Why Is She Holding That Trophy?
You know where that award would look best? You must be one of Sylvia Browne's relatives, because I know you know what I'm thinking. You have the gift. Katherine HAGel can shove that thing down her throat. It will fit perfectly. It wouldn't make sense for her to shove it up her culo since she goes caca through her mouth. I know, such hate. Blame HAGel. She does that to me.
Anyway, some moronic morons voted 27 Dresses their "Favorite Comedy Movie" at the People's Choice Awards. The idiots who voted that shit to win are also the people that think you can get knocked up from swallowing. I've had conversations with these kind of people. They really think the spermies can swim down to their baby making parts. I can't...
Okay, 27 Dresses was not bad, anything starring HAGel should not get an award. That only fuels her ego! She's probably on the Grey's Anatomy set this morning toting that shit around like it's an Oscar! I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow!
I usually watch the People's Choice Awards every year, because it's a better sedative than Sleepytime Tea, but my Tivo couldn't handle it last night. It was busy making love to Damages, 13: Fear is Real, The Real World: Brooklyn and blah...blah.. blah.. After reading bout the PCA, it looks like I didn't miss much.
The winners were pretty predictable. Brangelina were voted the greatest living things. Of course, they think they are too good for that shit, so they didn't grace the peons with their presence. Click here to see all the winners.
Below I've thrown a bunch of pictures into one big toilet below. You can pick each one out and dissect them or you can just flush. Your choice. Dakota Fanning honestly look the best, because the MAC Cosmetics counter didn't vomit all over her face.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:03pm.
Marisa Tomei is so purdy!
Totally agree, Dee. And talented, unlike that overweight, untalented Steve Martin.
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You just jellis of his sexay pot belly and pasty white skin. And he is talented!
Fringe didn't win, DAMN IT!
I love that fuckin' show.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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That AnnaLynn chick is thin, but looks toned... not like another L.A. death-camp survivor. And she's wearing the fuck outa that dress.
South Park IS hilarious. At least we can agree on that!
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:58am.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:45am.
I don't know who that bruised lip chick is but she's working that gray dress.
Zappy, I think that's Analeen McCord.
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yeah thats teh chick from 90210...she looked as if she was hanging out with LL or brit in her better days lol before she presented...jenny garth kept looking at her sooooooo funny when she was talking...
yes i watched this pile of shit last night too but nothng else on?
Submitted by Mawy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:01pm.
yea, i would've been happy if south park had won too. i just don't like simpsons, never have. but understand that other people obviously do, been around a long time like you said.
Oh shut up. Judgmental much? People who live in trailers are people too...even people who live in double-wides. And no, I don't live in one. I'm not fucking trash like that.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” ~Paris Hilton
Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:04pm.
Me neither... but da original brudders are still hella sexxay.
Have a good day.
Clarisse - HAHAH! Jake cracks me up. He's got the brains of a major stoner, yet, he's a non stoner!
I love how Charlie is so blunt with him.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:03pm.
Marisa Tomei is so purdy!
Totally agree, Dee. And talented, unlike that overweight, untalented Steve Martin.
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Let me be clear. I think the song is shit, but that it sounds like Werewolves of London was intentional. He wasn't stealing, he just failed at the tribute,in my ever so humble opinion. But, again, I'm no Kid Rock fan.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:01pm.
Same here. I only know most of these people through Dlisted.
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Marisa Tomei is so purdy!
zappy, what is hash oil? have i been missing an integral part of my weed edu?
ps I love weeds. pissed that didn't win. Pissed at the whole list.
EastEndGirl on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:00pm
You gotta wait 24 hours before you can vote again, but yesterday, MK only had 600 votes.
ONTD, who goes there?
I don't.
And the loons are so busy jizzing off votes and essays for Brangelina, Jared has like no votes.
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Sorry, bitchette, but the Simpsons beats out Family Guy any day. I do not get the appeal of Family Guy. It is so not funny, it’s just crude (but not in a funny way). The Simpsons, however, are classic. I have watched them since I was 4 years old, when they only came on Thursday nights at 8. They’re funny, witty, smart and have stood the test of time.
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Sheeps, she's a pretty girl. I don't know who alot of famous people are since I rarely go to the movies (there's mucho crappo out there) I wait til the DVD's come out in the fie dolluh bin at Tar-jay.... and then never watch them. BUT, they were on sale.
Submitted by Bonasera on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:58am.
P****B**** sounds like she may be describing her own luxurious life in her double wide...Formica trays? LMAO!!!
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that's what I was thinking.
Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:59am.
"Ok, so he totally ripped off Werewolves of London for his "summertime" shit, right?"
I'm no Kid Rock fan, but that's a tribute to his two favorite songs.... Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama. It might be shit, but it's intentional.
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Not trying to be a biotch, but achieving it anyway... it's intentionally shit? Who would do that?
Wow - these people look like FOOLS with the way they have their hair done. Teri Hatcher? Jenny Garth? Wow.
I started watching Damages last season, and stopped, because I had way too many shows to watch. Now I'm pissed because it's looking really good this season.
I DVR'd the Season opener last night.
M.E.
I enjoy it too. The character Jake has the exact sense of humor as my nephew!
Christian BALE People!!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Love Anderson,
I just clicked on your link and voted. I can't believe MK is in second place!
Fuck whores, start clicking!!!!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:56am.
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It must be Rage Day again for him.
I'm sorry, but that Anna McCord-What-the-Fuck looks like a 35-year-old woman.
"Ok, so he totally ripped off Werewolves of London for his "summertime" shit, right?"
I'm no Kid Rock fan, but that's a tribute to his two favorite songs.... Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama. It might be shit, but it's intentional.
MK, what you got against make up?
I may be one of the few. I like "Two and a Half Men"
Pussy.Broth sounds like she may be describing her own luxurious life in her double wide...Formica trays? LMAO!!!
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:45am.
I don't know who that bruised lip chick is but she's working that gray dress.
Zappy, I think that's Analeen McCord.
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Does this mean Heigl won't get written off the show?
Please Lord, NO!
OMG Two and a half men won an award?! WTF is wrong with people?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Dakota Fanning is the next Children of The Damned Matriarch.
I can't stand her.
*swaggers up behind Pussy.Broth, kicks her*
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ok, now i looked at the list and i am disgusted! who votes for this shit??
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Evidently the bozos over on JJ - over and over again.
I agree - why is Paris Hilton there?
Ah Dakota, little Dakota. She brings out the perv in me. She's got those eyes that can freeze a man in his tracks. Bad bambam, bad.
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Why is paris-cunt there, did they need the extra skank?
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
That is a whole mess of fug!Those bitches have more wrinkles than my memaw!Hatcher,Tomei and Messing get yourselves to a plastic surgeon pronto!
Fanning is a beautiful girl,Rossdale is hot and Christian Bale is yummy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The close up of the women look fucking scary!!! Did they all get their make up done at the same mortuary? They all have the same open casket spackled on make up. Well, except for Dakota, Reese and Marisa Tomei. Although Marisa looks beat.
Kate Hudson looks fat in that dress.
Teri Hatcher looks like popeye's ho.
Gavin and Christian look good.
You fat hookers are just jelly. While you sat at home in your tattered La-Z-Boy and watched the awards behind formica TV trays with Stauffer's Original frozen TV meals, young, thin, beautiful people were busy dining on gold, diamonds, and the bones of your relatives as they accepted prestigious awards that give their life meaning. So, to give YOUR life meaning, you tear them down. Stop being such fat hookers. It's so unbecoming.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” ~Paris Hilton
Wow!!! Katherine now has the same award as Valerie Cherish!
ok, now i looked at the list and i am disgusted! who votes for this shit??
the simpsons win over family guy WTF.
superbad isn't even nominated.
Dancing with the hag hasbeens WTF
Deal or no Deal. kill me please before i have to watch this shit.
starter wife, no nomination.
no air, low and i kissed a girl should've all won for biggest rip off commercial crap catering to 13 girls that no one elses ears can listen to with out bleeding.
Katherine Heckle is young and outspoken. She forgets that what she says will be forever etched in the public memory (case in point: 'Hanoi Jane' Fonda..it took years before people began to let her off the hook for her radical misinformed ideas that were etched in youth, which she admits).
Heckle will grow up, eventually.
I love famous people. They live their lives so that we can scrape off the crust and throw it back in their botoxed faces!
AHHHHHHHHMEN.
Heigl in that big pic: I use Massengill!
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:42am.
I loved 27 Dresses.
*covers head and runs from thread*
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Me too!
*grabs Stoney's hands and runs to the nearest bar*
I love Queen Latifah. My husband really fancies her which is a sure sign she's gay- he only seems to fancy lesbians. *thinks* does that make me a lesbian?
Otherwise, Terri Hatcher looks like she had a stroke.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Wait. Is that dork in the sunglasses and cowboy hat the cat who was giving oral away on the interwebs? Imma Cowboy baby!!
Christian Bale ROCKS.
*edited to add...OHLY SHIT!! That's Dakota Fanning???
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:34am.
What the frick is Paris Hilton DOING there? I want to smash her. I want to smash her ugly face in with an aluminum baseball bat. I want to see her splintered bones poking through her torn and bloody flesh.
*panting*
She is like the douchey kid who no one likes, but she refuses to get the hint and even when you say "No one likes you. Get lost. Go find someone else to hang out with" she just laughs it off and offers to give the boys BJs behind the gym.
hahahahaha!!!
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Dakota is adorable. I don't know who that bruised lip chick is but she's working that gray dress.
Dakota Fanning is so very cute
The chick in the grey dress is so dam skinny and her feet are huge!
I love Jenny Garth's shoes
I thought Robin Williams was Hugh Hefner
I cannot believe Queen Latifah (why do we call her that? Is that her real name?) Is STILL the face of Jenny Craig!
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Christmas is over :(