Why Is She Holding That Trophy?
You know where that award would look best? You must be one of Sylvia Browne's relatives, because I know you know what I'm thinking. You have the gift. Katherine HAGel can shove that thing down her throat. It will fit perfectly. It wouldn't make sense for her to shove it up her culo since she goes caca through her mouth. I know, such hate. Blame HAGel. She does that to me.
Anyway, some moronic morons voted 27 Dresses their "Favorite Comedy Movie" at the People's Choice Awards. The idiots who voted that shit to win are also the people that think you can get knocked up from swallowing. I've had conversations with these kind of people. They really think the spermies can swim down to their baby making parts. I can't...
Okay, 27 Dresses was not bad, anything starring HAGel should not get an award. That only fuels her ego! She's probably on the Grey's Anatomy set this morning toting that shit around like it's an Oscar! I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow!
I usually watch the People's Choice Awards every year, because it's a better sedative than Sleepytime Tea, but my Tivo couldn't handle it last night. It was busy making love to Damages, 13: Fear is Real, The Real World: Brooklyn and blah...blah.. blah.. After reading bout the PCA, it looks like I didn't miss much.
The winners were pretty predictable. Brangelina were voted the greatest living things. Of course, they think they are too good for that shit, so they didn't grace the peons with their presence. Click here to see all the winners.
Below I've thrown a bunch of pictures into one big toilet below. You can pick each one out and dissect them or you can just flush. Your choice. Dakota Fanning honestly look the best, because the MAC Cosmetics counter didn't vomit all over her face.
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Went to click on thumb of Christian to try and figure out the facial hair/hair color sitch, but accidentally hit the Messing closeup....WHOA UGLY!!!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
I think Gavin is fine with a capital FINE!!!!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Gavin is now starting to look slightly third riechish.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:58pm.
First movie I saw Christian? "Empire of the Sun", Speilberg's most underrated movie. He was just a kid, but what friggin talent!!!
The man is a star, an artist, a god!!!
Christian Bale is such a sexy beast! Love him.
Reese looks good (I know there are so many haters for her out there, but I like the girl).
HAGel blows all the way around.
Jenny Craig is not working for Ms. Latifiah.
Robin Williams is looking like an old fruit more and more every day.
I didn't watch the PCA, don't waste my time.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:51pm.
That was a brilliant video, though I'm kind creeped out by Rivers in bed with Chris Crocker.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What the hell is Wonky doing there?! WRONG! She should have been kicked out of there!
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I bet that Kate Hudson probably borrowed the dress from her mother.
Whoa...that's Kate Hudson!!?! Her arms are ginormous and she almost has a double chin! WTF?! Stop smoking the ganja baby!
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Hahahha! I thought Jenni Garth was January Jones in her 60s get up from Madmen....that's hilarious! She looks downright dowdy there. I like that Dakota is not buried in makeup like all these other hos!
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kizardbits- what 2 day smackdown? damn I miss the good stuff. I would spend more time scanning comments if I could and not get fired. As it is I have to do hit and runs here mostly. Grr.
Jennie Garth always seemed normal and sweet- and has aged well I think. She's not exactly old but still not overly botoxed. Only think is the overly stiff hair and the dress length makes her dowdy-ish. The dress should hit at the knee any longer makes her look frumpy. For anyone I think. Eh.
Christian Bale is an actor's actor. He always classes up the joint.
And Salem- you got Eva Green on yer avie. I LOVE her. She's gorgeous and funny too. She reminds me of Monica Bellucci (in attitude) as she is so laid back and charming. In an interview she said she hated working on 'Kingdom of Heaven' so much she started referring to it as 'Kingdom of Hell' on set. Cutest.
Dakota Fanning is gorgeous! Holy crap.... and I hate her!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
M.E.,
I hated the Matrix too! Ugh.
Watch Equilibrium!
M.C.,
The first movie I saw Christian Bale in, he was playing Laurie in "Little Woman" and I have been a Bale-head since that day.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Snowie
Um, yes! Can you believe that shit!
Rivers has cooties now! LOL
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Miss Priss! Is that Chrissy Crocker in that vid?
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What the? Kate looks like a balloon and yes Dakota looks very pretty
I didn't know Weezer's Pork and Beans got a nod!
Didn't win tho
here's the vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
funny
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by Athina on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:48pm.
Ah. I had skinny pot head friends who would astound me when they never gained weight. Then we all hit the age where our metabolisms stall/slow down. Kate is @ 30 now, or close to, right? The metabolism resets or slows down every 5 years someone told me. No clue if it's true but guess no one is immune.
I thought that too, M.E. Hell, Kate H was such a stick. her arms are thick (and so are Reese Wither's too...) compared to what these girls look like usually. In terms of the average public they look just fine but looks like they both have been slacking in the gym:)
I'm surprised (and a little heartened) to see a lot of the women with the normal lines/eye creases, etc.. is it becasue these are not magazine photos and they did not have to do the required airbrushing? Anyway nice to see they're human after all, ha.
Anna Lyne mc Cord is such a pretty girl- why does her makeup artist insist on giving her Baby Jane brows? It makes her look hard. She doesn't need all of that crap. Yikes.
Does anyone remember that awful movie Heiggggll was in when she first started - 'My Father The hero?' She was so cute. What the hell happened to her? And why does she insist on dressing like a Jacquie Susan character? That's all I got.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:30pm.
Kate Hudson used to be SOOOO thin. WTF happened. Her arms are getting big, and undefined. Why is she balloooning up?
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She's a huge pothead. My guess is the midnight munchies are finally catching up to her. I saw it happen to several of my pothead friends. One chick I know gained 40 pounds over 1 year. She was hitting the weed hard, though.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
That show super sucked. I love it how all of the winner's were strangely in the audience while the high class losers were not. How strange that it worked out that way. You could predict every winner just by looking at the crowds or who presented. If I would have heard Queen Latifah say these's peoples crazy one more time I might have screamed.
Clarisse - so I was kinda late to the whole CB bandwagon, and the first movie I really watched with him was Equilibrium and I was like whoever this dude is, if I ever see him on the street, he's getting a piece. Maybe even two!
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
If Pitt is the favorite leading man why did his movie come in at #3? Who picked these choices?
AnnaLynne has a total bitchface but she looks so damn fierce, wow.
Clarisse - I HATED the Matrix! But Equalibrium was good, even the 40 minutes that I saw. After watching the action/sword fighting/martial arts aspect to it, it's no wonder they chose him as the next Batman with how "Batman Begins" story line was.
I would like to see the whole thing.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:13pm.
Dakota's turning into a pretty young lady! She looks beautiful! but yet still looks her age! Good job@
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(waving frantically!) I know, the first thing I thought when I saw her was how beautiful she looks, but she still looks like she has her innocence. Her mom is doing a good job of keeping her normal and grounded
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
M.E.,
I have made everyone of my family and friends borrow the DVD!
Equilibrium has a Matrix-like feel too it, but has a much better story (imo) and Bale can out-act Reeves in his sleep.
Highly recommend!
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why do people still like her??
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:17pm.
Christian Bale looks like he needs a good sleep.
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I have a nice pair of pillows that he could lay his weary head on. Just sayin'
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"Je fume,je bois,je baise.Triangle équilatéral."
~Gainsbourg
I'm loving the Doris Day route Parasite is trying to take. Being newly virginal, and all. MK didn't you have an item about some new big project and her wanting to be cast as Tinkerbell? It's either that or someone at The Sun claims children's books like Madonna, since everything else has been a bust.
Kate Hudson used to be SOOOO thin. WTF happened. Her arms are getting big, and undefined. Why is she balloooning up?
Clarisse - it was on TNT, I think I need to rent it to see the whole thing.
It were awsome.
M.E.,
Equilibrim is one of my favorite Bale flicks! Own it, I do! (not sure why I just channeled Yoda)
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How old is Fanning now? 2038420938 people want to hit it. Is it okay yet?
Missy
Some girls give me the hots!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Clarisse - Have you seen "Equalibrium" with the Bale?
I watched the last 40 minutes of it yesterday between barf sessions.
I liked it.
Christian Bale looks like he needs a good sleep.
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miss priss, that chick is pretty smokin.. thought so too!
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MK, thats not christina applegate. its jennie garth.
Dakota Fanning looks beautiful.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
What annoys me most about HAGle is her inward pointing teeth.
Dakota's turning into a pretty young lady! She looks beautiful! but yet still looks her age! Good job@
The Bale looks hairy hot*fans self*
That Annalynne girl is pretty hot. Damn. Bitch
The rest...MEHHHH!!
Wonky was there because the people chose her as the skankiest, fugliest and stupidest.
Carrie Underwears looks like poo
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
I love my virtual life but now I have to do sucky real life things like take a shower do laundry and sweep dirt under the rug.
fug.
fuck you guys. i'm goin home.
teehee.
love cartman :)
Christian Bale...*drool* How can so much hotness come from one man?
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How is that nasty bitch Paris at anything anymore?
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bitchette, hash oil is a term used for something that doesn't truly exist. the true 'oil' is only equivalent to onejoint.
http://www.streetdrugs.org/hashoil.htm
sorry.
oh..i get it. kate hudson likes to make jokes with her wardrobe because she knows the jokes that come out of her mouth arent funny.
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