generally, but I have miscalculated on occasion;) (since we're doing TMI:)
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:56am.
OMG IG and Drama are so totally gayelles for each other!
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cha!
next they'll start braiding their pigtails into one!
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Who says we haven't already? Shhhh... ;)
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:56am.
OMG IG and Drama are so totally gayelles for each other!
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cha!
next they'll start braiding their pigtails into one!
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Submitted by angel_i: "I once had sex with a guy with a very small penis. He helped me to understand the true meaning of the phrase: "It's not the size of the boat, hunny, it's the mOOOhtion of the ocean."
That's true! And if I may add to the TMI, if a man spends enough time on the foreplay, he doesn't have to spend an hour banging away, making everyone sore. But lots of men seem to have that backwards.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:04pm.
LOL Angel LMAO
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Right back atcha! I love reading this!;p
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LOL Angel LMAO
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All penises are bootiful!
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