Thursday, January 8th 2009
Jakey's Arms.....
When did Jakey go from having bottom arms to top arms? Or maybe I was asleep during that part of class. Damn. I didn't know you could get muscly-like arms from playing with Barbies all day with the girlfriends. He must be playing with Bratz. Those heifers are fatter. You know, I never got the urge to put my tongue in his peen hole like some of you whores, but now that he has those made-for-sex-arms...
Here's Jakey being sexy hot and knowing it while jogging with some dudes today. You know "Running Back to You" by Vanessa Williams is bumping in his head. NUFF SAID!
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I smell sex and candy.
I'm eating candy.
Yummy ...but has to be a mediocre fuck to be with Witherspoon.
The boy has no taste in beards.
Totally forgot about that song, MK; that video SO screams 90's...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I'm so GAY, all I noticed was that his shirt is Adidas and his shorts are Nike....
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I'm like a chocoholic, only with booze.
Yummy ...but has to be a mediocre fuck to be with Witherspoon.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MK, if you haven't seen Jake's arms like that then you've never seen Jarhead or him singing on SNL. The man likes to be buff. (Besides, you can't miss the shower scene or the Santa hat dance in Jarhead. Yum the fuck YUM.)
That said, I'd hit it. I'd almost kick my girlfriend AND my boyfriend out of bed to tap that.
My Jakey-look-a-like hubby was on the floor doing the Perfect Push-ups last night when I pointed this out to him. "See?? You could have arms and a chest like this, sweetie!!" He was not amused. He's the only one in our family that hates the fact he looks like Jake - even his Grandma calls him Jake! :P
Based on her short shaved (how GAY!) legs she appears to be a short woman. Is this true?
ew. the hat. tard, now with plastic arms.
that posting was so funny!!! and thanks for the vanessa reference...i love her! she's my fave. i love that you have so many 80s and 90s references that we late 20somethings have great memories of :)
He totally aint all that as an actor or in the looks department. Who the hell is pushing his ass front and center? His look is all over the place in the NYC area: very nyc/westchester/jersey/long island/staten island ...It must be that the midwest and west coast find his look to be exotic...What other justification could there be for his being voted super hot/GQ handsome on various lists? He's totally average looking and that's at best...He's not at all classically good-looking and I'd characterize him, well, as ugly in certain photos; I guess there's no accounting for taste.
he looks angrier & harder & older...i think he is dipping a bit into some roids too...steriods of course...he never did much for me either...he looked like an innocent puppy faced boy that could be easily controlled & was almost overly willing to learn...that has its merits i guess.
You bitches have no "Disco Taste" this is a classic that would get Jakey out on the floor and into your bed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS7UEqO6gjc
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
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Bubble boy does NOTHING for me.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Jake is an average looking(and we suspect average meat) jewish homosexual who has made herself super-hot with the combination of lots of free time (to work out) plus steroids. There are thousands just like her in California. In another decade or so her beauty will be gone.
Next.
"You know, I never got the urge to put my tongue in his peen hole like some of you whores, but now that he has those made-for-sex-arms..."
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Seriously, what a fantastic line to read when just starting work. Love it and Jakey? He's just lucky I didn't spot him when he was in London, that's all I'll say.....;)
I dunno - he gives me the creeps. He's kinda like that weird guy in high school, that nobody liked, even though he was sorta hot. So, you figure, why not have some sexy times, it might be a hidden treasure (and a nice treasure trail). So, you befriend him after school, when nobody's looking. You end up at his double-wide home, and while his single mother is working at Wal-mart, you have great nasty times. But then he turns into a crazy stalker, and calls your house every day. You then hafta have sex with him a few times until you graduate and leave town, to keep him from shooting you at school. (BUT, the sex is still good, so it's not all that bad.) Wait, that never happened...I promise.
the last pic of the guy in the car is making me laugh or maybe b/c its almost 5 am. anyways he has his mouth open thinking damn i would do anything to toss his salad. aslkfjdklfj
I like chubby guys, not too chubby, but somewhat . I don't like muscular guys, unless it's just somewhat muscular arms but legs that are muscular from a lot of walking are cool. You know where they are just hard but you can't really see the muscles.
lol, MK is advertising evil Perez's book
HEY! isn't that guy running with jakey the trainer guy lance bass was dating?
Wihelmina!!
Oh my GOD!!! That video is hideous, but that song is the SHIT!
(I blame my mother. She also blared Simply Red, Basia, and Rick Astely around the house...)
Submitted by death2douches on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:39am.
The last time I saw a face like that, I threw it a fish.
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He has a face?
Ooohhh, right you are! Anyhoo, back to the arms...
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Do you think he's got that body dysmorphic disorder?...where you see your body significantly different than it actually is
if so, he's got the first case of armarexia
Charlie made my night with the "don't let the motherfucking bedbugs bite" comment. teehee.
The last time I saw a face like that, I threw it a fish.
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it looks like it was a threesome jog
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:29pm.
Damn. I didn't know you could get muscly-like arms from playing with Barbies all day with the girlfriends.
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Now when Jake gives a guy a reach around, he fucking knows it!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Damn. I didn't know you could get muscly-like arms from playing with Barbies all day with the girlfriends.
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LOL! Ouchie.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:55pm.
Nice shirt, I bet someone told him that ADIDAS stands for "All Day I Dream About Scrotum".
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Whaa?? It doesn't??
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"Je fume,je bois,je baise.Triangle équilatéral."
~Gainsbourg
Nice shirt, I bet someone told him that ADIDAS stands for "All Day I Dream About Scrotum".
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Gawd, I would hit this hot piece of ass 8 days a week. Meeeyow!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
which dude is jakey banging these days because it sure ain't reese...his arms do look great though...
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I don't like when guys get too buff....I like 'em lean (on the skinny side)
If he got any bigger, I'd say ick.
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MK, I can never get enough of your 80s and 90s references, that shit is pure gold. That and your abuelita posts.
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What's with the lame hat and shirt tied around his waist? With that said, I'd hit it.
nice body. too bad about the face.
Oh he has always had those hot arms. Best arms in the biz.
meh...he's all yours
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OMG WHAT????????????????????????? PerezLameFga ad? You know..."Wait. Define "prostitute." Anyprosty, go girl.
re: Jake, I'd suk his dik upsidedown anytime.
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTgCUlw5ZrM
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:36pm
MUCH THANKS YOU GODDAMN FUCKING WHORE YOU. I AM ABOUT DOWN FOR THE GODDAMN FUCK COUNT PLUS I HAVE TO ROUND UP THE WOMAN TO. GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT. AND DONT LET THE MOTHERFUCKING BEDBUGS BITE.
MMMMMM, nice arms there. He officially has top arms now...I guess he wanted to take charge. MK how much is Perez paying you to put an ad on your website!? You need to take that shit DOWN!
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And you need to take it down NOW!!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:06pm.
NOW IF I COULD JUST MYSELF IN THAT GODDAMN FUCKING GOOD SHAPE TO COURT FUCKING TIGERLILLY.
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Cholly, Tigerlils LOOOOVES you, she already is cuttinbeeshes in other threads for saying they love you. We all do.
Some biches think you're crazy or something. I say fuck them. Our Cholly is the shit!
That being said, excuse me, i have to hide behind one of those parked cars in order to tackle Jakey!
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He's like a big glass of milk: BORING!
Hmmmm....not impressed.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Yeah, I couldn't believe when I saw that ad that links to Perez! Wtf.
Jakey never used to be all that, but I totally fell for him in Brokeback. He looks gross in those Prince Of Persia pics.
GOT NOTHING TO SAY. HE IS A GOOD LOOKING MAN. NOW IF I COULD JUST MYSELF IN THAT GODDAMN FUCKING GOOD SHAPE TO COURT FUCKING TIGERLILLY.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:39pm.
I hear ya! Who would buy his book anyway? a book about the Hiltons... LOL
Thanks for that Vanessa Williams 90's horror flashback... Fuck the 90's!
God, he is hot as hell! Back off, MK, you know he's MINE! I'll cut a bitch, swear to God...
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