I Want Mah Kidney Back!
When you break up with a bitch. Sometimes they want a sweater they left at your house. Or maybe a dildo they left in your ass. Whatever. Well, this dumb bitch right here wants his kidney back. The kidney he gave to his wife in 2001 because she was suffering from renal failure. Some bitches...
Dr. Richard Batista, a vascular surgeon from Long Island, is suing his estranged wife Dawnell Batista (totally hot name) for his kidney back or $1.5 million for the price of his organ. Unfortunately for Dr. GeniusBrains it's pretty much impossible for her to give him back his kidney since it's fucking illegal. His lawyer said, "Of course he wouldn't really ask for that but the value of it."
Dr. DumbFuck and Dawnell were married in 1990. They have two kids together. He agreed to give her his kidney after two transplants quit on her. He claims that after the surgery worked, Dawnell (seriously, that's a hot name) began doing sex to her therapist. HA! Fucking another dude with your husband's kidney inside you. I love this heartless (but kidneyful) bitch!
Four years after the kidney transplant, Dawnell filed for divorce and asked for custody of their kids. That's what triggered Dr. MoronFace to ask for his organ back. He claims he hasn't seen much of his kids, because of her. He told reporters, "There's no deeper pain you can ever express than to be betrayed by the person you devoted your life to. I saved her life. But the pain is unbearable."
Yes, and the pain she will suffer from losing a kidney will be totally bearable. All she has to do is pop a Tylenol, put a warm compress on her back and walk it off.
If by some fucked up miracle he wins, the whole kidney or even half of it, I'm going to sue all my ex-boyfriends for their peens. That was the only good shit about them and I took care of their dicks more than they did. I washed them, sang to them, cuddled with them and kissed them goodnight and good morning. They belong to me.
P.S. - I totally want my wedding picture to look like Richard and Dawnell's. It completely fits the theme of my fantasy late-80s wedding......even though this was taken in 1990. Hey, they're from Long Island!
(Thanks Cora & Malena)
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Submitted by Urfavweapon on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:26pm.
This guy is actually a really nice guy, real genuine.
Too bad, it's totally backfiring on him...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:52pm.
@Cholly: Hmmmm...interesting segue to the Viet Cong Cholly....you seem to be a man of mystery to me. Vietnam vet?
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Cholly is SERIOUS AWESOMENESS.
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Submitted by cattitude on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:47pm.
Farrah:
aww, that's sweet of you.
I'm also a type 1 diabetic and the complications from it can be horrible.
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we are the same blood type. Do you take care of yourself? i mean, in your diet? He's so irresponsible! he will eat chocolate, ice cream, Burger King, Pizza every day. And in HUGE amounts. The magic needle takes it all away... *sigh*
He's not even a candidate for the pump, because he's not a responsible patient.
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@Cholly: Hmmmm...interesting segue to the Viet Cong Cholly....you seem to be a man of mystery me. Vietnam vet?
YES. POW 6 YEARS.
He should totally take this to Judge Judy!!!!!!! I would get the biggest kick out of Judy wiping the floor with him. She would probably throw out all of her classic sayings. I would pay to watch that!!!
And talk about sour grapes. they go great with his "sour grapes" face.
It might not seem reasonable, but the man was kind enough to give her a Kidney. And she repays him by having an affair, and trying to take away the children. Doc, I say...do your own payback, when she isn't looking take it out of her. Only fair right?
@Cholly: Hmmmm...interesting segue to the Viet Cong Cholly....you seem to be a man of mystery to me. Vietnam vet?
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What if he was/is the controlling type. You know, constantly reminding her she wouldn't be alive without him, to get her to "stay in line". I can picture that.
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Wait till Brad and Angie break up (BECAUSE, YOU SEE, SHE'S GOT HIS NUTS).
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Inspired by Dawnell, Angelina Jolie is right now booking an appointment for Brad to have one of his kidneys removed. Just so she can have a spare.
Just to clarify, he isn't asking for the KIDNEY back, guys. He knows he can't have it back. He wants to be reimbursed for it. But IMO, any court that entertains this just opens up the can of worms about organ-buying. Officially, it doesn't exist in the US and is illegal but it does exist and this will turn the spotlight on it.
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i dont blame him. he knows he's not getting the kidney back, he just wants the money for it and his kids. shoot, if i gave my kidney up to some jerk for him to cheat on me, i'd want it back, too!
p.s. when i saw this article, i knew mk would say something about it and i was dying to know what it would be!
p.s.s. i also knew he would think their wedding picture is hot! i looked at that pic (so 80s/early 90s) and KNEW he would love it! i read dlisted way too much. haha!
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As a kidney transplant recipient .. I would put a hit out on this motherfucker if I were this woman. A Columbian necktie looks good on an asshole. Sorry the marriage didn't work out .. but this is bullshit.
Submitted by Urfavweapon on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:26pm.
Well, this "nice, genuine guy" is making his cheating wife look good and himself look like an ass! Poor kids!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:44pm.
....HA!...most bitches just take a guys left nut and leave it at that...
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:11pm.
At least he is going after the kidney the legal way. He is a doctor and could probably removed it himself.
I just peed myself...........
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Farrah:
aww, that's sweet of you.
I'm also a type 1 diabetic and the complications from it can be horrible.
p.s. I created my own donor for later use if need be...my youngest son has the same blood type as me lol :P
YOU GODDAMN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. THE MOTHER OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHILDREN ARE ALIVE BECAUSE OF YOUR GRACE. I CAN SEE WHY SHE DIVORCED YOUR SORRY ASS MOTHERFUCKING ASS. GO FUCKING EAT A ROACH DINNER WITH THE FUCKING VIET CONG YOU ASSHOLE.
....HA!...most bitches just take a guys left nut and leave it at that...
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What a used, soggy tampon of a man.
Tough Titty! or, kidney.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:38pm.
I wonder what Dawnell will get out of her next husband
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a lung?
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yeah, she's a whore....but my god, if that's the kind of person he is, no wonder she "wandered".
Who the fuck asks for a body part back after donating it to someone...seriously!?
I wonder what Dawnell will get out of her next husband.
This is a good idea!! I am going to find out how much that ho who was selling her virginity on the internet got for it, then I am going to track down my first boyfriend and sue him for the value of my hymen!
Soooo when I gave my first love my virginity and he dumped me - can I sue him for that back?? Does that have monetary value?
This guys a tool - she was your wife - it was your choice to donate, you can't ask for it back! Idiot!
<"Submitted by Urfavweapon on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:26pm.">
If this douche hired Dominik Barbarra he might as well face the fact she's getting awarded possession of his other kidney, too.
i would be pissed too lol yeah i think he is going public with it to let everyone know how much of a bitch she is by not letting him see his kids.
What a whiney ugly bitch he is. I think she should take his other kidney and really ruin his day!
Adding: If Dom Barbara is his attorney then he really is a slime. Barbara represented Joey Buttafuoco back in the day.
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YA AND I WANT MY GODDAMN FUCKING LIVER BACK. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK.
I am amazed at what kind of peeps can get through medical school. Hey, Dr. Dumbfuck, guess what? Even I know that divorce sucks and can be bitter and involve third parties, though I've never been married. It's time to move on, dude. The key words are "AFTER the surgery worked." I doubt she planned her affair in advance. Things happen. Just speculating...
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This is why lawyers have such a shit reputation.
Clearly nothing more than a money grab. Any lawyer with ethics would never support such a worthless maneuver.
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what an ass! My brother, a type 1 diabetic, whose health is getting bad (he's only 34!) might be facing kidney failure soon. Unfortunately, i'm not the best candidate, but if i'm a match, i'll give him my kidney, a lung, whatever. Even tho he's a total loser and has manipulated my parents into buying him all sorts of expensive shit (the car, the house, etc) i'd still would donate him an organ.
Stuff done out from love can't be regretted. Sorry, asshole, YOU gave the kidney willingly and happily. Now put your big boy Depends on and at least feel happy you saved the life of THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN.
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In the world of golddigging who is more pathetic the woman or the man??
ps oh yea dominic barbara on howard stern called in joking about this case before it was in the papers. That trial divorce lawyer is such a scumbag. This country is disgusting for allowing people like him to get rich.
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I can't blame him for being pissed. He gave her his kidney, and she repays him with infidelity. That's some cold shit right there.
But he's nuts if thinks he's going get a penny out her cheating ass. She's going to clean him out.
This guy is actually a really nice guy, real genuine. I am a med student at the hospital he is a surgeon at. He knows it is illegal to ask for an organ donation back. The situation is that he wants to publicly embarrass his bitch ex-wife, in order to obtain custody of his kids, as well as not pay her one cent, since she is essentially suing him for everything he owns. Also his lawyer is one of the biggest dirtbags on LI, always on the Howard Stern show, and knows doing this in the public will make her submit.
Even in the wedding pic you can tell she wasn't that much into him...she looks so stiff and trying to keep her distance from him (their cheeks aren't even touching) and she looks like she is making sexy eyes to the guy taking the photo. LOL
It must suck to love someone so much to literally cut part of your body and give that to them (DON'T EVER DO THAT unless you are actually related is the lesson to learn here). And in return she goes and cheats on him. He should have divorced her first and ask custody of the kids on grounds of her adultery, had he been smarter. On top of that he is aging horribly but I think having just one kidney can do that to people. Oh well.
Dick loses: it was a gift. Both are going to Hell.
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Hey, Dr. Shitforbrains? Get over it Asshole!!!
Would it have been better for him to deny her a kidney and let her die? Sorry Mommy had to die kiddies... but I was worried she might screw me later on down the road.
Pretty obvious to me why she left...whatadick!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
What a cunt.
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dawnell is a hot bitch! she should just get the butter knife and slice herself open and give this man his kidney back...then me and dawnell can have cocktails and celebrate...
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this asshole needs his fucking cerebellum removed and replaced with empty screws cause he already has some in there....fucking loser.
For the damage he's done his career he might as well have shot her.
I need to party hard with Dawnell!!
Sounds like Dr. Dingaling is ready to--literally--cut a betch.
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"I love this heartless (but kidneyful) bitch!" OMFGLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!best line ever!!!
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We've got to hook Latarian up with this chick!
DAWNELL... TOTALLY HOT!!
This is ridiculous. Man, Dawnell really broke Dr. Dick's heart. But no indian giving on organ donations! Come on.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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At least he is going after the kidney the legal way. He is a doctor and could probably removed it himself.
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Look at her though, she is a L.I. hot bitch with a hot name and hot bitches get away with murda
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