Things That Should Be Illegal: A Nude Painting Of Rachael Ray

An artiste named Alex Gardega wishes to do harm to the world by painting a 6-foot nude portrait of Rachael Ray using paprika and oils. Alex described her as "charming and sexy." Please tell me he's painting it with his mouth, because he's in a straitjacket. Anybody who thinks this ho is charming and sexy needs to spend a few moons in a padded cell.

A nude of Rachael Ray is only allowed if you use the ashes of charred up souls only found on the grounds in the ninth circle of hell.

And where the fuck will you hang a nude of Rachael Ray anyway? I guess, in your bathroom. If you've ever got the no-poops, you can look at her paprika snatch and your butt will instantly begin barfing.

Source: Page Six

Posted by: Michael K

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I Don't Like Jokes • Rachael Ray

Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:29pm.

Have any of you seen the cathouse series on HBO? She looks likes the Soprano whore from that show....just like her....

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:26pm.

Gross.

And, uh, "artist" dude? Real artists just make their art. They don't go blabbing about their gimmicky shit to Page Fucking 6 before they even do it.

Loser.

Submitted by Axl on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:26pm.

WTF is the attraction with this woman? She's horrible to look at, her voice is harsh and her food sucks. I don't get it.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:25pm.

Is this pic photoshopped?
That's not sexy pie goods

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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:25pm.

i think giada is hot. she just had a bebe and she's got her body back already.
my man likes rachel ray tho cuz she's got a big ass. (likes as in will at least let me watch for a few min. before he wants to change the channel.)

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:21pm.

Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:14pm.

I wanna see a picture of the artist.

http://cityfile.com/system/article_images/1118/126939.jpg

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