Vintage Mini-Me
This is the most adorable thing I've seen since watching a video of a hedgehog stuck in a toilet paper roll earlier today. It's Verne Troyer when he was in high school in Michigan. So I guess we can say when he was a mini-mini-Mini-Me. He looks like a little chipmunk! I just want to give birth to him and feed him acorns. You know, that's probably possible now, because I'm sure I can get him up my no-no and then push him out. But he doesn't have that little Alvin from The Chipmunks face anymore!
Verne was even voted Centreville High's Prom King! Hmm... I suspect some ballot-stuffing went on. Meaning, Verne stuffed himself in the ballot box, so that when they went to open it, he was just sitting there. They said "fuck it" and declared him the winner! Seriously, if he went to my high school, I would have voted him Prom King, Homecoming Queen, Big Mini Man on Campus, etc... etc....
And for more Verne adorableness, click here to see him in an afro wig singing "Endless Love" with Ulrika Jonsson on Celebrity Big Brother. I wish Verne could serenade me to sleep every night with his lil' baby chipmunk voice.
(Thanks Dionne)
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I wish Verne were given his very own reality series. He's fascinating!
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by Katieh on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:36pm.
Is he mixed? He looks like he's half black/white
....half something...
or just, er, mini. (ha ha I slay me!)
Exactly, you're right...he is...just half
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EEwwww, He just really gives me the creeps! I'll bet he spent his high school years trying to look up the girls skirts. He gives me the shivers, not in the good way but in the "liver for dinner" way!
Put some glasses on him and you have a yourself a mini Jemaine Clement.
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Submitted by Katieh on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:36pm.
Is he mixed? He looks like he's half black/white
....half something...
or just, er, mini. (ha ha I slay me!)
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
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forever burned in my head is that little snippet of tape of mini me having sex...i don't want to click on anything else with his name attached to it...i'm already traumatized...
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Is he mixed? He looks like he's half black/white
Verne Troyer has an epileptic dog named Banano.
http://celebrityanimalhouse.com/2009/01/08/verne-troyers-pet-mini-me-nam...
Submitted by wildberry on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:30pm.
You know what I hate:
I hate when people avoid criticizing people who are handicapped when they are doing something blatantly wrong or immoral, or just not right. If we're going to treat everyone equally then we should keep the same moral standards.
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No, I certainly am the first to admit I do not treat people equally. You have to look at their circumstances and their disadvantages--even the law is applied very subjectively. As far as Verne Troyer goes, all that he's done "wrong" is make a silly sex tape. Blatantly wrong and immoral? Hardly, by today's low standards, just embarrassing and stupid. He hasn't hurt anyone, he hasn't killed anyone, and he hasn't even done something extra stupid like driving down the wrong side of the freeway high or drunk. Call me a bleeding heart, perhaps I've interacted with people of various capabilities, but I don't find it entertaining to humiliate a guy who's already had to overcome so much and has actually done something productive in his life.
"This is the most adorable thing I've seen since watching a video of a hedgehog stuck in a toilet paper roll earlier today."
lol!!
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You know what I hate:
I hate when people avoid criticizing people who are handicapped when they are doing something blatantly wrong or immoral, or just not right. If we're going to treat everyone equally then we should keep the same moral standards.
He made more money than I did in '08. *sigh*
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:30pm.
write!
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Even then he knew he had big shoes to fill.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:20pm.
LOL the original Benjamin Button.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:27pm.
I KNOW that none of the Dlisters are breaking rules, right?
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of COURSE we are. And we be tellin' coz this be Dlisted and that's how we roll.
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Wow, that puts me in a happy dappy mood.
And yes, I broke into someone's medicine cabinet.
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:27pm.
I KNOW that none of the Dlisters are breaking rules, right? AND we aren't going to ADMIT it if we are, RIGHT? Besides, don't give those dumb pigrez followers any ideas...theys to stoopid to come up wif it on they own........
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:25pm.
He is not disable he is just very short and creepy .
and I'm not making fun of him being little, I am making fun of him for that ridiculous sex tape he made and for thinking he was good in it. he is disgustin as it is Parasite, Kim K and all those stupid assholes who think I care about who they fuck and how good they think they are.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:25pm.
I HATE PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF THE HANDICAPPED
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damn, Charlie, you're fucking awesome.
Isn't Verne a disabled person? he's not able to drive a regular car, he uses his little scooter because he can't walk long distances and so many other things. I think that qualifies as disabled.
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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totally normal from the nose up. he should invest in hair. hair was a good look on him.
*sigh* going to do my part and vote for MK on like 6 different comps.
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I KNOW that none of the Dlisters are breaking rules, right? AND we aren't going to ADMIT it if we are, RIGHT? Besides, don't give those dumb pigrez followers any ideas...theys to stoopid to come up wif it on they own........
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That's how Christian Slater looks now.
(flame on!)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:23pm.
Farrah! i have been logging on on different computers at work and voting....yeah, I'm a crazy MKaloonie like that, LOL
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awesome! since i cleaneverything and not accept cookies, i have been able to vote for the ho.
I was shocked to see The Superficial is still around! LOVED that beesh.
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we are not making fun of the handicapped, we are making fun of Verne.
Duh.
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF THE HANDICAPPED, COUGH COUGH, DISABLED. I GIVE THE MOTHERFUCKER FIVE STARS FOR GOING OUT AND MAKING FUCKING SOMETHING OF HIMSELF.
Farrah! i have been logging on on different computers at work and voting....yeah, I'm a crazy MKaloonie like that, LOL
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:13pm.
HA!
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
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He has the toothiest teeth EVER! So cute! Hahahha!
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Submitted by Axl on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:19pm.
He still looks old even when he was young
OMG STONEY: he's mini Benjamin!
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vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:16pm.
seriously, how can we catch up w/ONTD if you all don't vote on multiple pc's?
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it depends. I don't know if they're sticking a cookie to remember your PC or the IP
*cue T-Zone music*...... THE IPPPPPPPPP
LOL!
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:16pm.
It's LITTLE PERSON, you bigot.
And I have a question: Is Verne Troyer the same guy as the little person in Jackass?
No it is not, wee man is cool!
He still looks old even when he was young
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It's LITTLE PERSON, you bigot.
And I have a question: Is Verne Troyer the same guy as the little person in Jackass?
seriously, how can we catch up w/ONTD if you all don't vote on multiple pc's?
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 -
Sex with a midget?? Dont make me retch...ugh...
For being a cucaracha you sure have standars! :P
WTF? Prom King? Uh huh, sure.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:04pm.
Anybody seen his sex tape yet?
No, were you in it?
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Sex with a midget?? Dont make me retch...ugh...
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ubmitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:12pm
oh shit there are 8 computers in this office! that means I can get my vote on again because I was so over waiting for my 24 hrs to be up
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:03pm.
cause you wrote DETRIOT
im not worried about it
i wondered cause i used to live near there and go there quite a bit.
nevahmind
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:09pm.
You can vote every 24 hours but before Feb13.
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Or you can use different computers because that works if your IP changes like those roaming ones do. Then you can vote a bazillion times, which is why this blog is second right now. Bitches ain't figured that shit out yet.
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He comes off as creppy and disturbed I do not like him a bit and I'm not sure if it has anything to do with his size.
The pictures I saw from the sex tape, he looks scary. and I can't believe he tought he was actually pleasing that whore.
Too bad he grew up to be a prick
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
If people can vote for Mini-me and get away with him winning the big prize, then our collective whore-hood can give D-listed as best gossip blog award!
Vote D-listed here!
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You can vote every 24 hours but before Feb 13! hell, coordinate your "meds" time with your voting time!
Submitted by TinyHammer4 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:07pm.
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well he's coming across really well in celeb big brother in the uk. he seems like a charming guy if you ask me, he's favourite to win.
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