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Jay Mohr changed his name to Jay Cox Mohr (or Mohr Cox as I like to call him) to show his love for his wife Nikki. But what he really should have done to show his affection for her is take away the Wesson oil or whatever else she's fucking injecting into her poor lips.

That shit is making my own lips want to run to the nearest law office to get some kind of contract together for me to agree never to torture them this way. It's not normal that when you talk, your lips start making whistle noises. I bet you Mohr Cox is making her partake in this fuckery, because the greedy fucktard wants her to have two sets of cooch lips. Please, Nikki! My lips are begging you to quit it. Go get your lips lipoed before they get bigger, cover up your nostrils and prevent you from breathing through your nose. It's not too late.

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Your Face Scares Me

Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:19pm.

oh god. she looks like she might face plant from the weight of her lips.

Submitted by Albino Squirrel on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:19pm.

There is something seriously questionable with any straight man who is willing and eager to the word Cocks to his name.

Submitted by Katt on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:19pm.

What a scary bitch! She has the mug of an orangutan.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:19pm.

also she's an oompah loompa

Morrissey: maybe she just has reeeeally long toes?

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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:19pm.

Wow! I will say that even with those tire's for lips, she is still better looking than Mohr Cox. Let's see, he is short, balding and ugly - yep, she is definetly the better prospect. At least she can use those lips to power the boat next summer.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:18pm.

LIPZILLA......coming to a theater near you!!!

Maybe the injections caused the lips to give bjs so powerful, that's why Jay changed his last name.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:18pm.

She's got a great bod, but she's a wreck-up from the neck-up.
The lips are ridiculous. Mohr Cox is blander than cold oatmeal.

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Submitted by peaches1261 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:18pm.

she was sooooo cute on the divorce show she was on "Happily somethingorother" What the hell are women thinking when they do this type of shit to their FACES! Don't they realize that EVERYONE SEES THAT PART OF YOUR BODY!!!

Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:18pm.

She used to be so pretty...wtf did she do to herself? What's wrong with these fuckwads? Why do they ruin their perfectly nice-looking faces?

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Submitted by Morrissey on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:17pm.

Her shoes are too big. Look at her toes! WTF?

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:16pm.

She won't be satisfied until she looks like the Bride of Wildenstein.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:15pm.

wow those lips look like a gang-banged anus.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:15pm.

Oh, and she gets points for not trying to be a blonde.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:15pm.

O come on guys! Her lips aren't so bad!
Really the problem is her whole face.

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:15pm.

They are both so fucking weird! Uh! They make me feel like I need to shift in my chair!

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:15pm.

When your lips looks as if they have cellulite, it is time to stop inflating them.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:14pm.

Does this dress make my lips look fat?
Yes? Awesome.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:14pm.

Now Nikki (classy spelling, BTW) did not need to wear that much mascara or foundation. I doubt
that her skin is so bad that she had to trowel that shit on.

HOWEVER: I note with deep approval that she is following the Hekki rule of dressing sexay. If it's form-fitting, it must cover 80% of your body. If it's showing skin, it must be not be tight. Show either the cleavage or the legs - not BOTH.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:14pm.

And to think, she used to be so pretty.
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Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:14pm.

Whoever took that picture should be shot.

Mohr Cox must be blind or he really needed a beard.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:14pm.

LMAO @ the tag "Your Face Scares Me." I don't understand why she is doing this to her lips. She doesn't need to.

Submitted by ewlulu on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:14pm.

LOL Those are awesome. Heading toward Ceasar Romero as the joker style....

Who said there is an oil shortage, just run your car using lip power...

Submitted by The Real Mimi on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:13pm.

She has these huge lips and her other features are small. I wonder if she says that her lips are really hers?
She has a nice figure though.
And just to show I'm just as critical on the guy---He looks kinda bloated.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:13pm.

EWWWWWWWWW! Her lips are in the same position in every pic! She's like Stankelina - wet her lips and stick her to a mirror and she'll stay there until MK becomes straight.

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:13pm.

omfg what an Ugly face....
and her hand in that last thumbnail is HUGE
her legs do look awesome though

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:13pm.

Oh My!

Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:13pm.

doh! i thought this was Hilary Swank with bad plastic surgery

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:13pm.

WHat the FUCK has she done to herself. I know I say that every time, but DAMN! Ever time I see her she's done even MORE!

And speaking or Mohr. You are an idiot.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:13pm.

She used to be pretty.
I liked her on Las Vegas even.
WTF???

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Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:12pm.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww at both of them.

Submitted by Axl on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:12pm.

That has to be some kind of disease to want to do that to your face.

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