Thursday, January 8th 2009
Things That Should Be Illegal: A Nude Painting Of Rachael Ray
An artiste named Alex Gardega wishes to do harm to the world by painting a 6-foot nude portrait of Rachael Ray using paprika and oils. Alex described her as "charming and sexy." Please tell me he's painting it with his mouth, because he's in a straitjacket. Anybody who thinks this ho is charming and sexy needs to spend a few moons in a padded cell.
A nude of Rachael Ray is only allowed if you use the ashes of charred up souls only found on the grounds in the ninth circle of hell.
And where the fuck will you hang a nude of Rachael Ray anyway? I guess, in your bathroom. If you've ever got the no-poops, you can look at her paprika snatch and your butt will instantly begin barfing.
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did she forget to strap on her tits?
I actually think she's kinda hot. Must be a male menapause-thing.
thick thighs. can't stand her
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Some shit wrote:
And what's better than that??? Yummy.
Another shit wrote:
Uh, first of all, honey, I get more dick than you ever dreamed of...had some this morning. He might have been your boyfriend, who knows?
Secondly, MK is straight, and the reason he plays gay on the blog is because that's part of the schtick of these gossip blogs. Those who have followed Perez Hilton play roles. MK was straight in high school; anyone who knows him from back in the day will tell you that. He's a nancing prancing faux-mo, and he offends me because I'm actually a gay man, and someone who pretends to be gay for the "hip" factor is trafficking in the same shit as wearing black face.
So fuck you.
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I'd love to know from any mens here... what's more appealing? The chick or the pie.
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Put this messy skank, Wonky McValtrex & Heidi MontHag in a blender on high then pour toxic waste in a baking dish and bake @ 500 for one hour. Do Not EAT!
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Submitted by Tacky Pretty on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:20pm.
Because RR has got a fuckable mouth and any straight guy would be hard for her in the time it takes to make eggs over easy.
....general consensus is she would look and sound so much better with a dick in her mouth anyway.
this picture is gross and who the hell told anyone that outfit was sexy. A hot fucking unsexy mess. Even the photoshop couldn't save it and make it sexy.
and yeah I'm sure people like to say they are gay, especially on the internet, when they are not because ??? maybe you need to go ahead and eat a dick yourself.
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She's about as sexy as fish tacos.
Can't stand her...stupid picture.
Tacky Pretty...grow up, no one here gives a shit about your unresolved feelings for MK.
Submitted by twiddlebug1: i hate her with the fire of a thousand suns.
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Can't really improve on that execept to say that to me she has the chubby sexlessness of a barely-pubescent cheerleader.
Guess I just like my ladies looking like they are capable of doing something more erotic than painting pep-rally posters in the hallways at school. And if that means totally sluttish--so be it. ;)
PS. The neighborhood I grew up in was filled with perpetual virgins like her.... Sorry to burden you with my childhood baggage. ;)
PSS. I mean, let's say I did have sex with her. Then she would put that denim outfit back on and it would be like it never happened. I would be thinking, well, my dick is sticky, but she looks like it never happened--maybe it didn't. I can't seem to remember even doing it anymore so maybe it didn't happen after all.
Just frame a piece of used toilet paper, it'll look just like her.
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it has all gone too far.
i hate her with the fire of a thousand suns.
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I hate this woman she is sooooooo annoying.
I agree with whoever said Tyler Florence ~ YUMMY!
I'm kind of lukewarm on RR . I think that whatever spark Oprah saw in her has been extinguished by total over exposure to the point of saturation but more sadly her shithead husband . She seems like a really sad , tragic woman who can't disguise her problems for the camera anymore . At least she doesnt convince me .
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a six foot tall nude potrait of rr? if you do the math, that means the artist would have to make rr's ass atleast 20 feet wide...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
What a terrible body shape.
Mk, you are a fucking poet!
MK, this is the best "I'm really gay, no really I am" fake-out yet.
Because RR has got a fuckable mouth and any straight guy would be hard for her in the time it takes to make eggs over easy.
But, if you're still playing the "Oh, I'm So Gay" card, this is a pretty good way to sell it.
Kisses,
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OMG, that's my kitchen table.
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Submitted by Axl on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:26pm.
WTF is the attraction with this woman? She's horrible to look at, her voice is harsh and her food sucks. I don't get it.
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OMG! I so agree with you. I can't stand to look or listen to this woman. Whenever I see her on TV, I immediately change the channel. And believe me, she doesn't look like that picture. She's about twice that wide in the hips and thighs and she has no waist... Plus, she is shorted-waisted where her boobs are next to her big-ass hips. That picture is so NOT HER AT ALL.
Here he is:
http://alexgardega.blogspot.com/
M.E. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:59pm
I loves Tyler Florence!
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Gimme Bobby Flay or Tyler.
Those hot bitches cook real meals.
I like "Food Network" and I need a "love to hate" show. She fulfills that need.
Could be worse.
I don't really give a shit about her body type, although it is ripe for the ripping. I just can't stand HER. Her recipes are SHIT, and so is her fake marriage.
And good f'n point, Hekki. I can't see how making a name for yourself by "wanting" to paint this bitch is a good way to get any real respect in the art community.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
That's an old pic. But even with all the photoshopping she still looks fug as hell and her body is not sexy at all.
lol at the SpongeBob comment!
Don't hate, bitches, Ray Ray is cute. for the one who says her body type ugly...it represents many women's body types, at least 70%, asshole. Ray Ray represents! Paris Hilton...now there is an ugly body type. I'd hit Rachel Ray. She makes a mean dinner under 15 minutes.
This is RR like maybe 10 years ago!
Bitch has no waist OR neck.
No way is RR built like that!
I love her outfit, fresh from the Mariah Carey "At Home" collection.
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If hear yummo one more time, I'm going to yummo burn the house down.
OMG! LOL! I feel the same way when she says SAMMY. i wanna gag her with a pitchfork.
Also, that photo has got to be photoshopped unless she's lost a lot of weight.
Um, yeah, the words sexy and Rachel Ray should never be in the same sentence.
This picture is photoshopped to the max, this fat cow wishes she looked like this. And hopefully this "artist" will do us all a favor and not endeavor in such fuckery. UGH!
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It better be Paprika and EVOO.
Ugh, her body is shaped like Spongebob Square Pants.
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Who??
One day I was talking shit about her while we were flipping through the channels. Hubby said, ah, I'd hit it. So I flipped back and he had a minute to look at her no-neck and listen to her fucking annoying voice and he said..ah, maybe not. Now that says A LOT!
p.s. I hate this bitch. I would like to fry her face.
she has chunky pony body.
she's annoying as hell.
I hear yummo one more time, I'm going to yummo burn the house down.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Nasty horse teef on that mess
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Nothing charming about that wench.
i love that this is posted under, "i don't like jokes". perfect!
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wait. no way that's rr's tubby ass. i totally agree, she is sooooo irritating. she YELLS at the camera in her tinny, shreechy voice. oynker.
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Who the hell would want to look at her miserable little boobs.
She has an ugly body type.
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Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:31pm.
I will never forgive Oprah for giving this irritant her own talk show.
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I will never forgive Okrah for giving us herself.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I will never forgive Oprah for giving this irritant her own talk show.