Sheree Wants More
On the Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree said she expected to get a seven-figure divorce settlement from her ex-husband Bob Whitfield. Last year, Sheree got a divorce settlement which included a lump sum of $775,000, $1 million property, a little bit of his retirement plan and $2,142 a month in child support. That's not enough for Sheree, so she appealed that bitch all the way to the Georgia Supreme State Court where it will be heard on Monday.
According to Sheree's lawyer, she's only a high school graduate with barely any skills, so she has no way of making any kind of substantial income for herself or kids. She gets about $113k a year from the divorce, but says it's not enough for her to continue to be a member of "Atlanta's elite." UGH. I hate when she says that.
Before you stamp Sheree with the "greedy dumb bitch" stamp (available at Michael's), listen to me. Sheree needs money to take her truly faaaaabulous couture line "She by Sheree" to the "next level." Ugh. I hate when she says that too. Yes, Sheree said she wants to be an independent woman, but she needs her ex-husband's cash in order to become one. It doesn't make sense to us, but we're not part of Atlanta's elite like Sheree is. We just don't understand.
But seriously, if Sheree wants quick money, she needs to team up with Kim Zolciak for a duet of "Tightrope." There's two tightropes....
By the way, this is what Sheree's fellow Bravo reality star, Carla from Top Chef, thinks of this fuckery:
Thanks Katie
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I am skeered of Big Bird Carla. Save me, Sock-Monkey!
That said, Shrekee needs da money so she can buy a Diva Cup.
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Carla is hilarious...!
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Love me some Carla, even if she does look like Sideshow Bob.
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This skank bitch needs to get off her ass and go back to school. Not enough skills my ass, GO GET SOME BITCH! You don't need a damn man or money to be successful, at least not if your a real woman and not some materialistic, whoring bitch.
What a joke this one is...
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ha! and that chick in the gif reminds me of tracee ellis ross from "girlfriends" (joan)....
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Before you stamp Sheree with the "greedy dumb bitch" stamp (available at Michael's), listen to me.
I managed a Michael's long ago, we could never keep that damn stamp in stock!
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Double post, sorry.
independent woman my ass...sheree better learn to make do like every other high graduate out in the world...find job bagging groceries or something and earn your keep...
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No judge is going to buy that with a high school diploma Sheree can't work. She can always get a job at McDonalds. A lot of people raise their kids with a McDonalds income.
Just popped in to say "hi" before the boss makes me get back to work.
Sheree is smart enough to have her own fashion line but too dumb to earn enough to maintain her lifestyle. She's some savvy broad.
Bye.
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This makes my blood boil. I'm not going to bore you all with another of my titillating personal stories, ha, but suffice it to say my ex husband lives in a million dollar home with an indoor pool and our children have never received anything from him.
Greedy bitch. grrr.
That gif is priceless but whomever she is, vaguely resembles Big Bird from Sesame Street.
If doesn't have a high school diploma maybe she should get one and work @ McDonalds!
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Sheree is a lazy ho...and she needs a good kick in the ass if she thinks $113K isn't enough for greedy self. She doesn't have to do anything but sit around, she doesn't even need to work either. If she wants more to spend on shit she don't need then maybe she should GET A JOB like us poor folk.
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Why all these ignorant bitches have more money than I do??? why?
Atlanta Elite=Oxymoronic
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I love Carla
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OH FUCK MK! That gif made me shriek like a little bitch!