I Want Mah Kidney Back!
When you break up with a bitch. Sometimes they want a sweater they left at your house. Or maybe a dildo they left in your ass. Whatever. Well, this dumb bitch right here wants his kidney back. The kidney he gave to his wife in 2001 because she was suffering from renal failure. Some bitches...
Dr. Richard Batista, a vascular surgeon from Long Island, is suing his estranged wife Dawnell Batista (totally hot name) for his kidney back or $1.5 million for the price of his organ. Unfortunately for Dr. GeniusBrains it's pretty much impossible for her to give him back his kidney since it's fucking illegal. His lawyer said, "Of course he wouldn't really ask for that but the value of it."
Dr. DumbFuck and Dawnell were married in 1990. They have two kids together. He agreed to give her his kidney after two transplants quit on her. He claims that after the surgery worked, Dawnell (seriously, that's a hot name) began doing sex to her therapist. HA! Fucking another dude with your husband's kidney inside you. I love this heartless (but kidneyful) bitch!
Four years after the kidney transplant, Dawnell filed for divorce and asked for custody of their kids. That's what triggered Dr. MoronFace to ask for his organ back. He claims he hasn't seen much of his kids, because of her. He told reporters, "There's no deeper pain you can ever express than to be betrayed by the person you devoted your life to. I saved her life. But the pain is unbearable."
Yes, and the pain she will suffer from losing a kidney will be totally bearable. All she has to do is pop a Tylenol, put a warm compress on her back and walk it off.
If by some fucked up miracle he wins, the whole kidney or even half of it, I'm going to sue all my ex-boyfriends for their peens. That was the only good shit about them and I took care of their dicks more than they did. I washed them, sang to them, cuddled with them and kissed them goodnight and good morning. They belong to me.
P.S. - I totally want my wedding picture to look like Richard and Dawnell's. It completely fits the theme of my fantasy late-80s wedding......even though this was taken in 1990. Hey, they're from Long Island!
(Thanks Cora & Malena)
Seriously suezq1027? I felt kinda sorry for him, but if it's like that he can go to hell
Doctor Moron forgot the hypocratic oath?? He could lose his license if the AMA wants to pursue, at the very least, psychological and moral misconduct.
But it probably won't matter as I hear his patients are retreating, not wanting to be under the care of someone unstable. And then there's the possible dismissal or forced 'medical leave' after his upcoming hearing at North Shore/LIJ.
It figures they are from Long Island. He is a jackass.
What a looser
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This dumbass doctor is an effing idiot. Everyone with half a brain knows that when you donate an organ to someone, it's a GIFT. No wonder Dawnelle dumped his ass....
*What kind of fuckery is this?*
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:44am.
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Many different ethnic groups are like that. When husband tries that domineering shit on me, he's sorry he did. PFFT
sorry to say this but it had to be a hispanic man, they are raised to believe women are nuthing, been there
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Dr. Dick is a dick.
The one who yells loudest loses. He makes himself look like the blithering asshole that he is.
I happen to know these people and he is actually leaving out a quite relevant part of the story, maybe the fact HE cheated on her first, not to say that two wrongs make a right, but he also was a wife beater, he PUNCHED her in front of their children on at least 2 occasions, leading her to get an order of protection out on him. He is doing this solely for the money, of which she does not have, and the attention, which he surely is getting plenty of right now. Seeing this story everywhere is making me sick, how people are insulting her, when its him thats the problem, he is a greedy bastard and the only people he is hurting right now are his children, what a great father. The lawyer is just as bad to actually represent him, he is bipolar, he needs to get help and stay far away from his family, he makes me sick.
I thought the same exact shit too. He looks so much like Tony Orlando back then and does look like an old Tony Orlando today too.
Fuck that kidney bullshit. Seems to me he deprived his wife of some affection and she got it somewhere else.
I love that she's fucking this therapist with her man's organ inside her.
That's some fucked up Angelina Jolie bullshit.
hahahahah
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
looks like the years have been rough on dr. douchebag...
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:46am.
LOL, Tony Orlando and Dawnell...
He'd have more luck if he sued to get his dignity back.
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LOL...You're a genius!
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 8:28am.
Dr. Dickie Bastid looks like Tony Orlando in his wedding pic.
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LOL, Tony Orlando and Dawnell...
He'd have more luck if he sued to get his dignity back.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Dr. Dickie Bastid looks like Tony Orlando in his wedding pic.
Shouldn't his surname be Shylock?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
LI'ers don't say 'mah' like they do in the south. It would be 'Yo ya mooke, I want my kidney back'. MK from Cali so doesn't know this but that's a good sign.
but maybe this hands on, dick in philosophy is how this sex therapist works?
Maybe I need a sex therapist....
don't tell me, show me!
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Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
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Not being conceited, but I think Provolone is spending time on my blog and jerking off to the links of girls shitting in front of guys and the whole world. Just a feeling.
Wait, Provolone is a dude? Didn't she say her avatar was her "hot ass"? Just curious.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Charles Manson is effing hilarious! And he's got that time on his hands to blog, being incarcerated for life and all....
Im confused..
Since her husbands kidney was already up in her...
once the therapist put his peen in, did it count as double penetration?
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when I was a teen ( I haven't done that on over 8 years ) I used to ask for my things back and then destroy them on their presence, smile and turn around... I guess that's the reason I'm still single. who knows
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:10pm.
Dick hasn't sued her: he's bringing this issue up in their divorce case, as part of the financial issues. It's not gonna go anywhere; it's just a bombastic way to try to get some leverage over the ex-wife/kidney donee.
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Exactly. No court on earth would decide on this, and no surgeon would take out a functioning donated kidney. A donation is a gift and cannot be "gotten back."
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:02pm.
Aw, HELLS TO THE NAW, You back off my Cholly, or I'll havta cutchu, bitch....
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Oh yeah? *bounces on tiptoes* You're in a cage and I'm not. Whatchu gonna do now, killer? Whatchu gonna DO?
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I don't think the trophy wife applies since they are pretty much at level in the looks dept. and look the same age.
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTgCUlw5ZrM
Dick hasn't sued her: he's bringing this issue up in their divorce case, as part of the financial issues. It's not gonna go anywhere; it's just a bombastic way to try to get some leverage over the ex-wife/kidney donee.
This is for you Provolone. You'll appreciate this, ginzo.
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Submitted by blksheep on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:01pm.
dude, i wouldn't even give a relative a job, let a lone a body part.
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTgCUlw5ZrM
This lawsuit is assinine and as a supposed doctor, himself, he should know that neither option is going to work. He's not going to force someone to have a vital organ removed and selling of organs in this country is illegal (which is basically what he's doing when he wants $1.5 million for it). Besides, according to a few of the TV spots I've seen, the marriage was already on the rocks before the wife became ill even though there was no affair at the time (they had only been married 2 years, IIRC) so he should have considered not giving her the kidney in the first place if it's that big a deal to him.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by miso-horny on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:16pm.
Men can be petty bitches too. Long ,true story short, my ex-bf was such a little bitch that he wanted his $10.00 universal remote he got me for my TV, when things were good
LOL, sorry that is too funny.
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Word up, my ex ripped up my North Face he gave me for xmas, went at it with a knife, lucky it wasn't his liver he was looking for in my guts.
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTgCUlw5ZrM
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:00pm.
Charles MANson is my MAN, girlies!
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Aw, HELLS TO THE NAW, You back off my Cholly, or I'll havta cutchu, bitch....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
never accept an organ from a loved one. anonymous donors only. same rule as for 3somes.
there was a story awhile back in ann landers or some shit with the same kind of problem. a family member gave their kidney and never let the person forget it until the donee started hating them. think about it, you can never have an argument or do anything wrong because the donor will always hang it over your head. what you want pizza tonight but i want chinese..hmmm..i gave you a KIDNEY! chinese it is.
You cant win.
Charles MANson is my MAN, girlies!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Submitted by putas on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:55pm.
Charles Manson is either trying to get attention by being outre (i.e. the LOVE ANGELINA commenter/debacle.. remember her when..?) or is really mentally ill and should get help.
I'm leaning towards to try-too-hard affliction, though
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MY CHOLLY IS A SAINT!!! ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love Charles Manson, too. So suck it, putas.
1. who is this hot bitch writing in caps all over the place in the comments box? is that Kanye on his macbook air? silly kanye.
2. I'm sorry but this dumb bitch is suffering from dumb cunt syndrome. if ANY MAN gave me his kidney, for that matter anyone, i would be eternally loyal and grateful..... or i would be extra good at not getting caught toying with other penis. I would hand over the cash if i were her. but its illegal, so women win again lalala
Charles Manson
I think I love you...
I want to make a big pan of baked Ziti wif Italian bread and bring it to your door step
Kay?
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Charles Manson is either trying to get attention by being outre (i.e. the LOVE ANGELINA commenter/debacle.. remember her when..?) or is really mentally ill and should get help.
I'm leaning towards to try-too-hard affliction, though.
And M.E., you said why not shoot her (the hub). I can see this being the kind of thing that makes someone snap. Game ain;t over yet but let's hope he wouldn't actually come after her (or hire someone). People might think that would never happen, esp. when this is so public now but stranger things have happened. he has a right to be pissed if she cheated but this is taking it too far.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:47pm.
ATTENTION TO ALL DLISTERS THAT HATE PROVOLONE:
What would you like me to do to him/her?
Bitch slap? Buy him a shot? Give a big hug?
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How about a root canal without anesthesia? WAIT! We could lock him a room and make him listen to himself talk for a few weeks. That'd kill anyone!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
if you could make it past the corleone compound security come get some
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Eh, I agree with Datura et al. What a bitch. If she was going to be bold enough to accept his damn kidney she could have held out longer on cheating him.
But losing that kidney must have taken its toll because dude looks rough.
ATTENTION TO ALL DLISTERS THAT HATE PROVOLONE:
What would you like me to do to him/her?
Bitch slap? Buy him a shot? Give a big hug?
Submitted by miso-horny on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:16pm.
Men can be petty bitches too. Long ,true story short, my ex-bf was such a little bitch that he wanted his $10.00 universal remote he got me for my TV, when things were good
LOL, sorry that is too funny.
Islip, huh? Now I see where your racist comments were coming from the other night.
Okay then, I'll get on 454 or LIE to get to you?
Prov, I know I was being a dick the other day but do go to my site (my name here.com) and leave a flammatory, dicky message. Are you male/female?
What a bitter cunt! He lucked out marrying her hotness in the first place.
from the islip region also lived in bellmore, and merrick
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Prov, you from Chief Wantagh? I'm jumping on the Northern, taking the Wantagh down to 27?